warrior kult?

 this is an official
 SSAM'S CLUB release 

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soldiers or warriors?
  
 what shall we 
    have here
    in uncle's 
        armed  campz
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towards a warrior kult :

  first step:

 dramatically raising 
       the death benefit
    

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 okay so its a 100 k bene today

but once they get the feel
for this good thing
    the fucker 
          won't stop...


imagine where
 we're headed here  troopers 

  milion dollar
           battle 
             death benefits

          and some " fancy ass trimmins " too

try this on...
 
 huge nationally 
            televised funerals
                 i/m talking
                 soviet scale 
                 replete
              with 100 meter high  bon fires
                    10 thousand 
                      circling torches
                        and 
                      cannonades till dawn 
                

thats where we're headed  

              god like 
                   warrior worship 

             " kill kill kill
                          til ya  die"  


get the drift  josephine ?


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super sized 
 death benefits ...

hmmmmmm

  the insurance chokers 
  call this a major moral hazzard 



cause at those rates
      believers 
   and atheists alike
   while waitin 
     in their fox holes
       got to   ponder

" a full  Mill ?
   for that
     shit  why not
            what pussy  wouldn't 
                die for that "


result :

uncle gets himself
    an endless stream
             of kill 
              crazed blaze of glory 
                          snuff out  warriors 

   its a basic human inclination

       make the deal
     grand and glorious
      enough
        and 
the  cream it all off 
         with  a cash pay out 
                 to joe's own  holy familly 
                                a pay out
                              big as 
                               one of
                             your tv network prizes ....

 fuck ! 
  uncle  could 
have an armed  force 
         ready 
     to "out die "
               even them  
              sand shittin' 
            " wah ha  bee bee 
                          arabiques" 

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can ya feature 
all  thiz rangers?

sound like 
your kinda 
 elephant man's army  ?

i sure hopenot

i mean 
 can u  hear the down side 

" sorry grunts
sorry 
 u all know
 there's only so much 
to go around
    and hell
            now 
         with all these  
                 EL hugo KIA   benes 
            well 
come on 
       shit
     its as obvious
as pam andersons tits
         uncle's
       gottano choice
but to  economize on
                  survivor  pay " 
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just  a joke?

listen
  i  wouldn't plan on never 
              if i were u guyz 

once them penny wise
                pound foolish
                   kongressional  hefers
   get the full bloom 
    of this type of horse play
   
  kate me lass
          bar the front door
                   cause  here comes  shit river  ...


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