talk about a pie throwing contest....
heres a cream puff
a three pronged
three stage
accelerated
exit strategy
for
all armed yankee doodle
iraq asses
i want u
to try to guess
who wrote thiz....
erh ...
wet noodle
===========================
by the way
this author
claims
the belowish
plan
is right now
even as you read it
"circulating
thru responsible
washington ... peace circles "
--------------------------------------
point one
" as confidence-building measures
Washington should declare
that it has no interest
in permanent military bases
or the control of Iraqi oil."
----- confidence building ???
"we promise
we are
not after
oil and bases
not in iraq
fuck
NOT any where ...
cub scouts HONOR "
every one
east of kansas
north of kentucky
and west of denver
not only
knows
bases and oil
are exactly
what we're
fuckin after
and exactly why
we're fuckin there
they also know
uncle will always
say we aren't
the only way
uncle can build confidence
on "the empire front"
is to let uz helots
elect
fidel castro president for life
in a special up / down plebiscite
-----------------------
law of the zyztem:
any and all
wall street produced
yankee prezbo-types
renouncing
empire
in part or whole .......
are joking
shit
its like
well ....
its like....
the oldest of pat hat tricks
its like
well...
this weezy old cartoon
" at a crowded press conference
in bucharest today
count dracula
newly appointed
commissar
of the world blood supply
responded forcefully
to yesterdays shocking revelation
that
millions apon millions
of gallons of fresh blood
are missing from their
top security
storage chambers .....
in his openning remarks
the count vowed
" under me
no more dah peeeelfering
no sah my brudders ....
hear me know
beleeeeb me later
not vun drope
gonna git speeelt
no more
my freeeendz
dah voild's bluuuud supply
is more sacred to me
then holy water
to papa .....
u haff
my slolem void
on dish "
-------------
(now back to plan z from hyper space)
point one continues...
" immediately announce
goals for ending the occupation
and bringing all our troops home
— in months, not years,
beginning with an initial gesture
by the end of this year"
-----------lord eee lord
could don the rumfucker
ever butt blast
that easy bitch
immediate anoouncement
of "goals"
get out in
"months" not years
make an
"initial gesture by year end"
"gesture" alright
( one finger only )
jesus in a jump suit
a decent brass spitoon
would turn to clay
if some one
managed to hit it
dead center
with
a fucking hideous
gob like that ---------
---------------------------------------
point two
" the U.S. should request
that the United Nations,
or a body blessed by the U.N.,
monitor the process
of military disengagement and de-escalation,
and take the lead
in organizing
a peaceful reconstruction effort"
-------- welcome back baby blues ???
shit the bush millers
would jump at this too
only reason they
can't get em back now
well ...oh fuck
go into that now ?
i haven't got time for the pain
just re read comments on point one
and throw in
a few thoughts
about
those little junior imperialist
rascals
who want in on the super fun first
before they'll allow
the blue stocking powder room gals
in
to unhook uncles balls
and
spruce stuff up
humanitarian wise -------------
point three
" the president should appoint
a peace envoy,
independent of the occupation authorities,
to begin
an entirely different mission in Iraq.
The envoy should encourage and cooperate
in peace talks with Iraqi groups
opposed to the occupation"
-------------------
reminds me of
all those iconic
SCI FI SCENES.....
"NO NO
THEY WILL LISTEN TO ME ...
PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPONS PLEASE
I BEG U
are we not all thinking creatures
after WE NOT all ........
BBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZER ing ing ing ---------
oh i left out
the FINAL HAIRY FACED
reach out
the plan calls for
"including insurgents"
-------- whos
covered in custard at this point ????
doth not the pie
boomerang
on its thrower
sumpin wicked ???????
i'd fuckin
bet my balls their dancin back stage
at the bushcapades over this goobly goble ---------
-------
as to a proper peace envoy to the bad sorts
my suggestion
send the scalp and face skin
of ramsey clark
that outta get the ball rolling ---------------
here's my rushed
and deeply sick sum up
can u imagine
cheering
our neck deep troops on
the tygris
with this goofery .....
fredo to sonny
" dear brother
i have a plan "
----------- imagine
the wild happy jigs
as this silly bunkum
makes the neo con rounds -------------------
so then can u guess
who done it ???
was it
horse mouth howie dean ......????
nope
how 'bout was it
lady 90k more pairs of boots
the hard right's
dumb-a natrix of choice
hillary rodram kinkton
nope
nore is it
joe "kinnock" biden
then who ????
no no
it couldn't be
the nice jew boy mush shroooomer
or his muppet pal joe liebermintz
nope your right
t'was
not
from the pen of chuckey or joe
no gang
t'was ......
by
errrhh
tom hayden
yes
tom tom
beat my own tin drum
a pox on my
irish coffee
hayden
--------------------------
i ask u
doggy shit
like this
pass
( in
"peace circles")
for what ???
i got one
e mail answer
from an ex lover of tom's
"what else do you think
u red assed slut ...
the best we can hope for ...
constructive engagement
with the empire "
Posted by pinky at August 17, 2005 09:21 AM
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