House of Paine

lets play smash the donkey

  my compadre gracchus maximus 

has put out the call

 "kill all jack asses"

how ?

  "behead the people's party "


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 i agree 
any less then obliteration 
and the fucker will morph back 
at the first turn in the tide 

ala post mcgovern 

where new democracy 
quickly became the PROTO  DLC 

SO YUP

OFF WITH ITS HEAD 

but like kings of old
it  ain't 
so easy to do .....

" A  MAJORITY 
    OF AMERICANS 
JUST SEEM TO  BE COMFORTABLE  
GETTING FUCKED 
BY A  TWO HEADED MONSTER "

NONSENSE 

BUT .....


THE WHITERING AWAY OF EVEN ONE  HEAD?


okay so it 
HASN'T HAPPENED IN 150 YEARS 

but it can 

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the federalists AND the whigs

those were "big two" parties 
                       that shriveled  aWAY 
 to dandrif 


the first 
 cause they spited history 

the feds run:

1787-1814 

from one convention to another 
philly to hartford

from seizing the  GOLDEN moment
to put a  national saddle
 on the people's back
to 
total  blue light baffoonery 


the second
the whigs

their 
gonzo
cause ?

well 
like most coalitions of expediency
 they had no balls

ah yes the whigs:

  1830-1852
from a re actors 
get king andy 
and take czar nicks money  
to a  final general fat mans
                farce convention

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 a new second party 1856 

unlike the whigs
the republicans took on the real issues

they contained northern nativism
 and  if not defied 
at least never turned to absolute dough
  in the presence of the slave power 

 

well more or less we ain't had any one since 



notice :

both big party  head deaths
 were prior to the civil war

now we all have our love
ofone our another bogus readings 
of  that  particular armed and dangerous
                                  set to 

 but heres my angle of the moment

the fucker 
took a  massive chunk out 
    of the then GM of parties 

the great and glorious 
                jefferson-jackson democracy 

 when  
the party's
   heart and mind
the    slavelord 
                control tower 
went over the harpers ferry waterfall

 
the jeff party
   per se 
never recovered

 "the big  number one "
           label was a misty memory
from then 
till the hoover depression 

but still and all...

and heres my point

"the party of the donkey 
never went down ...
shit no 
let alone stayed down  "

1860 to 1932

   thru 72 years 
36 congresses
18 prez selections 

didn't go down 

did ya see raging bull?

remember deNiro 

remember the robinson title defense

"didn't go down ray "


put bryan's head 
or al smiths 
in there behind 
 those  two  ooozin eyeburgers 

seems  amazing  to me

the old fucker kept its 
  both feet  under it 
all those years 

with that pair 
of mismatched legs ...

shit  

  one  leg :  penny papists

 and 

the other  leg :  white sheet legionaires   


and speaking of stayin alive


what about the blastings 

the elephant party  survived 

fuck

u'd like to think
 that  hideous  hoovering 
by 36
  should have  been more
then enough 
to send 
what was  left 
  of the elephant party 
 directly 
to  the ring masters packing house   


but nope


 the party kept goin
 

1930-1980 


 50 years of rotarian re action

50 years of 
  car salesmen
and   evil mental dwarfery 

from herbert to tricky dick 
by way of tiny tom dewey 

imagine that..

stayin alive 
on starch collars
and  five o'clock  bile 

tillwhat ?


till 
the ronald mc  president
                       good and jolly 
                                screen  warrior 
                                              revival 
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such be   

the  conventional lesson:

 big twos don't go down 
                           any more 

and 
 haven't for 150 years .....

well 
then here comes
this luft-wolf
  pal o mine 
 gracchus 

with his  notions
along the lines of 
             brake the fuckin habit  u progtronic type guys

kold cock  
 this  moby sized  wall street's left nut
                                   people's factoidissimus 

this pink donkey phantastico  

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and 
the graccc-o - dile's formula :


shit
its simple enough 
     to express 
in one blazing  two step recipe 


"get yerself

a choppin block 
and 
       a fucking 
            sharp ass
                 two bladed axe "

            and......?


" use it 
   to  dehead   all  unfleeing jack asses ...."


sorry fans 
we love a few of emm too 


but fuck 
   
 frank's party's
              long ago
    had  to go"


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details:



why so drastic 
its good brand equity up the wazingee ?


cause
 there is no baby in that bath water anymore

hasn't been there since 

THE NIXON POSSE'S 
            discovered
the marvel
of the klass wedge
         with the all points press 
                  of  
                  the  THREE AAA ATTACK 

and just 
WHAT BABY GOT ABORTED ?

THE WHITE  WAGERY ONE

THE  ONE 
THAT PREFERED BEER AND PRETZELS 
              AND
 REFUSED TO BE FED ACID DREAMS 


THE ONE GROUP
LADY  WOODSTOCKERY 
REFUSED TO GRANT 
 AMMNESTIY IN THE KULTUR WARS 

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I WILL REPEAT THIS FOR THE CONGREGATION

SOOZ IT SINKS IN ....



WHICH BABY WAS DAT PINKY  ?


 

THE  WHITE  WAGERY  BABY
                     DEAR HEARTS 



 AND DON'T BLAME MCGOVERN
OR O'NEIL

HELL NOT EVEN COCK A DOODLE CARTER 

NOPE 
TO REALLY GET BUTT FUCKED

IT TOOK A PAIR OF NEW VILLAGERS

NAMED KLINTON 

 THE FINAL BLUE COLLAR FUCK U
 FROM THE WOODSTOCKERS 
 
THAT STARTED REALLY
WITH THE LIKES OF JERRY BROWN (FIRST INCARNATION)

GARY US   HART 
THE FORE SKIN OF HOMELAND SECURITY 
  YES IT ALL CAME HOME TO ROOST
AT  
  THE  CLINTOX  PRESIDENTIAL NATIVITY SEEN


STUFF LIKE 

GORE FROM WITHIN
AND 
 THE KERRY TREE 

 MERE AFTER DINNER TREATS  
NO BETTER OR WORSE 
THEN THE CRAP SERVED UP 
FOR 8 YEARS BY THE LOVELY KLIT -TOX CANTEEN
        
                       A PURE FLUSH RUN     

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SO FELLOW BRAIN BL0BS 
   -
  the party of jeff and andy
HAS   
GOT TO GO 

CAUSE
 
THE  MASSES OF WHITE  WORKER-PEOPLE 
THAT TEAMED TO FRANK'S PARTY POLE
72 YEARS AGO 

HAD THEIR  ELIVIS REMOVED
           AND THEY WANT A NEW ONE 

  WE CAN ILL AFFORDED
        MANY  MORE
           JOBBLED  MESSIAHS   
                      GETTIN  ABORTED 
ON ORDERS FROM WALL STREET
     
       SO DEATH
TO THE LEFT NUT OF THE EXPLOITERS 
DOWN WITH
THE  ELITE GLIBERAL  SNOT RAGS