House of Paine

higher ed market failure part II

it could get worse 
 terribly frighteningly worse
if 
we don't start
 taxing  ba holders
           right away 

  listen up 

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 the colleges are a failed market places  too

there's no real competition 
but no real commercial savy either...
thank god 



  but eventually they're gonna 
  copt to the op

 "shit guys we can double our  tuition"

if this pay back premium isn't taxed away
 most of it's  some day soon
               going to be turned 
                     into higher tuition 

       the  uncle sam 
          student loan system will make it easy


  get it ???

     students will just have to  borrow double
         what they borrow now

          either dummy up
and pay it back over time 
 along with theirfirst home  mortgage
 and family  health premiums 
do it and like it 
          or face a job life competing 
               with skinny  white road kill
                       and  short  mexicans 


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 your assignment ladies 
if you  should choose to take it on  

figure out
how frank hardy here
 cracked this crime
even before it happened

 moral:
 never leave rents sloshing around 
in side 50 million  pee wee households
              
their  pay checks are just crime scenes 
                     waiting to happen