little joe kennedy wants to keep heating fuel prices "affordable" by a subsidy bad econcon joey let me show ya better way .... ================================== little joe makes a swellish point uncle makes big money off the energy price explosion through royalties gathered off private pumping on public land and ocean bottums we'er talkin six maybe ten billion here just this winter alone problem subsidize the price and you increase demand double wammy i say give folks a choice to save how ?? okay so number one you dole out a weekly lump sum price jack comp to the poor folks themselves thats better but hey now u got a means test and resentments "slackers dole etc etc etc " real 70's shit comes down how about a buffer for any and all just for the asking ???? no means test sorry uncle can't swing it so death to plan one but why not super charge the deal ???? incentive- ise the shit slide with a corkingly fine save till the grave type contest home fuel savings beat your own personal home use number from last year and we pay cash diff direct to u pay rich or poor folks based on quantity reductions ..... let em choose to freeze if they want the money may be just that good in fact throw in a balloon triple bonus kicker if you do cold croak somewhere along in the process easy right ??? no need to go around the nation house unit by house unit they'll come to u uncle fed set up on line sure sure help the old the halt and the doltish sign up its just opportunity we're talking here no one will object everybody in america gets a base line quota maybe we do it thru the fuel dealers themselves like lottery shit gets done thru mom 'n pop-ery already ... point of reference use last heating season's useage numbers divide by the population bingo thats yer quota " call for your fuel line just like your credit line u all got one comin to ya and they all look alike in your neighborhood jones got no diff " sure year one will be snarly butt fuck over time stuff like this gets to be easier and easier like property valuation assessments ---------------------------- remember its all in the combo coupon heating oil rations plus a cash pay back so hey why not ??? ask folks about war time rationing hells bells people loved that the key get every one involved here not just the old and indigent come the end of heating season folks will turn in their unused coupons and wow same as cash baby same as C A S H CASH simple eh? abuse ?? prolly scads of it recall reboso and RN on WAR TIME TIRES but so what if its open to all ... my guess the net reductions in useage will be so big .... that... well shit the benes to the whole will exceed err ..... all expectations sure nough and by mother fuckin ten fold sucker ten fold any nasty leakages and naughty pee pee s will be washed away in a sea of highly contagious collective euphoria --------------------------------- note: all this could be of course accomplished with less p t barnum umph under "small double s" soviet socialism ....... but fuck it man this is public enterprise at its ever lovin finestPosted by pinky at September 27, 2005 08:31 AM
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