September 28, 2004

ARE WE AT THE TOOT TOO STUDIO SECTOR ORIENTED?


YES WE ARE

 WE BELIEVE
   WE HAVE ENTERED
  A NEW ERA IN CAPITALISM

THE  STUDIO AGE 

AND NATURALLY ENOUGH

  WE PLAN TO MAKE ORGING 
                STUDIO WAGERYS 
                   OUR
                    EXTRA  SPECIAL PURPOSE..... 

   HENCE OUR
                "HERBERT K "
                      NAME PLATE

WHAT ELSE COULD IT MEAN


DETAILS SOON....

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September 27, 2004

grunts union


  this guy's 
got hold of a tigers dick here

boy u gotta crave that 

the man's 
  started
" an enlisted mans union"

get that rollin and u got 
                 a movement
                            with teeth


the eye of the storm 
for now anyway
 seems to be
 fort Drum 
 in up state new york

=======================
 using the name

son of sam 

he starts e-ing uz 
a few weeks back

 
claiming

"unofficial" teamster backing

which my sources know he ain;t got by the way

but this is for real

the keed's righteous


he's got balls guile and fury

 sending "in"
his spooks
coded messages

meeting off base etc etc

"shit the head of this has to be outside"

he's right of course

young just out vets
 ready to take 
federal nasty type heat

" we hope theydo their usual brass head thing
and  over  re-act
clamp down 
 on uz outside agitators'

" shit put me in the can for this
and i'l sing to the press so fine..."


 yes that sure will work


" spread the word 
like its a dope deal in tuscon "

 he sezthis to uz
and he's right on

org?

" a tight ring " of exs
and   pals 
still"cookin their butts" 
inside

" take my  old unit

the 10th mountain 
we own it believe me"


big time union support?

so  far

he's still playin the teamster bluff
even on uz


"well shit the teamsters are around
but shit 
hoffa won't come across 
with the promised 
secret seed money
so this goin public on him
well u can figure we're movin on"

prolly a good idea


shit these dayz

the teamsters are 
a pack of lions
run by kittens

old man hoffa woulda caught a punt like this
 and run it all the way back

hoffa II?

   not even a  dave beck this guy

but hey 

to return to the table

son of sam
sez
he's 
 got
" 10,000 signed cards
already
and thats only after
workin  two  forts"


----------------------------

good luck pard 


sayin a grunts union
is 
long over due 
don't near get it done

for this application
of the power of collective bargaining

shit cops have had this for 85 years 


and lookin over
the iraqathon race results

i'd say

 grunts aredown there
with the sand   tar
 on the brass hats boots

-------------------------------------

my take:

startin with all this trap door 
re ups

the heedless 
24/7 jeopardy 
times ripe

 now 
put a fire cracker up
 the vet orgs ass

cut em in
tell em you'll bargain 
for them too

sure the francophiles runnin the amway legion
will call for a firing squad

great split the vet thing now up front

make em show some cards 

all along 
the leverage was
not lobbying congress
thats for weapons company types

no hit inside the services
hit 
 at the state side forts

close em down

do shit like that
and 
the five sided sham 
has got to listen up

cry  mutiny?

fuck let em try pullin that shit 
on our fightin' keeds 


the nation will roar 
and 
the generals will flee

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September 26, 2004

gathering a kook in

 we need to fuckin
                    kook up 

the next

 AFL-XXX NATIONAL CONVENTION


======================-
 
--------------------------------------------

"  sargent at arms

  SARGENT AT ARMS

clear 
 those fuckin kookies out of 
                                    the gallery "
blue george the  meany 
                at the epical 1965 afl -xxx
                                          national convention

-------------------------------------

 i know the shin dig's  
still nearly a year away 

but the next AFL-XXX
national get together

needs to experience

 a kook in 

like its  
never experienced be4

a kook in
 that morphs
into 
a  kookarchic
 drop kickin body slammin' 
 take down type take over 

--------------------------------------

its so very obvious
the grey mares gotta get 

the heeve ho 


for wagery 
to recapture america's heart and soul

the whole fuckin
 exec soviet fart circus 

needs to be swept out to sea  

flushed  out 

all of em

all
 the  custard  pie cards
all
the feather bed pans 
all
 goose quill dancers

all all all of em

and we better not 
let 
andy's gang in either 

jesus no 

purple rain andy?

shark fin andrew stern?

aaaanunt aaanunt aaaannunt 

just when u thought it was safe
 to get back in a union...

no fuckin waaay 
--------------------------

so any who

what we got left here?

 ten months....

ten months to build 
the secret  org of desperate cadre
 that 
will shake the world



well
what the fuck ever time 
we got 

by convention day one

 
we gotta 
be ready and able 
to roll

throw off our disguses
and 
 sieze  
 the house of labor 
 by the throat



get to it  mates

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Posted by herb jr. jr. at 11:43 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

why is the middle klass so easy to forget?

 we wage heads are middle heads

we
 do the work
we
pay the taxes

and 
we
get forgotten
totally forgotten 
 once its time
to started
 converting campaign promises 
 into realities

why?

cause

we fuckin
 middle wagery types 

       won't brake the bosses rules
               
     won't give em a good old fashion 
                                            job scrap
   kick em in the profit balls 

========================



and 
take ole herb's word for it

u'll get unforgetable fast

real fast


========================= 
 "lets start some serious scrappin here guyz"
                                              my grand dad
                                         disney studio gates august 1941 

-----------------------------------------


 in his famous  wageling
  election year ass kiss

blow job
        bill clinton
aka now
           by pass bill

     praised 
what he called

 echoing 
that great workin man's hero
 barry goldwater

    


  "the noble and great 
  forgotten american mid drift "

thats uz exploitables
we're


this great nation's
 big center  bulge 

 that according to
just  plain bill
 
"plays  by the rules "

-------------------------

he was mostly right about the rule following

we fuckin "better off "
wage geeps 
mostly do play by the rules
don't we 

but heres how 
those rules
 "play out  "


 when clint 
got himself elected


 he done the exact same thing
as the rest done
as 
 " they" all do 

he "forgot" 
uz  

he forgot
all uz great  middle backers of hiz

the very same  uz 
 he'd  promised

"  a working  familly 
    toiling middle 
        class of classes
          highly personal tax cut 
                                   just for you"

 shit sprots fans

 that bit of clever vote cadging
                was 

"the very  first promise 
                        thrown out the oval office   window " 


------------------------------------
my take

 if you want to be remembered 

stop playin by
              these here  "  rules "

especially
where it really counts
 on the job

the place 
where  
" their rules"
  are
 profit rules

why?

cause  
don't we all know 

"profit
         makes the world go round "

 which is to say

wanna stop the world
   then
     you better
start 
jammin up some of  these job type  
                                    "sucker rules"

 now 
i don't mean 
go
in there 
 and go totally ruleless

thats
 a lovely thought

a real lovely thought in fact 


but
it  won't wash

any more  
then goin in there 

 topless
and 
  bottomless 

no no

no job rules
at all 

thats 
 strictly 
 pretty sounding 
           non sense 


no


i'm sayin

 when you're on the job

just 
start makin up
some rules of your own

and
once you got enough 
new rules
that make sense

 be prepared
 to back em up
with 
   some razzle dazzle 

try that kinda shit on em
at the job site

and 
watch how quick
" they" start to remember u 


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Posted by herb jr. jr. at 10:54 AM | Comments (1) | TrackBack

get into uniform kidz


 hey you keeds out there

forget the college gig

you're already 
way over schooled

get into some
 by the day
 maximum profiteerity 
  prison 

put on their fuckin
stooge striped  uniform

gather around u 
 a few cells worth 
of lawless confederates

and at the right moment
 fucking fight your way  
                                 to freedom 


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September 25, 2004

the organization principle


  my dad hated aggression 
 as a depression era workin klass  kid
  livin on the edge of everything

he waited for things 
to come  past  him

he built  snake traps

and  became a photographer 

at any rate 
maybe he never threw a decent punch
but 
 he sure as fuck 
knew the value of organization

"take a brain "
he'd always say
" each neron
 whats that worth
but  take enough of em
and set  em  up right ...."

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September 24, 2004

PURPLE PUKE FROM THE NEXT JOHN L

 FUCK JESUS IN THE TRAP

IZ RAGGEDY ANDY A DICKHEAD

DON'T BELIEVE ME?

GO
CHECK OUT 

HIS PURPLEOCEAN.ORGASM 


THEN MAIL ME YOUR VERDICT 

===========================
  EXHIBIT A:


" WORKING AMERICA 
IS REALLY REALLY 
            PO'D
  AT THE CORPORATIONS"

 "  PO'D "

  THIS IS JUST 
THE SORT
 OF SOFT SERVE SOVIET SHIT
         THAT
COULD NOT BE MORE  
                      WORTH LESS 

TAKE A LOOK AROUND THE SITE


WHAT DO YOU SEE 
                  BESIDES

ANDY'S NAME 

ANDY'S WORDS

AND THE COLOR PURPLE

ANDY HAS A REAL COLOR 
      THEME THING

ESPECIALLY
BRIGHT KIDDY KOLORS 

LIKE COME 
OUT OF BARNEY VILLE 


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


ANDY WONKA
  AND THE PURPLE FACTORY

PURPLE WHAT ?

YOU MIGHT WELL  ASK


PURPLE SHIT THAT'S WHAT


PURPLE SHIT 
IN FLASH WAVES

PURPLE SHIT 
AND  WHAT  ELSE ?

NOT FUCKIN MUCH MATES


BESIDES SOME

TIPS TOWARD THE KLASS REVOLUTION 

LIKE 

CALL YOUR CONGRESS PERSON 
ABOUT 
THE GALL  DURN 
TOO LOWER NATIONAL  MINIMUM WAGE 

AND THE 468 MILLION FOLKS
 NOT COVERED BY A HEALTH PLAN 

THEN AGAIN

ONE THINGS EVERYWHERE

LIKE THE SMELL OF CAT PISS
AT MY AUNTS APARTMENT


AND
WHATS THAT

WHATS
THE WOULD BE JOHN L LEWIS 
              OF THE 21ST CENTURY
                          DONE
HERE AT

 PURPLE STOP USA 

WHAT'S HE 
SPLATTERED 
AND SPRAYED
ALL OVER EVERYTHING?

WHAT THE HELL ELSE

BUT 

THAT 
 THAT 
THAT

     THANATOID
           WALKING TREE 

THAT 
   SPS WIND SURFING
              FEARLESS FOSDICK
 
              WITH THE CHIN OF A RAIN SPOUT


THAT CREAKING CONTRIVENCE 

FROM THE AGE OF PURE SAIL

YES IT BE 

HIS WOODEN-NESS

THE WASHINGTON
 KERRY TREE 

DOIN HIS THANG

 THISER-ING
 AND 
THATER-ING 

HIS MUG EVERYWHEREING

HIS WORDS 
NANNERING
ON A WHOLE BATTERY 
OF TOP SHELF
WAGELING TYPE
 ISSUES

COME ON ANDY

WHIPE THIS OFF NOW

THE  MAN IZ  A BOMB 

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

MAYBE I'LL TRY SOFTER HERE

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 DEAREST ANDY OLD  BEAN :


THE WHOLE FUCKIN'
KERRY NATION THING
 CAN'T
 CUT SHIT 
FROM A MANURE PILE 

AND YOU 
BLOODY  ASS 
WELL KNOW IT

AND
YOU  ARE ON 
THE RECORD SAYING SO


YOU CYNICAL 
RUBBER SPINED 
 CONNIVER U

 

PRETENDING
TO 
 FIGURE 

THE KERRY 
 "CRUSADE FOR SANITY"

IS  WORTH 
65 MILLION DOLLARS
OF YOUR 
MEMBERS  MONEY   


WHY?

AND HOW?


MR BIG FUCKING WHEEL

NOW YOUR BOY DEANS BIT IT

 MAYBE U FIGURE 
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

AND 
 YOUR MEMBERS WANT
THIS POMPOUS ASS
TO MAKE SURE
 WE STAY 
 IN IRAQ
 FOR FOUR MORE YEARS

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

SHITMAN
 I'D RATHER
 SEE
YOUR ENTIRE MEMBERSHIP

ALL 1.8 MILLION OF EM

TAKE A VICIOUS NIGHT STICKING 

THEN
 SEE U GET
AWAY WITH
 BLOWIN'  65 MILLION
                    OF THEIR DOLLARS
                 LIKE THIS

TO HELP
 GET WHAT?

4 LONG
FOR   
WOODY JOHN


FUCK U


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$44

"SHIT THAT BARKED OVER 
VORTEX OF 
 ELITE AMBITION


HE' S 
 NO INSIDE OUT KENNEDY

HE'S NOTHIN BUT 

AN UPSIDE DOWN NIXON "
                       TIP O'NEIL 


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$444


SO SPORTS FANS

AS  JUDGE VOLTAIRE 
ONCE SAID

"WHO NEEDS 
  SOME ASS
STUFFED FULL 
OF 
BLIND 
AMBITION 
WHEN A
 TWO EYED
 PIG CAUSES
 LESS TROUBLE "

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  LAST THING YOUR FOLKS 
 NEED IS 
 ANOTHER

 TWISTED 

"GOTTA DO IT RIGHT"
  
    HARD ON

        IN
 THE OVAL OFFICE   


  THAT TYPE

SHIT 
ONCE IN A LIFE TIME 
SEEMS QUITE ENOUGH 
          TO ME 


  AND  

BY MY COUNT

WE'VE HAD
 THREE 
AT LEAST
 ALREADY IN MINE 

 AND I'M NOT
                EVEN  45   


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

" BUT HE'S 

A  FRIEND  
OF LABOR  HERB"

 
COMPARED  TO WHO ANDY ?

BOB TAFT 

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4

FORGET THE DETAILS

FORGET 
THE 5 CENT RETURN 
THERE
 "MIGHT BE "
ON 
EACH  DOLLAR
OF
 YOUR PEOPLE'S MONEY

U'VE  BLOWN 

TRYING TO ELECT
THIS CUSS


EVEN IF
 SOME HOW 
THE MAN 
OVERCOMES 
THE ALMIGHTY
OBSTACLE OF BEING 
JOHN KERRY
AND 
WINS THIS FUCKIN THING

BOTTOM LINE 
   STERNY 

 
DOESN'T

  ONE PREPPY
WITH HIS 
HALF SIZED  SHAFT
 UP YOUR ASS
FEEL
JUST  ABOUT 
THE SAME AS ANOTHER ?

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Posted by herb jr. jr. at 02:54 PM | Comments (2) | TrackBack

raise all boats unionism

 
 ok talk alll you want about
how great we are


how the fuck much
better off 
our members 
are
then xyz

butfuck

if you're 
some fuckin geep
out there
 on the outside 
lookin   in  ........

get me ?

*****************************
 
 take a look at the re-action 
to baseball strikes


 think thats 
an anomaly ?

  sorry it ain't

seeing

 better offs 

gettin 

even better off
  
                     istotally  fucked daddy fucked


some body elses
union benes
 just make 
the  average 
            guy feel sick 

sick and maybe pissed

"where's mine ass holes
                              i work for mine   too "


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

the union advantage 
as likely
 prompts
 a knock down fantasy
  as
 a" good goin guys"

"' I  sure  hope some bastard
like ron reagan comes along
  with the balls 
to  chop
  those high and mighty spoiled 
mother fuckers down to size   "

so i say

 where there's a  union difference

 try to eliminate it

not enhance it
  take your members dues

and instead of 
using it 
helping yourselves 

or the poverty pack
or john fuckin kerry

and most of all
funding futile strikes to stem the tides of change 

 use it to raise the comp 


org 
     the unorged

use your dough
  on 
org strikes
 not 
  pay  strikes 

 this is no
levelers shit

no 
hike the bottom 
let the top take care
 of itself 

no this is

we org walmart guys

or we are finished 

if  we
don't
do  it to wall mart

 now they've 
grabbed
 the dominant share 

then hikes here atkrgers
are 
nothin
but
 pre filled out
one way ticket
 to the umemployment line

all thats not filled in 
is the  exact 
departure date 


a year
 two
 five

don't matter
the bus is 
still waitin guys

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$44



make  it  plain

just hours and rates 
nothing else 

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  NUPPERS VS NO-NUPPERS 

 "first grab the lion's  share 
            then claw the shit out of em"

the NUPPERS
 got that part right

yup 

raggedy andy's gang 

 has got ahold of the game 

  if you pie pants can't
convince the membership 
to put 
max out a  dues
 into org 

well
i say 
then  liquidate 
the fuckin union
now 

why draw it out

let the ranks face 
tomorrow
 today

 while their younger
   
 cause its comin soon enough

look at the shrink 
 
after 5 years of prosperity

the private sector union share
went from 
10%
to
8%
a twenty % decline 

and in the last 50 years

from 
one third 

 to
 one twelfth 

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

stop  
shit boasting about the raises

look at whats headed
 the other way guyz

the down escalator's waitin 


fuck stop hiding behind trade and immigration

services are local

organize the services

and raise em all up 

 no ones stoppin ya
no one can

no one 
 but yourselves

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  hey fuck the alibi's

 sure industry can move 

 but fuck 
no body in  LA
 goes to mexico for lunch
since elvis died  

and building
 a new warehouse 
in seattle

can't be done 
in puebla 

cuttin hair in salt lake
can't be done from shanghai 




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OKAY ASS HOLES 

SHOW US THE COMPETITION 

SHOW UZ 

AND WE'LL
 PUT EM UNDER  CONTRACT  TOO 

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4
 
come on guyz

face it 

  to win 

and i mean 
to really win

not  alamo first wave  shit
like last years
 grocery " win " debacle


face the fucking facts


we gotta 
 string up
  all or most 
of the fucking 
 bosses in a sector 
all  at once 

hangin em 
one by one

fuck 
 
we're 
fightin a   hydra here

cut one down
and 
a bigger one 
 grows up somewhere else  

head by head
don't get it done


in fact
you and I both know
that type a shit by shit 
 won't  do anything 
but make 
matters worse


we either  
get em all 
or 
we  got 
 nothing at all

so lets put  more
                  of the fuckers
in  nooses now

stop 
the " look what a union can do for ya" 
hikery

you're just  strangling

                the few 
                 we got strung up  now 


killin them off
job site by job site


ass pans

that 
 only makes it easier
  on the pricks


but go ahead
go right ahead 

keep it up guys

cause
you're creatin jolly times 
indeed

all the way 
from walmart to wall street

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Posted by herb jr. jr. at 01:23 PM | Comments (1) | TrackBack

September 23, 2004

GLASS JAW UNIONS


JUST A BLURB

 I  PLAN TO POST A FEW CUTS
here out of 
   my  

 GRAND DADDY'S
UNPUBLISHED       
           MEMOIRS 

      "LEARNIN' TO  TAKE A PUNCH 
                   BY
      THROWIN'  A PAIR:                                       
                       MY DAYS  INSIDE
                   AMERICA'S
                       GLASS JAW UNION MOVEMENT  "

********************************************8 


Posted by herb jr. jr. at 04:22 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

stomp the tampons

 FYI

THE PRI SYNDICALES

IN PUEBLA?

FUCK
  
THEIR  
 JAMMED SO FAR UP 
THEIR OWN  ASS HOLES

 THEY  MAKE

EVEN  OUR BELOVED  
SWEENEY BIRDS
LOOK
LIKE

 BIG FUCKIN BILL HAYWOOD
AND 
   HIS  FLYIN 
  DYNO-MITE SQUAD 

HENCE 

CHIGS
WORKING SLOGAN

" ESSTOMPO LOS TAMPONES PRI  "

***************************


Posted by herb jr. jr. at 10:27 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

chig sprung




  he's out and soz the whole story




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  be4 he's out

  I'm hearing 
from bat boy and dripper

" ya we know its our job
ta dp the tappin herb 
and 
 shit
  one of uz 
  woulda hit the fuck first
         ourselves 
           if   only we  knew spanish"

  " a cop 
you klowns let chig hit a fuckin cop ?"

   " he  was plain clothes 
herb totally out of uniform....
        stainy old 
       cow puncher hat 
          dusty boots 
       no coffee cup
 come on herb
  who 'd a   thought....
fuckin  chico  barreta 
shit 
  no way was he lookin
                             like a cop
                           no kinda way 
 a fuckin  regular cop"

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4


now chigs out:

"  okay so maybe..."

aahh well 

chigs finally
 doin his thing 
down there

"he's good"
our host type 
 mexy guyz are tellin me

" not like..."

course he iz

chig's
 the institute's
 best 
field hawk 

thats why i sent him
for christ's sake

thats why 
if there was to be any
fist biz

"fuck chig
 it wasn't your 
  dance ..... "

"ya ya ya 
got ya herb got ya "

really 
does he got it ?

nope 

chigs next own words

"fuck whatta want herb
    i flipped  
the ass was sayin ...." 

blah blah blah

"hey chig thats
 the scene of 
  real  klass struggle 
down there
 not one of our 
     beer run picket limbos 
in the future
  why not  try
     conducting yourself accordingly"

" right right sure sure got ya herb got ya "
 
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"next time 
and there better not be a next time
but if there iz
let battery throw
 the  hard answers 
 not you  ass hole
thats all he's good for
outside a bar room or in

fuck u don't think 
he'sdown there 
 with ya
 for magical
   alko-electric 
                properties do ya ?"

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

   " okay okay
got ya
 now whats next chief?"
                   
" get those
 two  dopes 
      to
start some klass trouble
get em to mix it up 
with the local 
P R I  flash pads 

and make sure
they fuckin 
don't stop till 
at least
one of 
THE TWO OF THEM'S  
 hangin form a lamp post 

either  one
of those two boobs

don't make a difference
to the institute  

we got plenty more
 two legged  knot holes 
 up here
we can send ya "

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September 22, 2004

rank and file hellocracy



   famous 1890's 
       populist cry:

"raise less corn 
and more hell"

       union brothers and sisters  :
    at next years national convention
   we gotta 
       let a thousand devils loose  
        
          cause we got 50 million folks out there
                 that are cryin' out
  for a chance 
                to offer  their heart and  soul 
                        to the proper satans 


************************************


Posted by herb jr. jr. at 01:28 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

don't just shirk sit the fuck down


 you guys heard of shirk theory?
  
     its mod
              baby mod

   well here's sit down theory

   it rocks baby rocks 


**********************************************
   first shirk theory

simple 
the boss works ya for 8 

and pays ya for 6 

     take back the 2 
thats a righteous 
                "job shirk"

hey
knock yerselves out

  shit 
while yer at it 
 take an extra hour 
                        to grow on

  when the straw man asks
  
 why ?

why  3 not 2 ?

   say its cause 
    herb said so....

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ok then 
 lets move on here

shirks are a personal thing
 one by oners

a protest

    like a bomb threat 
gives the bosses the creeps
they crack down etc etc 

  but hey
symbols are just that

not the real thing

  why not take it up a level

 groupify 
  org it so next time 
 u take
         the whole joint down with ya 
   
        a shirk in 
and
     besides
ain't it nice 
to take the gig
        out of the closet 

  make it 
   all of ya 

next time the boss pulls a bagel roll
  
all of ya 
take a seat 

my guess u spread this idea

next pay day 
you'll
 get a pinky in yer pidgeon hole 

so ?

whats the job worth to ya 
anyway ?

  join the jobakazee movement 

at brake today
hear a gripe  "fuck man this ain't right"

ok then u 
say 

" it ain't right
    well
        why don't we 
just fuckin 
       sit on it then " 

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  " hey that just ain't right"

     okay

     all together now

        "     stop  the flow "
                

              cause this ain't right
         
                   
 
till....... u make it right 

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real simple shit

hey
long as the pack 
goes down together

worse case 
you'll get axed 
only big mouth you 

not the whole lovely  flock

try it
i think 
 u'll like it

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 on the job 
  gettin it right 
       iz  job one 


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September 21, 2004

union election day

  after all this cheez wizzin
we keep hearing

over the demise
 of the vaunted check off option


 here fellow struggle troopers 
               iz
 the real
oughta be  set up  



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 okay

folks here’s the roll out

straight from 

      HSI's
world famous 

 R&D DEPARTMENT 


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FUCK I JUST ERASED THE WHOLE FUCKER
  THIS FUCKING FUCKER 
I OUGHTA
FUCK
I SPENT HOURS
ON THIS FUCKER

NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER A FUCKING SENTENCE


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" national  job representation day "

 jesus
  
 what i fucking bore

reconstructing this shit

maybe i should wait for the formal roll out

sleeves iz cookin

 no 

  times  of the essence here

the concepts easy enough
even if my rolling phrases are gone
thanks to this fucking mouse fucker 


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 this really just  amounts
to a unification 
              of all org efforts

like settin a leaf on fire
simply by 
sun light concentration

create one or shit a pair
of 
union recognition days


 maybe  
on odd  years only  

  

 2 years being plenty of time
 
 
 to build 
any particular application
up to where 
it meets 
" mandatory" 
 new contract conditions 



 some specifics:



have a vote in every place 
of biz
 in america onthe same day

key

 one nation wide  
job election day  

 no nlrb 

strictly worker run


simple two part vote

want a union ?

yes or no

if union wins part one

go on to part two

rank  the following 
orgs that wanna blow u bad babe

wanna
to represent u 
agin the heffi

list of candidate orgs


ready to bargain
collectively

 for" the staff " 


 maybe its 
a secret ballot
maybe not 

part two 
runs

till
revotes 
 yield

a one and only  
that two thirds like 

ftrhats the designated 

 rep org 


simple

now go sp[read it around

 all 100 milion 
unorganized wage and salary geeps 

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simple

phase one

non union 
or 
 union 

if union
what union

a mini convention 

network nationwide
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 obviously
this post is not completed 
 deem it
a master work in progress
                                  gotta pump ship any way 
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lets get this goin

  seems the elves 
finally  got me up here at last 

   so hang on pie cards 

 hopefully 

its goin to get 

kinda rough 

around 
here

long 
before 
it gets 
         smooth 

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  my pal 
    
   dance fever
  claims 
  
   " jor not cut out for dis job  jerb  "

 
 we'll see

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    too bad we missed 

the labor day launch
   
   but

 we got a few other pots boilin here 
       at the ranch right now 

and have had
for at least
 the last three months


   pickin just  one pot to peer in 
   
 there's 

what we "done" 
with 
 the Institute's 
   brake thru 
              100k 
         grant from the kiekaiffer fund
 

 lady   trick sleeves
  cadged uz
the 100 extra large 


 to

" open and maintain
   a branch of the Herb Sorrell  Institute"
 
down  in puebla mexico
 
"as part of the nafta and afta " thing  

what a fool krieg 
        this has  turned out to be 


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  lets lay to the side
     the clink time 
     erstwhile project leader 
     doctor john torres
( el chigro )
          is still  doing 
  for a non sense 
     "power pop"
         he donated to the snoot  
                     of  
           some
           "six foot tall   
                 self appointed ass hole
                                         of a federale  "
           
no we can safely 
 skip  right over that frigus 

and get  to   job one
       down there     


which was supposed to be 
           rentin'  
    a local puebla office
where we planned 
to store all our  
secret klass weapons 
like  signs  flags bull horns 
dick dockers brass knuckles
bronx  pine apples 
 and 
other such dark and dangerous
 struggle gear 
as might appeal to our whims
and fit within our budget

as well give us a place 
to  hatch plans  start rumors 
     finger bad fellas 
   produce   hand bills 
paint posters  
inscribe broad sheets
 maintain scrupulous  files 
   launch raids 
   forge 
 journals 
 burn yule logs and 
practice saying alphabets 
 

the  "we "by the way 

here being
in this instance 

especially since 
 their 
   fearless leader
          el chigro
 iz was and will be
               in the  calaboose
   and  "uncle tobey" ortega 
 and  johhny sawmill 
are back here for "repairs"

left only  
the  trickle down remains
 of the original
  5 person 
     chi-gringo  flying squad  
 the two bottom feeders 

"silent running" sutton 

 and "battery boy"


 " and i'll take 
    them  two toos
with me "
   as el chig called em  
  " to make weight"
 

all well and good 
i guess 

everyone deserves
 a chance to shine 

am i right?

any how 

these particular 
last two's  of  "we" 

about 
  two weeks ago 

        placed a 6 months 
               up front 
"thats how they do it down here herb "
                                         cash  deposit 
                                  on a store front type place 

  - and in total "in good faith" -

the 
up shot  

 place  s' got
more then one owner

 
  " this ummmm 
    other  
      out of the clear blue  guy "
   shows up 
        claiming landlordship  
    and screaming
" get the fuckin  fingo 
         out of my place "

  as to 
  the" lovely seniorita"
   thats
          " got  all our  dough " 
    
seeing  as she 
naturally would 
  have our dough 
  seeing as  
    she iz  "official exclusive agent"
                    of the "first  landlord"
    
 and what of events 
south of the border
since 
the snafu of multiplying landlords?
              
  "we been lookin for her everywhere "

   butfuck........

               and    now
   
in the words of our liason  man
  from 
 el  trabajores da trabajores 
 eric chorillo
speaking 
to me on the phone a few days ago 

              "  her boss he looks like 
                         he no be real jerb "

     me to battery boy

        " couldn't you smell something fishy?
     for christ sakes she wasn't even mexican 
according to eric 
            fucking hell
couldn't you wait ?
    at least till eric got back to you about it all 
            that was prolly  ukrainian she was speaking 
                           when she was talking 
                      with the so fucking called
                          landlord 
shit prolly gibbering away in fucking ukrainian
                               right in front of you 
                                                    on the cell "
                
                              " it wasn't ukrainian herb
                         i know ukrainian when i hear it 
                                          my mothers ukrainian"
                                     
    " right right sorry bat
              sorry
                no  no 
                   its only spanish you don't know "


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                  last call update ?

 '

    " no where......

       she done a    la scramba herb  "

  " geez sorry don't get it done i know 
                 but send uz some cash here herb
              we're back to square zero 
           and there's  chig's fine to pay  "

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  ok ok ok ok 
             i got ya 

whats grant money for
any way

 "easy come easy go "

  

besides 
don't ya  bet  
she was worth it...


  " she was uh uh ok lookin i guess
herb 
      I I diddididn't notice really " 
 

however 
not being
 at first 
 sofair and  level minded
as i am  by now

i confess 

 little herb 
made big thunder
around here

fer a few days
till her majesty sleeves
got back here from new york

" shit no one needs
 to witness 
 your   hissy shit
 herb
                  no body

i don't care 
if battery boy 
gave
the whole fuckin swag 
to generalissimo  Pinochet himself...."

agreed  agreed 

  sorry guyz 

according
 to  self same trick sleeves 

    I fuckin   need
 
     " not a time out 
                but a fucking knock out "

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