this year is the year pinky
declares war ....on universal non prof
outfits
like boo boo christ colleges
and local hospitals
(i'd get them church estates too if i could )
all these straw dogs of respectible burgerdom
are
the needless
rip off of by and for
mittelstand amerika
with palooka joe taking to much of the punch
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lets start with some random policy shots
aimed at the college campussy crowd :
numero uno
end the de facto tuition pricing
and packaging conspiracy
as in
end mandatory residency
end manditory in house course credits shares
make all credits common currency
throughout the"accredited" us system
and with no discounting
----- speaking of accreditdation
bad spellers get a pass since spell check exists ---
end excessive degree granting programs
and the proliferation of colleges
dis credit em
not to scarcify the degree holder pop
no
at the same time wildly
up
per program enrollment
while we're at it lets go attila here
and simply
end all forms and sizes
of public underwriting
of bo hunk private college facilities
but also
end the blah blah blah subsidy of the swill state campuses
make em scrap
end tenure at state schools
"whats your union for boyz and girlz"
talk about unaccountable ....
what good was it
academic freedom
bull
sure it means unremovable
for ideas and acts
ya sure
except those your campus peers
find offensive
if your smelly
to the rest of the outfits
faculty horde
like a red was in the fifties
tenure is
just a treaty with an indian
so lets
drive about 6000 excess
private liberal arts colleges
out of business over the next ten years
starve em out
but meanwhile
way way up
the household means tested
scholarships
marginal tuition prices
are not effected by scholarships
what keeps colleges non competitive
is a de facto no price comp agreement among
"peer outfits"
harvard/ yale
boston u/ new york u
make em scrap like
the
beef and bun skill tech
strip center set ups scrap
those for profit night crawlers
serve their students
while turning a profit
- i hasten to add this ever growing goon show
runs on gubmint loans
which means pay more get less
sound neo liberal ??
at the margin ii'm not
but this deep internalized rot spot
yup
if you want to reform
eradicate useless gauntlet systems of candidate winnowing
but as to price
unless the student feels the pinch....
has more then getting
that sheepskin in mind
but who's that ???
fine
long as we keep the numbers down
to an auditable level
do this and much more of the same ilk
and watch the three pig college corps
turn out itself
and by
out bid after out bid
eat each other alive
withupping the scholarship grants
trying to get top applicants
while maintaining higher marginal tuitions
Posted by pinky at January 2, 2006 02:20 AM
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