March 15, 2005

try slatherin' the shit with Moyer-naise


   

  this here fuckin 

      billy bob moyers 

   is nothin but
   a self inflating
circum-secularized 
missionary position  
           preacher's boy 
                    fruit cup 

he was born one
and despite 
his present 
up town address
 he'll die one 

=============================


come lunch brake
  one AFC  high lite 
     sunday at 40 Rock 
           
      washed up old
                 sid butternik 

   scoff at me....


"   MAYO?...MAYO on ROAST BEEF...
 
       YA SPOSED TA  PUT MUSTARD ON  DELI
                                   NOT MAYO...."
  HE GRIMACED LIKE I WAS 
TAKING 
 A SHIT ON A WEDDING CAKE 

 i proceed  as if not hearing...

      "  FER FUCKS SAKE PINKY
                 MAYO ?......
                  IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY 
   SHIT
MAYO'S....MAYO'S ....MAYO'S ....
                   WHITEBREAD STUFF"

after a pause and
         without looking up 

  "Sid I am white bread "
                  
                  " SO WHAT I FORGIVE YA
                         JUST DO ME A FAVOR
                           SAVE IT 
                         FOR THE  EGG SALAD "

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 IN A KLASS WRANGLE

 BRONCO  BILLY  MOYERS 
                              izzz 
                                 an extra helping 
                                         of     MAYO-THINK  

===========================================
 BUTSKI 
AS PART OF MY 

"liberals lise  up"
series

as part 
of my  on going alert:

heres another idiotic

"  be scared 
        be very very  scared"

that happens also to be

an installment in the unending series 
of sequals  

BLOOD NIGHT  
    OF THE LAUGHING  GHOULS  (xyz) 

 THIS ONE ...

           " BURN EARTH BABY BURN "

-------------------------------------------------- 
 
now 

HERE'S 

      BILLY......IN VOICE OVER
------------------------

" There are times 
when  we  well diapered
               journalists see
 stuff that  
sends a shiver down the spine
 shaking us from our neutrality"


------------- SHIVERS
              DOWN   SPINES?
AS TR WOULD ASK
WHAT SPINE BILL?

SHAKING?
WHEN DON'T YA 
    OUTSIDE A TEA CUP 

AT ANY RATE
WE GET THE PROMPT

         WATCH OUT
     GOLDIE LOCKS 
             bears ahead 
 
( by the way
 as to 
    yer claim
  to 
  a habitual quest for a fair 
             "neutrality"..........

 let me tell ya
         being
  neutered don't make 
                 ya  neutral bill
let alone fair  ) -------------


 "This shiver shiver
has been happening to me
 frequently of late "


" one story after another
 drives home 
the fact 
that the delusional 
is no longer marginal 
but has 
come in from the fringe
 to influence 
the seats of power" 

------------- what?
    delusional = fringe ?
the  old vital kold war  center 
              had
     what if not delusions?

but they were shed and without shame
in the 60's
cause 
liberals
               have no cherished  delusions
       except due process

        when their domestic  hegemony 
              is threatened 
temporay mirages rise up to jolt em
but they pass
all liberal crap passes
  why ?
           cause
   " their agnostic fur baring  
                   open mouth and mind 
                        approach  
                      to social truths works fine
                                till its   challenged 
  then it beams up to the next neat stage " 

                     " they 
                    swallow all 
                    thanx to their 
          elastic  waste band 
till it snaps back  at em 

like now when their 
momentary delusion is

 the fuckin low life
 fringe has invited 
itself to stay 
  even  after supper
             is cleared  off " 

 its times like these 
       the liberal  system
          turns to
            its otherside 
      the side 
of  " casting  off 
    or  pissing  on
     all  quaint
        ignorant pale face notions

der volk 
no longer look like
       c plus  poets
nope 
white  yokel think 
     looks  now
like 
 f minus science 

the little pricks 
   desparately in need
  further processing
and probably 
by nurse Ratchet----------------


------------- bill of the   bill of rights sees danger
            and   calls for 
                     a change of hats
                               trick
easy for  liberals 
                since their string
                            of  scalps 
                          is entirely  made up    
                               of voided ad hoc  beliefs"

            " liberal minds  at their show time best
                            are  constantly
 in search of  auto--de construction 

butfuck

when all the fightin
 space is gone 
after 
they wring their hands 
after they  hope 
the higher power
they don't believe in 
     is as liberal
             as tom jefferson 
after all that seems to be failing
then 
they go hysterical " ------------------------
--------------------------------------


"We are witnessing today 
a coupling of ideology and theology 
that threatens our ability 
to meet the growing ecological crisis " 


" This WHICKED  combination 
 can make it 
  impossible
 for a democracy 
To fashion real-world solutions 
to otherwise intractable challenges" 

 ------------ quick version:
   the bruts have been conjured
the right has
rallied the bible bashers 
                         (the real third rail of amerika)
 to  'hep wall street 
    win the  global  klass war 
which 
  among other high spots
includes 
   the side show war agin 
                 mother's nature
where
biblical writ
may single handed block
the road to an effective 
                   "green majority" --------------------

"the assiduous cultivation 
of religious constituencies 
by the Bush apparat
 and the undisguised intrusion
 of evangelical leaders 
and  conservative Catholic hierarchs 
into the presidential campaign......."

----------------blah blah blah 

but 
god bless 
yer 
 east texas
      methodist 
     cream of corn  heart billly-jaw  
                  for
         that swipe at the papists ---------------


 

"  The result is what 
the Italian scholar Emilio Gentile 
        calls 
"political religion"
religion as an instrument 
of political combat"

 -------- wops oughta know
about that 
after all
wall street bankers
    funded
a senseless
    papist" holy water revival" 
            to help
        stem  the kold war
                  red belt tide there
                                 circa '47   --------------
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-------------- after  this  openning blast
                    comes a following
                          filled with huge gobs 
                        of  self satisfied
                                   secular  wind baggery

                                       blah blah blah 

                                      etching in soap
                                     the heinously ignorant
                                    flights of spiteful
                                                   lunacy 
                  that abound
                          inside
                           the dirt clodded heads 
                            of  caucassoidal yahooery

but then 
( fast on to senile )
                          billy  
                          finally 
                            gets  to the point ......------------

------------------------------------------------------------------

"What has been less apparent 
is the impact 
of the new political religion 
on environmental policy"

" Evangelical Christians 
  have  long hooked
 their view to the account 
in the first book of the Bible" 

         
" For many, 
God's gift to Adam and Eve 
of "dominion" over the earth 
and all its creatures 
has been taken as the right 
to unlimited exploitation"

 
-----------------" bad enough
                      but now
                    Welcome to the Rapture!"-------------




"  but far more ominously
         many bibleheads
               today
subscribe to a fantastical theology 
concocted in the nineteenth century 
by two immigrant preachers 
who took disparate passages 
from the Bible 
and wove them 
with their own hallucinations 
into a narrative foretelling
 the return of Jesus 
and the end of the world." 

------------ imagine how diff this would get told

if this were an out back  bushmans
cycle of   
white onslaught coping yarns 
 
or  19th century 
  ghost dancers prophecy 
 from the end of the red mans 
                       great  plains --------------



"The plot of the Rapture
is rather simple
 if bizarre......

 Once Israel has occupied 
the rest 
of its 'biblical lands'
 legions of the Antichrist 
            will attack it
 triggering a final showdown 
in the valley of Armageddon.
 
 As the Jews 
who have not been converted 
   are burned
 the Messiah will return
        for the Rapture"

"  at which time 
  True believers 
will be transported
 to heaven where
 seated at the right hand of God
 they will watch their political 
and religious opponents 
writhe in the misery 
of plagues—boils, sores, locusts, 
and frogs—
during the several years
 of tribulation that follow."


-----------------------imagine what
 the antique romans 
brought up on plato and euclid
     felt 
dealing with this very same  
              type of  crazy fuckahoos.....

that is
till constantine 
flipped sides 
  of course  

but then augustine 
called off 
"the end watch" shit
and and and 
after a few bad dumps
there was 400 years 
of rather benighted 
   but pleasant 
white man mental darkness  -----------------





  --------at any rate  --------------


"What does this mean 
for public policy 
and the environment? "

" Listen to John Hagee
 pastor of 
the 17,000- member 
Cornerstone Church 
in San Antonio  Texas
 
 "Mark it down, 
take it to heart,
 and comfort one another
 with these words.
 Doomsday is coming
 for the earth,
 for the nations,
 and for individuals,

 but those who have trusted 
in Jesus 
will not be present
 on earth to witness 
the dire time 
         of tribulation."

------- enter stage right
  the Rapture credo:


 "The world cannot be saved " 

so why sweat the smoke stacks ----------------

------------- to make sure we get it
                bill runs this past us again...-----------


 "appalling ethics
 follow from this of course
 because the faithful are relieved 
               of concern 
   for the environment

           and everything else
 for that matter 
 except their personal salvation."


--------------  
         side light:
   the exclusive quest
   for personal salvation 
                                is 
                  kinda of an each man for himself thing
                                    now is that 
                            too  selfish for bill
                                                 or just 
                              too     falsely premised  ? ---------


----------------nutshell II  -----------


"  The earth suffers 
the same fate as the unsaved.
                                  All are destroyed" 

-------------------------------------------------

--------------- now the  spooky head count -----------------------


" How many true believers
 are there? 


  " A Newsweek poll found that
                 36 percent of respondents
                held the Book of Revelation 
                         to be "true prophecy." 


------------ now a third identical bell gets rung ------------


"You can understand 
why people in the grip 
of such fantasies 
cannot be expected to worry
 about the environment
 why care about the earth 
when the droughts,
 floods, famine, 
and pestilence
 brought by ecological collapse 
are signs of the apocalypse 
foretold in the Bible "

"Why care about global climate change 
when you and yours 
will be rescued in the Rapture "



------------at long last
      he gets to 
  the link 
with  our political process

 the moral majority
caught up in the republican rapture -------------



"fundamentalists 
constitute 
a large and powerful proportion
of the Republican base"

-----base 
yes 
large proportion 
yes
powerful  
non sense

nope 
come job time

their skinned regular just like all wagery

but as a bonus 
their bible
  commands
job quiet 

'thou shalt not covet
 another white mans profits'  --------
 

---------and as to 
 them climbin into
the party  superstructure?

hardly worth a thought

pure anti  bible bumkin  bull-------


--------

why the shivers and shakes 

seems innocent enough to me 

every useful
         base needs a  handle

why not the good book


its already installed 

        right?
already 
well tested

its
reliance 
as a herding device
 for  bare foot ignoranti
is well established

and 
used in the right doses
 its been proven time and again
  to lead to 
   no known 
anti status quo  side efffects...

' worse case
you got that 'render on to'
                  bidness after all "


and 
as to the bashers own leaders
all their   prominent leaders 
are either happily bogus
or easily humored
while held
          at arms length   --------------

 -------- here's a corker ---------


" environmentalists, 
 are routinely castigated 
as villains and worse "

 ---------- but then ... -------------

"I am not suggesting
 that fundamentalists 
are running the government"

----------- okay then why this huff puff----------------

 "but
-----------aahh the big old BUT BUT BUT ----------------
BUT  
 they constitute
 a significant force 
in the coalition 
that now holds 
a monopoly of power 
in Washington "

"the  Republican Party 
 for a generation 
has been moved steadily to the right 
by its more extreme variants"

---------- non sense 
conflating wall street roll backers 
with next world holy rollers
sure they share a similar shoe  print
but idiots
thats cause 
 wall street ordered em that way 
at any rate 
    here's  
the real live 
   tango ready horse apples---------------


"  even as the party 
 has become 
more and more
 beholden to the corporations 
that finance it"


---------- "even as " 
how lovely a copula...

usually in pseudo science 
               correlation 
is   illicitly
fobbed off 
          as proof of  causation

but here

our prince 
        of the wide open  ride  
                                bronco billy
emasculates wall street  causation 
              into a   mere  
                        correlation--------------


---------translation:

the bashery's leaders
   follow
    wally's blue print 

  i.e.
they're all gist 
           holy joe
               stooges
  dart about like pickerel  
    to this or that dictat
    by our heros
the  tower tot  profiteers  ---------------- 



"One is foolish to think 
that these bible eaters
 bizarre ideas 
do not matter"

----------
       shoot the flukey fucker right here and now 


lets level this field here

fearing the patmos  john menace 
is silly

unless 
the fuckin jack ass party
can not only
find the  agitprop-ery 
sufficient 
to  demolish once and for all  
this 
fool proof yahoo 
                bible spun  fairy tale
and furthermore 
unless 
having done that
they  in addition
         could find a way
   to actually move  
                   these lowly  religioed geeps 
                      further up 
                     their own thought trees 
up 
  to a place
where they might suddenly cry out 

" bingo 

now I get it..."

 and start 
throwin 
 wall street bums 
out their penthouse windows
and 
threatenin to blow up   
 the korporate occ-upation kong-ress
IF THEY DON'T REPEAL THE PAY ROLL TAX  .....
                                      etc etc

GET MY DRIFT
ONE DELUSION MOSTLY TURNS INTO ANOTHER

CAUSE DELUSIONS 
ARE EMBRACED AND CELEBRATED  
CAUSE THAT PARTICULAR MIND DON'T 
WANT TO FACE SOMETHING 
OUT THERE IN TEIR LIFE
THATS ALL TOO REAL AND NASTY ------------
 
"I have no idea 
what President Bush thinks 
of the fundamentalists'
 fantastical theology
 but he would not be president without them"

--------- corrected line
"not be president 
without their votes" 

which iz 
all the difference in the world
especially since 
there are so many 
other ways 
to cadge their votes 

lets make it easy


one  question:

take away the bible crap
okay

now 
could the jack asses 
as presently configured
recapture 
the votes of these straw heads ?

 i say nooooooooooooooo  -------------- 


" Bush suffuses his language
 with images and metaphors 
       they appreciate
 and they were bound to say amen 
when  the President sez
he's  casting his vision
 and that of the country
 in the grand vision of God's master plan." 

----------- so he panders
      to these gospel  rubes 
   so what  
       he panders 
to the hard hat patriots
        and
the defenders of   souls unborn 

the gun butts
and 
      the anti gay flea flickers too

okay
be kool

 he hasn't resorted

 to" my  foots
  on a blackmans  neck ...."

but he could 
and would 
if he had to ......---------------- 
      


"This all
 means  one thing 
to Dick Cheney
 and another 
to Tim LaHaye

 but it confirms 
their fraternity "

--------- fraternity?
please

symbolic bond sure ?

only not brothers

for the bibleheads
  its way more 
like 
they're 
some poor  pack of georgia red skins

in their  sadly 
            hope filled delusion 
   calling 
andy jackson 

   " our great white father "

don't be silly
  no way ....
their's
is but a caboose car

in the  confederacy 
                between 
   these various
       big and little players   
                    there's never more
then    a loose 
                joining together
                             of high low
                                       interests
                   always 
                         mediated by dollar bills flowing down
to a few shills 
and up from many dupes

all deals 
always 
remain 
one side voidable 
i.e.
       by
 the tower titans

" in the light of  yokel  performance guide lines "
                                  ------------

"in a regime whose chief
 characteristics 
are ideological disdain 
for evidence
 and theological distrust 
of science"

------------- how silly
to  confuse bush and company's 
                        clever agitprop 
    their well tempered
          low station
          pander -lingo
      ( as old as tippe   canoe )
with 
what ever the hell 
          their own
    "inner sanctum group think" 
                      might be   ------------

"  A powerful current connects 
the administration's 
multinational corporate cronies 
who regard the environment
 as ripe for the picking 
and 
a hard-core constituency 
of fundamentalists 
who regard the environment 
as fuel for the fire 
               that is coming"

--------------- "fuel for the fire
                            that is coming"
                              nice line ----------------

" Once again, populist religion
 winds up serving the interests 
            of economic elites"
--------
"ONCE AGAIN"
          bad curve ball
              Bill-bo
              'pop -relig'
            has its progressive tides too 
                         look at Bryan  -------------



" Not one includes 
the environment
 as one of their celebrated 
"moral values."

--------- cause it isn't
             its at best a healthvalue
                and at worse 
                    elite  aesthetics  --------------- 




 "I myself don't know
 how to be in this world 
without expecting a confident future 
and getting up every morning 
to do what I can to bring it about"

-------- see "he's a preachers boy" -----------------

" I confess to having always been an optimist"

------------- a methodist preachers boy ------------


" Now, however, I remember my friend 
on Wall Street
 whom I once asked:
 "What do you think of the market?"
 "I'm optimistic," he answered. 
"Then why do you look so worried?" 
And he answered, 
"Because I am not sure my optimism 
is justified."

---------- god this church bench is gettin
                       hard on my ass ------------


 
"Once upon a time I believed 
that people will protect
 the natural environment 
when they realize its importance 
to their health 
and to the health and lives 
of their children.
 Now I am not so sure"

---------- so you've lost 
 your "rapture" story  eh -------------

 "It's not that I don't want 
to believe this
—it's just that as a journalist
 I have been trained 
to read the news and connect the dots"

-------- see what makes a moyers better ------------

"I  look up at the pictures on my desk, 
next to the computer 
—pictures of my grandchildren: 
Henry, age twelve; 
Thomas, ten;
 Nancy, eight; 
Jassie, three; 
SaraJane, one. 
I see the future looking back at me 
from those photographs
 and I say,
 "Father, forgive us,
 for we know not what we do." 

------- now this leg a lamb 
           figures he's a pocket jesus ---------

"And then the shiver runs down my spine
 and I am seized by the realization:
 "That's not right. 
We do know what we are doing. 
We are stealing their future.
 Betraying their trust. 
Despoiling their world."

----------- now he's 
the  man of action
the second jesus 
  sir jesus of the cross ----------
    
"And I ask myself: 
Why? 

Is it because we don't care? 
Because we are greedy? 
Because we have lost
 our capacity for outrage
 our ability 
to sustain indignation at injustice? 


----no ass wipe its because there is no
 one "we" in "us"
no universal gods choir -------------

"What has happened to our moral imagination?"

-----who's ?
    hollywood's 
billy graham's 
charlie rose's 
saul below's 
  who's?
ass hole 
who's? ------------


On the heath Lear asks Gloucester:
 "How do you see the world?" 
And Gloucester, who is blind, 
answers: "I see it feelingly.'"

------ here it comes grand ma ...----------


"I to see the world  feelingly. "

--------- no comment -------------


"Why don't we all 
feel the world enough 
to save it—for our kin to come?"

-------- rhetorical question ---------


"The news is not good these days.
 But as a journalist 
I know the news is never 
the end of the story" 

"The news can be the truth 
that sets us free 
not only to feel
 but to fight
 for the future we want"

---------now its
' i see the world  fightingly'

bull shit bill ------------------ 

"The will to fight 
is the antidote to despair,
 the cure for cynicism, 
and the answer to those faces 
looking back at me 
from those photographs on my desk"

" We must match 
the science of human health 
to what the ancient Israelites
 called hochma
—the science of the heart
 the capacity to see and feel 
and then to act as if the future 
depended on us"



" Believe me, it does"

------- as a small isolated boy
in rural new hampshire
just me and my prim older sister
with nothing on tv
            to watch

 but  liberace....


 him there 
in a screen made 
                of nothing more then 
               pearly grey  mists   
  
  at his piano
his wing collar glowing 
his 
 tails a flap

his pussy cat purr

the sudden 
      insect like 
         run and leap 
       of his
 soapy long fingers

as he 
chopped his way thru  chopin

brilianteened black hair swaying  
     candelabra 
blazing .....

somehow 
a deading
        whurl wind 

a waltzing glittery 
   durge 

eeeeh  gad !!! 

did it   depress me ?

  yes it depressed me 

 
 
just like this moyer -naise's 
    ending 
     here does  --------------


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Posted by pinky at March 15, 2005 05:07 AM

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