House of Paine

tales from the bear bait

 acheson brief:
 on 
  uncle constrictor's 
    russian encirclement

----------------
great game II

  POLISH CHEAP SHOTS 

  KIEV GAS  
===================================


"Russia is exploiting its control
 of oil and gas 
as part of its foreign policy," 

that's
Jerzy Marek Nowakowski,
 former polish  national security advisor

 "This is an extremely dangerous
 political instrument"

what is ??
 
" Oil and gas"

why they're
" more effective
 for Russia today 
than  nuclear weapons were 
during kold war  times "

catch the drift ?????

later this same spook 
chimes :

" yes yes  oil in the east....
we need to work with u amerikans 
     to "secure"
supply lines from
                the oilistans "

-----------------------------


push push push

uncle nato's
got angry   midgets 
signed up
 right on his borders 

and poor old 
PUTIN THE ICE WEASIL 
has  to make  due 
with the remaining cards
 left          
from a rifled deck   

but each one he plays
 gets a loud yankee counter card
                   slapped down on it

imagine you heard jerry lewis saying to u 
      
" nope  sorry ivan
       i'm  takin  this trick too "

and don't think uncle 
didn't just pull a string
          
 every time U HEAR 

  some slav or balt peanut -ski cry from the   gallery

"   good people of europe 
       look look
         that  nasty she  bear 
            is swiping at me again "

  every  variety 
         of bought up 
              border trash
               is  taunting   the ruskee-ites 
                                 these days 
        and each time it happens 
           the whole pile of  mouse shit
              gets 
                 mag-ed up
             and rebroadcast back home here
                    by the  amcorp expressly

latest hot point

the price of natural gas to  ukraine

ya ya ya

so concessionary prices have a history 
stretching back to soviet brake up times
and the byelo russ jack a knapes
 are still gettin the old deal
  but who's dickin who here 
world prices are world prices 

real subtext 
old europe this could be u  next time !!!!!!!

why now ?

 cause the russians just inked
a pipe line deal
 for direct under the baltic sea access 
                               to germany 

not uncle's idea of fair play for poland
or its own plans 
thru black sea lanes north west  etc etc 

so the wash tub in chief at kiev gets juiced up

and pulls a nyetnovich
to paying full price 



title this one 

when  pipe dreams collide  

-----------------------------------------

okay so in it self
these midget  cake dances
and other party poopers 
     hardly effect
  much more
then   the shaggy dignity 
                   of mother russia

but under the surface...

all this washington directed 
 leaning in and over 
by  uncle's local surrogates 
has only one  
        long run  brake point in mind 

the moment when
the kremlin sez to its assembled self 


 "  shitnovich fellahs
this is the limit...
either we clamp down now 
  and
      give a few of these nervy pissants 
                   the prague spring treatment 
      or
  we might as well 
          just  roll over and paddle the air 
                                  right here and now..

         ya roll  ourselves
                the fuck  over on our fuckin backs 
          and let 
               uncle shaft and his dwarfly  familiars
                             step on our nutz "
        
                                       
                             

--------------------------------
     needless to add

         either way 
roll job 
or 
rampage 

which ever 
the kremlin plays  

iwill be just  fine 
        by ole kap Amerika

   "go ahead ivan....
                make my day 
                      go ahead 
                  stomp a tiny neighbor or two "

   " we got the whole of europe 
        watching  here
               so go to it
              you fuckin flea bitten
                                  orckish   freaks "

---------------------------------
 now  ain't that  just 
    the sweetest possible   cream 
                     to find
               at the center of your   puff ???
-----------------------------------------------------------