House of Paine

nite lillies at the white house ?

 the  monica  briefs
       came at us like 
              a run away coal wagon
during klint II 

whats up-ski with der bushmill stream ?

will his fresh  4 
be brutalized
 by tales 
   of gay horn blowin
                and 
              butt piratery  ?

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 a wise sentry
can't help  but notice  
all them
white house  sleep overs
 by the infamous
          12 inch gannon 


poor dear slow sizzle Laura 

they say
humor comes from pain
so
no wonder her recent star turn 
as a desperate wife ....

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" fuck 
to my jaded old eyes 
looks from the in out list here
                       like they got themselves
         a regular 
   gay compound fracture runnin nite and day
                                         over there"

                                           senator  tumble reid 

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and  where be our  commander n chief ?

 "god only knows.."

when they review the servailence discs


    if he's caught on camera
                      bent to the task

i say 

                   
   sooooooooooooooo fuckin 
                          what-ski 


hey

take stock here

you got 
 a tap shoe stay way  dad

and that ...that 

that   ike era   pantry gorgon 

 that  bug eyed saddle sore 
                          claw creature 

after all that 

how'd you like
tryin 
to  make it rise 
                   with a chick...

i mean 
sober 

shit you try  it

  after 
  livin under the elbows 
  of  that bog monster  of a mom 

you may be 

james bond in yer  day  dreams 

         and thats just a  maybe

but for sure
yer comin out
a gomer pyle in the sack