House of Paine

the gin-rul ERUPTS

 Butlers back 
 IN MY HEAD 

THIS TIME ITS ABOUT 

TALK OF 
       AN IMPERIAL CONSTABULARY 


============================


" WHAT VINTAGE
    OF  TENDER FOOT HORSE BALLS IS THIS ?

RELABEL IT WHAT YA WILL

   A FOREIGN LEGION IS A FOREIGN LEGION 

AND THE KEYSTONE COPS ARE THE  KEYSTONE COPS 


   YA  YA YA SURE SURE

OF COURSE  UNCLE NEEDS 
A FOREIGN SOIL 
       POLICE ACTION FORCE 
 MAYBE EVEN TWO OR TWENTY TWO 

BUT THIS AIN'T SOLDIERIN'NO FUCKIN WAY 
                  BROTHERS AND SONS 

OKAY 

WHO LNOWS BETTER THEN ME 
THERES ALWAYS A PEONISH-WOGGGERY WHOOP
FLAMIN  UP SOME WHERE 

 EARTH GIRDLIN EMPIRES ARE LIKE THAT 


BUT TO BUY YER SELF
  THE FULL
      " SARGENTS THREE" EFFECT

THE 
" ONLY PLAYFUL  CHILDREN"
                 BRIT  RAJ-RULE  ATTITUDE 

UNCLE'S  
HIGHEST LEVEL
     BRASS CANNED FLUNKIES 
        BETTER CUT OUT ALL THIS  
                     " FORGE SOLDIERS INTO WARRIORS "  CRAP

NOPE

YOU WANT TO RUN A  RESPECTABLE  GLOBAL CONSTABULARY ?

THEN YOU BEST 
 FORGET THE WHOLE CONAN  THE BARBARIAN  TRIP 

YOU BEST TEACH 
OUR BOYS AND GIRLS
HOW  
TO TOE DANCE ON GLASS 

AND EVEN BEFORE THAT 

 STOP  MASHIN   UP
                ALL THIS  
                      RAGIN  FACE PAINTED 
                                  APPLE SAUCE

THIS  UGAH BUGAH 
PHONY FLEX
            WAR DANCE 
        WITH THE FUCKING FEATHERY SLEEVES
                AND
  THE GER -ANIMAL CRIES 
         UP INTO THE DARKEST NITE 
             AROUND THE ROARING  CAMP FIRE

U DOUBLE DOME 
IMPERIAL SLIDE RULE JOCKEY'S 
ACTUALLY  THINK 
UNCLE NEEDS MORE "BOOTS" ON THE GROUND ?

FUCK NO 

ALL UNCLE NEEDS   
             IS ABOUT
                  100 -150 K'S WORTH 
                    OF  BOARD CERTIFIED
                               FLAT FOOTS 


THATS WHAT UNCLE NEEDS
                      " ON THE GROUND"
 
AT LEAST TILL ROBO COPS 
              START SHOWIN UP  IN  THEATRE  


  STAND STRAIGHT
 AND 
STOP SPEAKIN'  CROOKED HERE

THIS IS BEAT WALKIN
BEAT WALKIN 
WITH BOOBY TRAPS 

PLAIN AND SIMPLE 

AND WILL IT BE AN EASY RECRUIT ?

HEY 
YOU'LL BE PRESSIN THE GIBBETS 
BEFORE LONG HERE 


"WANNA BE 
ALL YOU CAN BE ?
WELL 
UNLESS U WANT TO PLAY
NO FOOT BILL
OR IF YER LUCKY 
 CAVE TORTURE RACK RICK 

MIGHT AS WELL STAY HOME
           AND
       JOIN THE LAPD 

WANNA BE AN ARMY OF ONE ?

  BECOME A COMIC BOOK HERO

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THANKS GENERAL...


SPEAKING OF THE FUNNY PAPERS....



  "AAA-RAB  REALITY MEETS SUPER TROOPER "

FRAME ONE

CONSTERNATED LOOKING TROOPER
 LISTENING  TO  aaa-RAB STREET VENDOR  

"SO OKAY  JOE  
I UNDERSTAND
YOU IN BIG RUSH
 WANNA PLAY
CLARK KENT?

FRAME TWO

TROOPER SHAKING HEAD 
GESTURING FRANTICALLY 

AAA-RAB 
NO ?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 
NO  SUPER HERO
      EL CHANGE-O 
WANNA TAKE 
MASSIVE DUMP 

 

OKAY SAH

NEXT FRAME 
AA-RAB POINTS AT DOOR WAY 
     THERES OUT HOUSE 
     BAGDAD STYLE 
GO ON IN 
IS SAME STYLE AS EVERY WHERE ELSE STYLE .....

NEXT FRAME 
SEE TROOPED HOT FOOTIN IT
TOWARDS DOOR 
 

AAA-RAB

"  GOOOD GOOD 
  JUST                          
STEP INSIDE  
OVER THERE AND ...."

NEXT FRAME 

 MASSIVE GAS  SHITTIN SOUNDS
COME FROM BEHIND NOW CLOSED DOOR 
 
"FFFEEERRRT FEEEERT CA-PLOOOM CA PLOOM  "

AAA-RAB 
RE-ACTING 

"MAN WHAT A MEAN SHIT......" 


NEXT FRAME 



SUDDENLY 

SHIT HOUSE DOOR 
BLOWS  TO SMITHEREENS 

 KA-BLAM KA BLOOOWEEEE KA FLAMBEAU 

 NEXT FRAME    

STREET VENDER HOLDING FACE WITH HAND
 AS HE CONVULSES IN LAUGHTER 

"HEH HEH 
DO I EVER DIG
 THAT  SHIT SEAT NITRO-GIZMO ....

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
ON  ALLAH'S TURBIN 

WORKS EVERY TIME ......  "


FRAME THE LAST 


  TROOPER JOE'S HEAD 
        ARCS THROUGH THE AZURE  SKY 


              LIKE A  GIANT MORTOR ROUND WITH HAIR