April 21, 2006

motto for a top decision maker


" what? ... me worry "

 
" i like being the decision maker "
                                  gw 

" i'm the decider and i decide whats best "
                                    gw



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when
  i heard  our CnC
              say that second line 
   in his  usual hunched 
              dusty throated  baked hamy way 

i thought of mel brooks 
  as louis the 14th 
  after blasting a  brace
               of skeet flung peasants 
  he exclaims with great relish 
                  "its good to be king "

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in a sense
  whats so wrong
   that the  pig fucker 
        still gets
       a solid  nites rest anyway

once anything
 from a tax brake to an invasion
         comes down to a  yes or no
                           a go or don't go 

once " staff "
         has laid out 
                 the  potential  pathways 

          why pull a lincoln on it ???

                 why agonize ????

      fuckin decide 
             
       decide 
         and
            what ever comes
            stick to your guns 
               and live with it

    it 's
              all about
     making  yourself comfortable " in the office "

deligating the small stuff

 one thinks of jimmy 
           baiting the mice traps 

" too much cheese  in this one  jody ...."

   knowing  like joe e brown sez
  "no one's  perfect 

             and most of all
              the key is 
                  no regrets


                  no  
                        fuckin 
                                  regrets


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  no matter how hot it gets
         down there before 2009 
   don't figure on little georgie
     humming to 'victory at sea'  
          over a  downed scotch
                       like  nixon


nope  after its over
  and the verdict is in 
       his defiance will look 
                well
              just like his moms does now 

           invincibly confident
           foul mouthed
               and  thick as a brick  
                          

nope you'll never hear
   any   drippy  RN type  lyrics   
              from our  the boy emperor 
                once he's put out to pasture 

no  deeply offensive alibis either 
    no  mad hatter alterations
between shameless self vindication
and bursts of cornered wrath 

     --------god i love it------------

" fuck em if they can't take a joke " 
           jowls waggling 
                   mouth rockin 


        no  easily ruffled
               false self contentment
 no bs about 
       " when  i  face the  final curtain 
          blah blaaaaah blah blaaaaah 
               of this i'm certain...
     
                    i did it myyyyyyy way "

      what bull fruit   

to our boy
   
         what the fuck other way is there 
                                    then his way

he's ....the decision maker 


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 no  gw  will not be
         nearly so  sentimental
      nor  for that matter
            so  perversely guilt stricken 
                     as herr  trick meister was 

nope

my guess 
inside ...emotionally 

he'll  become 
ever closer   
           to the emotional  cactus  
he wished  he were in prep school

partched  passive  and  prickled 

but  
 i'll say this for him

he's  better   rooted then that 

deep deep useless roots 

     in that respect    
            he's
   headed more towards  
              dead  oak stump   status 


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but going back to the topic at hand 


after all these decisions  are made

and piled in the corner 

  some day will there be look back 
             with  second guesses  ???

                 like his pop has....


  why bother to pretend 

there are no second guesses  now
so 
there'll be none ....ever 

      he's not even  aware
      in any   operational sense
                of  ever  having  had 
                     two  conflicting minds 

nope

there's  just heads 
 on one side of his brain
       and tails on the other 

 not in the sense 
       of 
"  hurry up ..ass hole
   go ahead
     flip the fuckin coin 

 do it now ....karl 

i 'll call her  in the air"


nope 

    more like
                   as in 
                     
                "  ya ya do it
         sounds  about right
                go ahead ....   do it
                   anyway you figure it fine 
                                        whatever "

         as in

           " fuck man  matters not to me....
                                 since
                              heads i win
                           and fuck tails 
                                    if  tails 
                          do come up....
                                 they  lose anyway  "


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  picture this in your mind

   gw hizz seff 
            is 
 fixeing  you with that ET stare of his

              at once  uncomprehending
                          cruel and  indulgent 

   suddenly  he speaks 

  "pard   you gotta remember
          its  all rigged 'round here"

 i make a mistake 
and  
  tomorrow its created an  opportunity 
 
  shit boy  
       its mulligan time here
      at the white ranch 
                   whenever i say so

  
 so here's  some good advice ...

you don't want 
         to mess with me 
 
                    cause 
  either way   the coin lands
         it'll end up  spelling 
              hell on wheels for u  

 i don't need to  win  every  trick

                shit .... ain't necessary

       so long as i get
                   to  re deal the deck 


          its who  wins  the last trick 
        that counts right ??


         and that 'll me  

                winnin' and bein' proved right all along

          hey
                   that   just  comes with  the job

                            i'm sittin 
                            in the big chair
               
                       its  sorta like part of the package 
Posted by pinky at April 21, 2006 05:19 AM