September 27, 2005

heat ing fuel reduction contest


little joe kennedy 
wants to keep  heating fuel 
 prices "affordable"

by a subsidy 

bad econcon joey 

 let me show ya better way ....

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little joe makes a swellish point

uncle makes big money off the energy price explosion

through royalties 
gathered off
  private pumping on
            public land  
             and ocean bottums  


we'er talkin  six maybe ten 
                         billion here 
                        just this winter alone  


problem

subsidize the price and you increase demand


double wammy

 
i say

give folks a choice to save  

how ??


okay so  number one
       you dole out
 a weekly 
    lump sum 
 price jack comp

to  the poor folks themselves 
thats better but

hey now u got a means test

and resentments 

"slackers dole etc etc etc "

real 70's shit comes down 


how about 

a buffer for any and all
    just for the asking ????

no  means test 

sorry uncle can't swing it 

so death to plan one 

but  

 why not super charge the deal ????

 incentive- ise the shit slide 

  with a  corkingly  fine
                 save till the grave
                             type   contest  

  home fuel savings

beat  your own personal
home use number
  from last year
   and we pay cash diff direct to u   

pay  rich or poor folks 
based on 
      quantity reductions .....

let em choose to freeze if they want

 the money may be just that good  

in fact throw in 
  a balloon triple bonus kicker 
if you do 
cold  croak   
  somewhere along in  the process 




easy right ???

no need
to  go around the nation
   house unit 
          by  house unit 

they'll come to u 
              uncle fed 

set up on line

sure sure

help the old 
the halt 
and the doltish 
sign up 

its just opportunity we're talking here

no one will object 

everybody in america 
gets
a   base line quota

maybe we do it  
thru the fuel dealers themselves 

like  lottery shit gets done thru 
                        mom 'n pop-ery  already   ...

 point of reference 
use last heating season's useage numbers
divide by the population

bingo thats yer quota 

         

" call for your fuel  line 
just like 
   your credit line  
           u all got one comin to ya 
and they all look alike in your neighborhood 
                                      jones got  no diff "


sure year one will be snarly 

  butt fuck
   over time
    stuff like this 
gets to be easier and easier 

  like  
     property  valuation assessments


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remember 
 its all in
the  combo 


coupon  heating oil  rations  

 plus 
a cash pay back 

so hey 

why not ???

  ask folks
about 
   war time  rationing 
hells bells 
       people loved that

the key 
get every one involved here

not just the old and indigent 


come
the end of heating season
folks will  turn in 
their  unused coupons 


and wow

same as cash baby

same as C A S H  CASH  

 

simple  eh?

  abuse ??

 prolly scads of it 


recall reboso and RN
              on WAR TIME TIRES  


but so what 

 if 
its open to all ...


my guess 
 the net reductions
 in useage  
will be  so  big ....

that...

well shit 

the  benes to the whole 
              
            will  exceed 

err .....
              all expectations 

sure nough

and
 by mother fuckin ten fold
                      sucker
                               ten fold 

         any  nasty leakages 
             and 
                naughty pee pee s  
              will be washed away in a sea 
                  of highly contagious 
                            collective  euphoria 


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note:

all this could be 
of course accomplished
with less p t barnum umph 
 
under "small double  s"

  soviet socialism .......

           but fuck it man 

                      this is public enterprise  
                                at its ever lovin finest 
Posted by pinky at September 27, 2005 08:31 AM

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