House of Paine

lets not get hung up here folks ..BUT ....

  can amerika the hideous

die 

"a death of a thousand 
               pacific 
                 devolutions" ?????

-----------
ever wonder 
where that rad -pub 
      
          road hog

 saint patrick
  "patty " Sales has "gooten"
              hiz muttonish  head into
                          these days ......



=========================================


 t'is this...

" the peaceful dissolution
        of the american empire"


thru...

               " a series
                of   careful secessions " 




---------comes forth
       KIRKPATRICK SALE ---------------

  " In answer to a growing swell
    of interest 
in realistic responses 
to the excesses 
  of the present American empire"

-----------------------------------


-----------
        herewith 

    a final  solution  .....


blamp blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

introducing....

 "The Middlebury Institute" -------------------



  ---------
          "the what ????"-------------

"The Middlebury Institute "



--------  the hotEST
     new   RADICAL 
                  outfit
                       IN TOwN --------------


" launched"
 
"by a group of 
    activists and professionals"


------- "professionals"  

        professed at what one might ask  ???--------------
 
----------- their 5 year mission  ....-------

"to promote the serious study
of separatism,
 secession,
 self-determination
 and similar
     devolutionary trends
         and developments...
 on both
   national and international scales"




"We believe that
 of the options open 
to those who would dissent ...."


" from the actions 
   and institutions 
of a government grown 
too big and unwieldy ...
and its 
 handmaiden corporate sponsors..."

-----------
  " and its handmaiden
     corporate  sponsors"  ????


"hey 
      who's calling uz 

           "  handmaidens"

     uncle's 
   the handmaiden here
                 not uz  profiteers 
                      you fuck loaf " -----------------


------------

" to deal with an empire
   grown too powerful and corrupt
 the only comprehensive 
and practical solution 
is some form of .....
                     separatism"



 BUTTT

------------we are warned ...-------------- 


" Exploring this option
 is not a step ....
        to be taken lightly"


-------u can stop here if u like --------------

----------------------------------------------

 
--------- if yer still with me...

            next comes 
                  a rather 
   limpy simpy 
             review of ....

            UNCLE'S SELF INFLICTED
               " major crises.... "-------------



 1) "global "peak oil" production"
             
     -------- to come "before 2010" --------- 

      

  2)  " deterioration 
 of the dollar"

------  grown raggedy because
            of
           " uncontrollable 
national debt and trade imbalances" ----------------

  3)" degradation 
     of vital ecosystems.... 
on which the nation depends"


---------- ONE GUESSES
that is
       as opposed to
                    "vital
                   eco systems "
            the nation
                  don't depend on -------------


  4) " climate change 
    and severe weather"

" causing widespread 
     devastation 
of coastal areas"

-------- 
            SOLUTION:
         succeed  immediately
              from all coastal areas --------------------



 5) " extended use 
  of military force worldwide
 leading ..."  -------- by un-intention   ------
        " to 
   increased terrorism 
               and ....
  -
  the reinstitution 
               of ....

------------cut in echo chamber ---------

               the draft... " aft aft aft aft... ------

------------- 

 citizen blue 
are ya 
afraid ??

or 
just 
yellow ???

either way

come join uz

in  
  the bomb free 
draft free
cow friendly
     PRV ....
 (PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF  VERMONT )  ------------------

 6) " judicial takeovers 
     at the Federal level
 by rightwing ideologues 
capable of altering fundamental legal rights"


------- 

IMAGINE :
lucious lady liberty 
            bodice compromised
             and cruelly 
                 wrist  lashed 
                         to 
                    a pogo stick 
                           ...-----------

7) " terrorist attacks 
at facilities (nuclear plants
 harbors
 chemical factories)"


------- whoops ain't 
 that covered earlier....
under 5)

geeez to think
 a  small scaler 
             seperatist
  movement   
padding  out
  the bill of particulars----------------

 
---------- at any rate..


let it be 
       here bye   moved....

that 
in order to 

" absent and cushion ourselves
 from suchlike devastations "


we   dedicate these same selves of ours  
to ....

" removie our communities and regions
 from dangerous national 
                  political and economic
                                mechanisms 
                               incapable of reform"


--- 
 " dangerous"
       "mechanisms'
 "incapable of reform" 


hmmmmn

   sounds kinda wild  ....
                      and fun.... ----------------

-----------------------------------

----------to that end
and 
until such time ....

we  the here to fors
             shall ....----------------

" place secession 
on the national political agenda"


-------- with all
 our 
hearts 

our minds

and ....

our 
bodies 

yes 
bevis 
      our  bodies ------------------

---------further more we will ---------

" encourage secessionist 
   and separatist movements
both  here 
             AND  abroad"

" develop communicationS... "


" create  scholarship... "


---------and most of all-----------


"  work carefully and thoughtfully ...."


" for the ultimate task....."


" the peaceful dissolution
of the american empire"



-------------------------

-------- be advised bretheren
                   and sisteren -------------



"This is a long-haul project"

 
"the task is as immense 
as it is urgent"


 " we must go carefully
 even as we go steadily"

--------- 

      fuck 

   GOT TO ASK THIS HERE

why all 

    the "  everyone keep come"
                                 shtick ?????

are we  boarding life boats here  
              for christ sake  ????-------------------


------------------------------

---- final rally cry ...-----------


"Spread the word

 Join the action

 Take the battlements


----------
   take the battlements ?????

         with what ???


for that matter 

          on what ????

      an   expresso high --------------


-------- And whatever else 
            please please....------------ 

        " keep in touch"


-------------

yes thats right


" keep in touch "!!!!!!

      ---------------


by the way 
to that end


  mr Sales 
    can be touched  at:


             Jkelas@ aol.com 

                     use a lead pipe 


---------------------------------------------

 ps

after this  
        candy striped
                  bugle blast was posted at counter bluff

this 

  a pushmepullme
            thango
showed up...



  
 


"The Middlebury Declaration"



-which i'll 
herein under scrupulously  reproduce 


-----------------------------------

------------preambulary quote -------------


"Whenever any form of government 
is destructive of these ends 
[life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness]"


" it is the right of 
  THE PEOPLE (  ed: emphasis added  ) .."

"to alter or abolish it
 and to institute 
   NEW GOVERNMENT ( ed: text altered ) 
in such form as 
   to them shall seem 
most likely to affect 
their safety and happiness"

        ( Declaration of Independence) "




--------- after that lovely drum rattle
                       now "we"  begin ------------------

 " We gathered here this weekend 
to explore the possibilities 
of a new politics 
that might provide 
a realistic and enactable alternative
 to the familiar sorry political scene 
around us that has just ratified
 its decadent and corrupt nature 
with the re-election of George W. Bush"


" We are convinced 
  that the American empire
 now imposing its military might
 on 153 countries around the world
 is as fragile as empires historically
 tend to be
 and that it might well implode 
upon itself in the near future"


" Before that happens
 no matter what shape
 the United States may take
 we believe there is at this moment 
an opportunity to push through
 new political ideas and projects
 that will offer true popular participation
 and genuine democracy"

 
"The time to prepare for that is now"

"In our deliberations 
we considered many kinds of strategies
 for a new politics 
and eventually decided upon
 the inauguration of a campaign 
to monitor, study, promote, 
and develop agencies of .......
                               separatism"

" By separatism we mean:

 all the forms 
by which small political bodies
 dedicated to the precept
       of human scale
 distance themselves 
         from larger ones"

"dba /aka 

  decentralization 
dissolution,
 disunion,
 division,
 devolution

in a word ...

  secession  " 



"the primary principle 
is that these 
   emerging small states
 should enact
 their separation 
and self-government
 as they see fit"






"To this end, therefore,
 we are pledged 
to create a movement 
that will place secession 
on the national agenda"


" encourage nonviolent 
secessionist organizations 
throughout the country"


" develop communication
 among existing
 and future secessionist groups"

" and "


--------- most importantly ----------

"create a body of ...
    scholarship 
to examine and promote 
the ideas 
and principles of secessionism"


here to declared 

at 
Middlebury, Vermont 
this day
     November  the seventh 
      in the year
        of columbus 512