The Red Chef Presents...

GRUB STREET by Sarasota Fats

 a cooked up history of eating
 in class society 



episode one 

 getting it off my chest 

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 hello i’m Sarasota fats 

and 

  yep i’m 

 addicted to fatty 

meats 

and happy to say so 

 to fat  rimmed and marbled 

grease dripping animal flesh 

" yes thanks

 i think i will .......heavy on the fat please "

anyway anyday anyhour 

 fat 

fried broiled baked burnt

or just plain boiled 

 hot cold fresh refreshed 

canned or all froze up 

  AAAAdicted 

some amazing day 

   I fell science will show 

just exactly and irrefutably 

how 

we’re designed

 some more then others perhaps 

but nonetheless all designed

to love 

with a soul wrenching

 other worldish  cravery 

all things fat jagged and bloody

face it you leaf queens

meat adiction 

is an accident  foretold

in the blueprints 

 make really fatty  stuff

 easy to appropriate 

and watch most of us 

uninhibited meat ape go wild 

  

  fruit apes there are 

BONOBOOS  may indeed love their 

 peaches 

but 

cabbage apes no way

 us bare apes 

 mother nature thank you 

we’re 

 meat  first prime apes 

our wild untutored  choice

 after an average 

day’s  climb and clamber 

 after the usual rounds of 

chuck and fuck 

  what will it be 

 burger or banana ?

whos dicking who 

what do you think 

 we’re with the dogs 

not the spider monkeys

 on that one 

 by design 

 we’re tuned to the fat channel

thats settled

now on with history 

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 its the dawn of  classes 

around 6000 years ago or so 

we’re in a way back machine 

 me two attractive veghead types

and my three dogs 

where in search of the great dietary split 

as later day  food brahmins

 the gals 

 everywhere

  cast themselves 

  above the  fat salt sugar 

alcohol  and a snooze  slubs 

 i embody

 ones a veghead for self display 

the other out of

 guilt solidarity

 we’re back here where it all began 

 looking for the source 

of one of civilizations master creations 

 

 the grain eating masses 

those who eat  beast fodder 

out of necessity

those then brand new social products 

those new model human types 

were obviously 

not able like America the plentiful’s 

  wageling philistines 

to gorge on a whim 

the craving for fat and company 

these two hiphype 

neobrahmins

look on as i scold them 

fuck you

 its easy being you isn’t it 

" by those

 to  whom all is given 

   all can be rejected "

see the pyramids a building 

the lean priest watches anon 

now way back to  forward for now 



its snack time 

for your guide and pundit 



*lesson for today* 

 blue collar  beef 

is the meat fist of the klass kampf 

whats right there for supper ?

yep 

a red running haunch 

cooked  slightly 

cut thickly 

and with a tall cool one 

from old Milwaukee 

on the side 

 

   cheers greeny