my wal mart contest entry

my gal Emily
    at Andy's " wave"
           sent out a call

         so .......




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Dear Herb  
The cat is out of the bag
 Millions of Americans 
are about to find out
 about the work 
you've been doing 
building the nation's 
largest grassroots movement
 to spread the truth about Wal-Mart
 and ensure that work in America 
            is valued and rewarded again. 


All this week
 Al Franken will be talking
 to Air America listeners
 about Wal-Mart 

But next week
 we want to hear 
what you think he should say
 Should he be funny? 
Serious?
 Do a Dick Cheney impression? 
How should Al Franken tell people
 why we need to stand up
 to corporations like Wal-Mart?

 Al Franken will read the best ad 
to millions of Americans 
on Air America Radio. 


Here's what I'm talking about: 


1. Listen to the current ad

2. You write a new one
 for a national audience
 by next Wednesday

3. Next week, your ad
 could be the one 
that Al Franken reads
 on Air America. 


I think that you could write
 something incredible

Herb
 Al Franken needs your words. 




 Remember it can't be longer
than one minute
 The deadline for entries 
is April 27th
 





Thanks  


Emily Thorson


PS HERB 
HOPE TO HOOK UP WITH YASOON

U CAN COUNT ON IT

   NEXT TIME I'M ANYWHERE NEAR LA


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  its now 10 am 
               hmmmm

 a contest :

 write an anti walmart 
   stinger  spot

and 
   for airing on 
           the great al frankenstein's 
                             national  radio show .......


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10:45 am 

 okay  done.....

comes in at around  260 words

aaah  prolly 
             too long ........

 too long?

         shit!!

      fuck em  too long 

  so's 
        Homers ILLI-ad 
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" ATTENTION WALMART 
    FANS  


WANNA REALLY
           BAD DEAL  ? 

   JOIN US

   SELL YOUR TIME
                 TO THE WALTON FAMILY .....

  NO NO DON'T GO AWAY

LISTEN TO MY STORY FIRST  


LISTEN TO WHAT 
OLD SAM WALTON 
DID TO ONE OF OUR PALS HERE.....


YOU KNOW   SMILEY FACE   RIGHT?


COME ON 
U MUST KNOW
    HIM   
           BY NOW 

HE'S EVERYWHERE 

HE'S 
  THE FRICKIN  COMPANY  MASCOT...

 U KNOW 


THAT 
SILLY
 
SUNNY LOOKIN  THINGEE 

   WITH   
 THE  COUNTRY SIZED
           SMILE


RIGHT ?

YA YA

 WELL
 THAT little  
         YELLOW  DISC  
  
            IS  ALL THATS  LEFT
  OF OUR PAL 
                DONNY  MORTON

MANAGEMENT 
NOW CALLS HIM 

" HOWDY THE PRICE FIXER "
 
  BUT WE  FLOOR APES
      KNOW THE REAL STORY   
  
  THATS ALL THATS LEFT OF DONNY ....

YA SEE  FOLKS

 POOR OLD DONALD

USED TO
  BE A REGULAR  GUY

A REAL HUMAN
JUST LIKE U OR ME

A GUY  MAKIN  13 K
       A YEAR
 RESTACKING  SHELVES 
           LIKE THE REST  OF UZ 
                  WAL-MATES  

BUT DONALD  SOLD OUT 
SOLD OUT
  TO THE  WALTONS  

YUP HE SOLD 
 HIMSELF 
FOR 500 THOUSAND BUCKS  
TO OLD SAM HIMSELF 

LITTLE DID HE KNOW .....
ONCE THEY OWNED HIM 

ZAP 

ZIP ZIP ZOINK  


SO THERE HE IS
ON THE TV 
 PLAYIN' 
 ZORRO WITH  PRICE TAGS 



HE AIN'T HUMAN NO MORE......

NOPE
  HE'S JUST A BUNCH  OF     
                     COMPUTER CODE NOW

  
 
  WELL THERE IS THAT 500K 
        
   BUT  HE'S 2D  FANS
                           2D

WHATS HE BUYIN IN 2 D ?


WELL THATS IT

             THATS MY STORY 

JUST THOUGHT 
U'D LIKE TO HEAR 
WHAT ONE  GUY
WAS WILLING TO DO 
                TO HIMSELF
 
JUST TO GET PROMOTED
  OUT OF A JOB
   MAKING HIM
         7 BUCKS AN HOUR 



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