sorry can't "bust a move"

  
  tryin to take regular shitz
here is already 
 provin' 
to be  a hassle hoff 

these blogs 
is  no place for 
pullin an occasional 
 gary cooper thang 

 so here's my gabble gabble
where i don't got a new take 

 this is pure flight gas 
 some  takeless self tasking  
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" blog-wise 
 a four  day silence 
   looks like indolence herb"
 

thats the world
 accordin to  trick sleeves 


and 
here's mole skins
 view 

' u signed on to this 
    bud 
   so  u gotta crank em out
                             good bad or ugly "
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   sure enough 
she be righteous and right
and 
he be 
 but squeezin my dice 

but so 

to end 
my 
post up lacuna .....

cause
them two can fuck what ever arrives

me the prize herb
 be
 not into 
 comin' off 
           like

maybe 
 he be 
subject to 

"  bender gaps  "
=========================

still and all 


let me fair warn u 

 this post iz
 merely

herb showin 
            
         dah man  be 

                         " stayin'alive"

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which is a nice  archaic phrasejam 
                         of a seg- way 

into my topic one:

which iz



  gettin too dated for being dated



i.e.

gettin in that zone 

 before   recorded time
but still too close 
  for a  carbon isotope test 

 that master plotnick
iz zackly 
 where u iz at

  john el swino 

u iz in  dat dead zone date range  daddy 

and it be 
a bad shit double back flip date range indeed

dated 
as in 
dreams of  buffalo country dated

pre LSD 

u iz stuck 
in  hefner's  amerika

proof?

a few months ago
in a real floor board ripper

u use dis

"communist china"

thats the label 
u're famous
highest purch
 executive soviet 
used
the describe the pushmepullme 
they runnin'
over there today in hanville

what gives 
johhny?

is this  2004?

or 1965 ?


fuck buckle brain

u still 
 rangin around with the glorious blue meany

 are u  readin    jack germond 
and 
        laffin at buddy hacket ?


shit" communist china"

what is this expurgated huac amerika redux ?


i fuckin thought 
we left that label

 back there
 with
"colored gentleman"
and 
"lady's of the evening" 


just exactly 
what time zone 
iz u in brother?

 the twilight ?


fuckin silicon and feathered goggles

"communist china"

thats thats 
strictly 
from 
where ?

i don't even know

maybe 
moody low lit
places 
where the bar back drop
             iz 
tropical fish waving around behind
a heavy glass  glass

fuck me 
blind 
but in todays traffic

what the fuck 
type a
  make nice
butt buster  lingo 

is 
"communist china" ?

tell me straight tubby

where'd that
 word  choice burble up from ?


gotta have been 
some place 
where ya guyz
can get   
a steady stream
of sinatra 
 johhny black whiskey 
and  tiny  pretzel wheels  
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fuck princess  swine 

do us all a big favor 
and fuckin 
wake from u're swoon

what dah hell gives?


iz u  stuck 
on a stool 
in pre dinner 
 side  bar somewhere


whats the truth

are u ?

are u sand trapped
at  some fuckin 
   polynesian restaurant 
                              off the interstate

be that u sweenso
spinnin your coaster
till ya need yer fist
to help
stifling a belch 

no no no
i'm wrong

of course

thats u 

same place 


 cal  tiki 's golden  pagoda  

but yer not in the bar

 thats u

over there

u 're with
 that herd 
of wooly big heads 
over there 

shit its the whole fuckin
 executive soviet 

 u're 
 dat party of 38 
har har har in' 
over there 

all along  the far wall

and thats u yourself sween 

head of the table boy head of the table

orderin'
 an umbrella drink for yer" gal " 
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shitski 

u all iz 
way way beyond 
endangered listing
buddy boy 

u iz beyond  the conservation zone 
all to gether 

no sir

u is only even 
 alive at all   

cause 

guys in scout hats 
is keepin up
a  zoo fake out 
                       for ya to pace round in 


 swino' baby

your  leagion's  
not only in protective custody
u iz all 
on artificial support
 

 its been decades since 
any of u 
was  viable 
out there 
   on the market range 

nope 

even if you got 
one of those oxgen bottles  
trailin along after u 


nope

if one of u try 
stickin  yer fat head
out into
 the real market world 
without heavy legal protections
and uncle sam's subsidy  card in yer pocket


fuck  
the profiteers 
take  u all  down  
with the reckless  ease
                         of old buffalo  bill himself 


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 u know john

your thanks givin prayer 
ooutta be 
something like :


"thank u mother mary 
for providin' us all
with 
this here  shabby assed
 public-semi public sector
thank u blesed mother
for this rig job 
where we can 
 rest our weary bones   "

 
 fat fellah

outside of those fenced in areas

u and I both know

 your  ever so high above the waterline 
type organizations

well sah
they 
 be gettin 
popped off 

herd by herd by sondheim 

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now just
 to show my even hand

i'll ask

is andy's purple gang 
any the  less dated?

well what can i say?

theres
 porky and there's huck 

30's and 50's

face it 
they're both 

 hand drawn  shit

butfuck

sween at least you got 
some vintage 
and 
your stuff was made 
with many many 
more frames per second

but still......

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no 
wranglers

i say 
close em down

either way

both of em

like disney closed down
their hand job unit  

 this iz the  digital age wee dwell in 

we need an organizational   revolution

not a retro fit

not some
 cheap as turbo attachment 
                  hammered on to the rear 
              of this god forsaken 
                                     same old same old 


no kinda 
tricky nerved up
  el cheapo con job
will get it done

no  
purple jocked
action figure
offering
 minimal animation hand jobs
 is gonna 
 get off
 todays 50 milion
unorged orgable    wagerys  


cousin andy 
u ain't got what it takes

not even 
even if u wear 
a colorful glove 
while u jack em 

nope
make it either
buffalo or barney 
and folks 
the deal don't go down

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ok 
thats it 

if ya waded 
 thru that mixed metaphor stew 

 go ahead 
 hit 
the  showers  and dream of jeanny 


oh 
and report back here tomorrow

i should actually have
 something to write about
by then

once this hang over clears ....