House of Paine

just not breeezy

there's a certain variety of
overlooked ambitoidal jute head...

that seems to be  constantly
 trying
 to answer that ultimo
  reflecting pool question:

                         why not ME ????


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 such a me am I ..OF COURSE


WHY WHY WHY 
DO I REMAIN HERE UNDER THE POISON TOAD STOOL
                GLARING OUT AT MY BETTERS


I GOT A HUNCH PART OF IT IZZZ



I DON'T DO BREEZY WELL 


THAT HIT ME 
         THIS MORNING

 AFTER A TRIP PAST WONKETTE VILLAGE 

 NOW SHE WRITES  BREEEZY 

COURSE BREEZY ISN'T NECESSARY 

SAM JOHNSON DIDN'T WRITE BREEZY 

BUT
FOR ALL MY TAP LESSONS
              AND SOUFFLE DREAMS 
BREEZY AND ME 

"  NO  GONNA MAKE  MUSIC TOGETHER ... KEEED"


  

NOR   TO JUMP TO OPPOSITES 
          AM I MUCH FOR 
                 DEEP DISH SOULFUL 
                                   EITHER......
                                 
OF COURSE NOT ......

AS MY FIRST REAL
 LOVE  ONCE TOLD ME


"PINK YOU'RE  ALL SHALLOW END...." 



HENCE 
I'M JUST ANOTHER PAN OF  BURNT BACON ...

 
      AT ONCE  CRUMBLY
   AND GREASY 
                AND WITH A CHEAP
                         CHARRED FLAVOR  

   PROBLEMO:


  SMOKED  ANGER
  DON'T SELL  WELL SERVED BY THE INCH 
   
   AN INCH OF IT 
     JUST CAN'T MAKE IT  
             ALL THE WAY DOWN 
                       TO "THEIR"
                            SWEET SPOT   


IN A WORLD WHERE   BREEZY REIGNS 
      ANGER IS BURIED  TOO FAR BELOW DECKS 
FOR THE LIKES OF ME 
         TO DELVE TO 
   
 THAT JOB CALLS FOR FULL THROTTLE
                             BYRONY 

   YUP
   PREPARE TO LAUNCH
              
   THE   LONG RANGE 
                  ANGRY STICK 
DON'T GOT ONE ???


WELL THEN  
U CAN  FORGET ABOUT  
                     FAN LIKE RESULTS


UNLESS
 U CAN MAKE "THEM"
           REALLY  " FEEL IT"
AND BOY THEY ARE USED TO THAT GANG

AS IN  

IF YOU  WANNA GET MORE
             FOR YOUR DISPLAY 

THEN JUST ANOTHER 

" UUUUWWWW ..GET  AWAY FROM ME  TRICK FACE  "

IE 
IF YOUR ABOUT 
 TO TRY
   A  FISTFUL OF  FURY ON EM

  MAKE DAMN SURE
         YOUR PACKIN 
  AT LEAST
          A  STRAIGHT  TEN SHOOTER 
                         FULL OF HARD  RED PISSERINGS 



WHICH EEEEEEEEH 
AIN'T  EXACTLY
       YOUR PRSENT  CURLIE PINK PORKER'S  AMMO EH???



                    'NOUGH SAID 
-------------------------------- 
FROM A HIGH WINDOW:


" FUCK IT  ....PINK ...WILL YA
                        CLAM IT UP  ALREADY

WHAT'S 
WITH THE  MISTER MINI  DOOBLE 
                                  SHIT 
                   ITS SUNDAY ROUND HERE .. 
                                 FER CHRIST'S SAKE "



                          YA YA YA 


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