House of Paine

fucked by chimps ???

 hey fellahs

them old gals of ours  weregettin it regular

from .......monkeys 

and 

christ ......gettin' knocked up too 



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Boston scientists 

released a provocative report yesterday

 that challenges 

the timeline of human evolution 

and suggests that human ancestors

 bred with chimpanzee ancestors 

long after they had initially

 separated into two species "



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"The researchers

 working at the Cambridge-based 

Broad Institute of Harvard and MIT

 used a wealth of newly available genetic data 

to estimate the time

 when the first human ancestors 

split from the chimpanzees"



" The team arrived at an answer 

that is at least 1 million years later

 than paleontologists had believed,

 based on fossils of early,

 humanlike creatures "

"The lead scientist said 

that this jarring conflict 

with the fossil record

 combined with a number

 of other strange genetic patterns

 the team uncovered

 led him to a startling explanation:

 that human ancestors evolved 

apart from the chimpanzees 

for hundreds of thousands of years

 and then started breeding 

with them again before a final break"

"Something very unusual happened " 



"The suggestion of interbreeding

 was met with skepticism by paleontologists

 who said they had trouble imagining

 a successful breeding between 

early human ancestors

 which walked upright

 and the chimpanzee ancestors

 which walked on all fours"

" But other scientists said

 the work is impressive 

and will probably force a reappraisal

 of the story of human origins"





"The new report

 estimates that final break between

 the human and chimpanzee species

 did not come until 6.3 million years ago

 at the earliest

 and probably less than 5.4 million years ago"

"This contradiction could be resolved

 if early  homonids  like Toumai 

 interbred with chimpanzee ancestors

 leaving a population of hybrids 

that developed into today's humans"



"The work will also probably inspire

 biologists to devote more attention to hybrids

 the term for offspring with parents of different species

 and the role that they may play 

in fueling evolution"



" The Nature paper joins a wave 

of work showing that the lines

 between species are hazy"



.

"As two species evolve,

 they can develop new abilities.

 Some hybrids could combine 

the best of both species"

"the biological barriers to the creation

 of hybrids increase 

the longer the species are apart"

" It is thought that human ancestors 

were adapting to life on the savannah

 instead of the forest

 where chimpanzees still live today

 It is not known why human ancestors

 would have begun mating 

with chimpanzee ancestors again

 or why they would have stopped "

To understand how long ago

 humans split from chimpanzees

required  a close study of DNA from the two

 This technique rests on the idea 

that once the populations separate

 the DNA will slowly drift apart

 as natural mutations accumulate

 If they can count the number of changes

 and determine how quickly

 the changes happened

 then they can calculate how long 

the two populations have been separate"

"Previous studies have used this idea

 and found that the two species split

 between about 5 million and 8 million years ago"

"The Broad team sought to get a more precise answer 

by looking at how different the DNA 

of chimps and humans 

is at many locations

 instead of calculating 

an average difference"

" The DNA of humans and chimpanzees 

is quite similar

 meaning that scientists can readily identify 

many segments of DNA 

that are so similar

 they must have been handed down

 by a common ancestor

 deep in the past"

 Scientists can then use 

a computer to put the segments 

of human and chimp DNA into alignment

 placing side by side 

the segments that are very similar"

"For each pair of segments

 they then calculated how long

 it would have taken to accumulate

 all the differences". 



"This analysis brought surprises

 that the team could explain only

 by suggesting

 human ancestors and chimpanzee ancestors interbred"

 First, they found that the divergence times 

varied widely

 Some parts of the DNA seemed to indicate

 the human and chimpanzee species

 had been apart much longer than others

 by millions of years

 If humans split from chimps 

and then interbred before splitting again

 the more divergent DNA sequences 

could date to before the first split

 while the less divergent sequences 

could date to just before 

the second split"

"The other surprise 

was that sequences from the X chromosome

 one of two chromosomes 

that determine gender

 gave consistently more recent divergence times

 instead of the range seen on other chromosomes

 This, too, would be explained 

by the idea of interbreeding

 according to the report

 The X chromosome is thought to be

 the focus of fertility problems 

in hybrids

 and population models suggest 

that all of the X chromosomes 

in a hybrid population 

would quickly come to match 

those of one of the parent species

 This would explain why 

the human and chimpanzee X chromosomes

 are so similar".



 am i reading this right

cause it sounds like the chimpsd 

were fuckin us not we fuckin the chimps 

thank god the gorilla study is still

 two years from completion

my guess 

our  grand to the nth mothers

   got fucked by them ...." to the nines "