House of Paine

socialization and its discontents (part 37)

a lazee suzan
blurb:



flash !!!!!

from Death to Mom central:

a simple sound test 
   at 3 to 6 months 
          predicts with great acurracy 
                       future 
                    language
                      aquisition aptitude 
        

plenty of time for remediation ....


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see what clinical and experimental research
 can find if gets a chance to  look
and "intervene "
early enough 

get the little muzzlers out of momma's arms 
                            starting
 no later then 
   6  weeks after birth

----------prelimn  tests 
(pre natal screening
dna scans etc )
at periodic  doc vists 
from conception
  to  post p week 7 
outghta suffice till then --------------

buttrick 
   after that ...

at least in my  lazee world dream 
u'd
nail em 
to the floor 
of a free  pub crawler 
for  at least five /fours 
                   per week 


 first rule of  socialization 

put the nasty little private  cribblers 
       under 
   civil group social supering 
at the earliest possible date 
for the longest most frequent 
   intervals consistent 
             with  prevailing 
                        momma mythology