House of Paine

MEAT ME HOSPITALIZED

NOT THAT I CARE SO VERY MUCH

BUT
 OFF OFF  HOLLYWOOD'S OWN

  MEAT ME MACINTOSH 
ACCORDING TO THE BACK PAGES
    OF THE LA PAPERS 
WAS HOSPITALIZED
THIS PAST WEEK  
AFTER A "FREAK DOMESTIC ACCIDENT ...."


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THE POMPOUS ASS
          WAS
ALLEDGEDLY 
FOUND
" BY A CLOSE
PERSONAL AQUANTENCE..."

    " ALONE ON HIS COUCH
     NEARLY SUFFOCATED TO DEATH ....."
      

SEEMS EL MISTRO
   HAD 
"  JAMMED.... "
 HIS ENTIRELY
          BOGUS HEAD 
               INSIDE 
  "AN EMPTY ' PICNIC  SIZED'
           SNACK  BAG ..."

" THE BIZZARE GESTURE...."
  ACCORDING 
     TO THE CLOSE AQUUANTENCE 
     OCCURED 
 " WHILE MACINTOSH
WAS WATCHING KEN BURNS
 LATEST TV OFFERING:
 - BOXIN WHILE BLACK -"

ONE FORMER MACINTOSH ASSOCIATE 
              SPECULATED

"IF YOU KNOW MEAT YOU CAN FIGURE
  THIS WAS A KIND OF
DESPERATION 
     PROTEST"

SEVERAL INDUSTRY PEOPLE
   THAT HAVE 
WORKED AT ONE TIME OR OTHER 
OVER THE  YEARS 
AROUND  MACINTOSH
CONFIRM THERE IS
A DEFINITE
" BAD VIBE BURNS CON-NECTION "

    ONE TOLD THE TIMES
   "YA   
    HE WAS ALREADY  
           SMOKIN 
         ABOUT THE RUMORS 
              GOIN AROUND
                TOWN 
ABOUT BURNS AND LARRY FLYNT 
              LINKING UP 
AND THEN 
TURNS ON THE TUBE
  AND 
      THIS PREMIERE COMES ON ..."


" MACINTOSH'S 
OWN
PRODUCTION COMPANY
'UNZIPPED FEATURES'
WHICH HAS 
PURPORTEDLY
"STRUGGLED TO STAY ALIVE"
  OVER THE LAST 8 YEARS 
  IS IN THE MIDDLE 
OF "CRUCIAL FINAL STAGE 
        NEGOTIATIONS" 
WITH THE FLYNT SATELLITE NETWORK "

 "SO FAR 
THERE HAS BEEN
A STRICT 
" NO  COMMENT" POLICY 
           FROM 
  THE THREE TIME
       EMMYAWRD  WINNER'S 
                   PERSONAL PEOPLE "
                  
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