House of Paine

sorry ass soviet type conditions at the local parking structure

them huge
 mega box 
parking garages......


shitdo 
i love em

wish the gubmint built
 way more 

problem:

 the operations crews
   well
they're nice enough

butski

mostly 
the pugs 
 don't give a shit 
           about
providing 
     high quality 
              user services 

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take the  escalator system 
at my 6 decked
     public mass transit ajoining
    car park
            structure

the set up 
gets your top deckers
   there
 in 3  stages 


 always at least one stage 
is  fuckin 
            yellow gate sealed off 
                     busticated 

being that is 
bad enough

 but here's  worse...

often 
the system is running up 
when the mass commuter flow 
dictates 
it oughta be runnin' down
and 

far worse
              visa versa

the cause ?

obviuosly
   a humanly forgiveable 
        "not my job
            or 
       no give a shit" 
        mentality 
                      controls 
                          the up /down switch 
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old reality folks

where there's 
no comp
there's 
              poop  service

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now 
   THE MIGHTY MITE
                 MISTAH DENG 
                  had thiz  right

" where possible
 always 
         obey 
                 the two comp principle  " 
  
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  try in every application 
       to 
  implement 
both comps 
   
competition 
and compensation

DENG'S   two comps



thats what 
 got tips back 
on the hanish 
passanger rail lines



not to mention 
"  team performance bonuses "


now today

here at my  parking structure....


why not think big horizon 


pit all the state's 
     parking structures
                against each other 

conduct
multiple contests 
          
department by department

 
for say 
escalator operation and service:
set up a generous 
 " time in service" yardstick 
and 
 "headed in the right direction"
score card 

for winners 
 glory parades
and a nice personal set of  bonuses
 
for losers 
public ridicule 
 
possibly

six weeks 
in  
ridiculous 
       on the job   costumes .......

why not the best
                 you  dingos ?

so i don't gotta
climb up 6 flights 
every third  evening 
 on the worn to a frazzle
                       return leg 
                             of my job commute 

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