PURPLE PUKE FROM THE NEXT JOHN L

 FUCK JESUS IN THE TRAP

IZ RAGGEDY ANDY A DICKHEAD

DON'T BELIEVE ME?

GO
CHECK OUT 

HIS PURPLEOCEAN.ORGASM 


THEN MAIL ME YOUR VERDICT 

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  EXHIBIT A:


" WORKING AMERICA 
IS REALLY REALLY 
            PO'D
  AT THE CORPORATIONS"

 "  PO'D "

  THIS IS JUST 
THE SORT
 OF SOFT SERVE SOVIET SHIT
         THAT
COULD NOT BE MORE  
                      WORTH LESS 

TAKE A LOOK AROUND THE SITE


WHAT DO YOU SEE 
                  BESIDES

ANDY'S NAME 

ANDY'S WORDS

AND THE COLOR PURPLE

ANDY HAS A REAL COLOR 
      THEME THING

ESPECIALLY
BRIGHT KIDDY KOLORS 

LIKE COME 
OUT OF BARNEY VILLE 


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ANDY WONKA
  AND THE PURPLE FACTORY

PURPLE WHAT ?

YOU MIGHT WELL  ASK


PURPLE SHIT THAT'S WHAT


PURPLE SHIT 
IN FLASH WAVES

PURPLE SHIT 
AND  WHAT  ELSE ?

NOT FUCKIN MUCH MATES


BESIDES SOME

TIPS TOWARD THE KLASS REVOLUTION 

LIKE 

CALL YOUR CONGRESS PERSON 
ABOUT 
THE GALL  DURN 
TOO LOWER NATIONAL  MINIMUM WAGE 

AND THE 468 MILLION FOLKS
 NOT COVERED BY A HEALTH PLAN 

THEN AGAIN

ONE THINGS EVERYWHERE

LIKE THE SMELL OF CAT PISS
AT MY AUNTS APARTMENT


AND
WHATS THAT

WHATS
THE WOULD BE JOHN L LEWIS 
              OF THE 21ST CENTURY
                          DONE
HERE AT

 PURPLE STOP USA 

WHAT'S HE 
SPLATTERED 
AND SPRAYED
ALL OVER EVERYTHING?

WHAT THE HELL ELSE

BUT 

THAT 
 THAT 
THAT

     THANATOID
           WALKING TREE 

THAT 
   SPS WIND SURFING
              FEARLESS FOSDICK
 
              WITH THE CHIN OF A RAIN SPOUT


THAT CREAKING CONTRIVENCE 

FROM THE AGE OF PURE SAIL

YES IT BE 

HIS WOODEN-NESS

THE WASHINGTON
 KERRY TREE 

DOIN HIS THANG

 THISER-ING
 AND 
THATER-ING 

HIS MUG EVERYWHEREING

HIS WORDS 
NANNERING
ON A WHOLE BATTERY 
OF TOP SHELF
WAGELING TYPE
 ISSUES

COME ON ANDY

WHIPE THIS OFF NOW

THE  MAN IZ  A BOMB 

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MAYBE I'LL TRY SOFTER HERE

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 DEAREST ANDY OLD  BEAN :


THE WHOLE FUCKIN'
KERRY NATION THING
 CAN'T
 CUT SHIT 
FROM A MANURE PILE 

AND YOU 
BLOODY  ASS 
WELL KNOW IT

AND
YOU  ARE ON 
THE RECORD SAYING SO


YOU CYNICAL 
RUBBER SPINED 
 CONNIVER U

 

PRETENDING
TO 
 FIGURE 

THE KERRY 
 "CRUSADE FOR SANITY"

IS  WORTH 
65 MILLION DOLLARS
OF YOUR 
MEMBERS  MONEY   


WHY?

AND HOW?


MR BIG FUCKING WHEEL

NOW YOUR BOY DEANS BIT IT

 MAYBE U FIGURE 
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

AND 
 YOUR MEMBERS WANT
THIS POMPOUS ASS
TO MAKE SURE
 WE STAY 
 IN IRAQ
 FOR FOUR MORE YEARS

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SHITMAN
 I'D RATHER
 SEE
YOUR ENTIRE MEMBERSHIP

ALL 1.8 MILLION OF EM

TAKE A VICIOUS NIGHT STICKING 

THEN
 SEE U GET
AWAY WITH
 BLOWIN'  65 MILLION
                    OF THEIR DOLLARS
                 LIKE THIS

TO HELP
 GET WHAT?

4 LONG
FOR   
WOODY JOHN


FUCK U


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"SHIT THAT BARKED OVER 
VORTEX OF 
 ELITE AMBITION


HE' S 
 NO INSIDE OUT KENNEDY

HE'S NOTHIN BUT 

AN UPSIDE DOWN NIXON "
                       TIP O'NEIL 


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SO SPORTS FANS

AS  JUDGE VOLTAIRE 
ONCE SAID

"WHO NEEDS 
  SOME ASS
STUFFED FULL 
OF 
BLIND 
AMBITION 
WHEN A
 TWO EYED
 PIG CAUSES
 LESS TROUBLE "

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  LAST THING YOUR FOLKS 
 NEED IS 
 ANOTHER

 TWISTED 

"GOTTA DO IT RIGHT"
  
    HARD ON

        IN
 THE OVAL OFFICE   


  THAT TYPE

SHIT 
ONCE IN A LIFE TIME 
SEEMS QUITE ENOUGH 
          TO ME 


  AND  

BY MY COUNT

WE'VE HAD
 THREE 
AT LEAST
 ALREADY IN MINE 

 AND I'M NOT
                EVEN  45   


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" BUT HE'S 

A  FRIEND  
OF LABOR  HERB"

 
COMPARED  TO WHO ANDY ?

BOB TAFT 

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FORGET THE DETAILS

FORGET 
THE 5 CENT RETURN 
THERE
 "MIGHT BE "
ON 
EACH  DOLLAR
OF
 YOUR PEOPLE'S MONEY

U'VE  BLOWN 

TRYING TO ELECT
THIS CUSS


EVEN IF
 SOME HOW 
THE MAN 
OVERCOMES 
THE ALMIGHTY
OBSTACLE OF BEING 
JOHN KERRY
AND 
WINS THIS FUCKIN THING

BOTTOM LINE 
   STERNY 

 
DOESN'T

  ONE PREPPY
WITH HIS 
HALF SIZED  SHAFT
 UP YOUR ASS
FEEL
JUST  ABOUT 
THE SAME AS ANOTHER ?

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