House of Paine

give uzzz your fuckin SSI algorithm now

informed consent requires 
            a right to know
                           right?

  nope 


 take
    the munchkins over at 
                        the WBF
                  ( We  Be Freaked)

THEY REQUESTED
     a current working computer soft ware
                                        version 
                
  of  the  
                  SSI RETIREMENT
                       INPUT/ OUTPUT SYSTEM

uncle's SSI BENE algorithim

but guess what .....

no no NO 
CAN NOT HAVE ...

 tiz a "state secret"

like the fat boy
               a- bomb'S  blue prints 

much too dangerous
to be  subject 
             to 
                      our vaunted
                               free info act 
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input side

tax money comes out of our pay checks 
gets doubled by boss man
  and  uncle  records it
  for use in 
         our future bene stream calc 

okay so the calc is 
  cocked and buzzled 

  well how exactly ?

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by comparison 

this elephant trot
                   trust fund tussle'z
                    comes off like 
                            diversionary 
                                  childs play

now
we got 
just t boners grown 
   at t bone rates

replace with a giant donkey stock fund
 or with 200 million little 
         elephant ownerable stock funds 

makes no basic diff
to 
theremaining
     contrib-bene package 

u still gotta figure 
the individual in/ out frapple 

so how the fuck will the trunk party 
        jiggerize that ?


well first 
what we got for a deal now ?

whats todays  relationship
 between 
my contribution stream
                  and my bene stream 

thats what 
i want to play around with

before the bushwazee 
basic midgetized
             gubrantee 
                       reconfuckle 
                          gets thrown right past uz
                               on the road to ownership 
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why ain't the core algor
     sittinsomewhere
excessible 
just waitin to play
               with me ?

like at 
  some hairy assed 
             web site 
owned and opt by uncle

you know simple stuff like 

1) please enter a schedule 
                  of  
       annual contributions here

 2) now click on 
           the "all  set"  patch 
         
 and bingo

 3) " heres your projected 
                       bene flow
                      lady   nutknees "


 no such luck duck 
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