House of Paine

big picture guyz

yesterday i glanced over
 the life and writings 
   of 
the late great 
             james burnham

secret guru of the novel 1984

RELENTLESS ANTI TOTALITARIAN

WHO DIED IN QUIET OBSCURITY
JUST A HAIR TO SOON 
TO WITNESS 
        TRIUMPH 

YES 
HE MISSED THE  SUDDEN AND UNCONDITIONAL
                      RED  SUURENDER 
  BY  LESS THEN 2 YEARS
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 " BOMB THE COMMIE FUCKERS 
A BOMB EM

H BOMB EM

JUST FUCKIN BOMB BOMB BOMB EM "




 now there was 
           a big picture guy

  and  god love him
            he fucked up  
the prophet part PERFECTLY

   bursting on the scene
in late 1940 
with assurences 
of an imminent and total
    nazi triumph 
for the length of the decade 
   he time and time again
 called the next act  wrong

in fact 
  he   got the way of the world 
                     wronger
during that period
then any american 
           alive   

wronger then  ezra pound 
or charlie lindburgh
or earl browder 

 and yet he lived to write on ....


yes 
  past mccarthy 
 
THRU THE IKE 50'S 

AND 
WELL  BEYOND 

UP TO 
       THE FALL OF TRICKY DICK
 
  remaining through out

   THE FIERCEST AND  BEST
 UNCLE  HOLY OFFICE 
         anti commie scurge
                            around


                     
          from 54  to the late 70's 
        
       ANY SELF RESPECTING
    RIGHT WING  MAD BOMBER 
                      PRICK
                       COULD LOOK  
                               AND FIND 
                         HIS ALTER EGO SUPERMAN 
                           REFLECTION 
        IN BURNHAM'S   MAGAZINE COLUMN :


                      "WORLD WAR THREE"

 FEEL LIKE PUTTIN ON 
THE LATEST KOLD WAR PAINT ?

JUST 

" CHECK OUT JIMMY'S JAR "

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 SOME NOW CALL HIM 

"TODAYS  NEO CON CON'S
   JOHN THE BAPTIST "
   

WELL NOT THE JEWS 
OF COURSE 
THEY HAD
FREEDOM FIGHTER MENACHEM  BEGAN 

BUT SURELY 
THE CATHOLIC ONES
AROUND REGEAN 
LIKE LUSCIOUS JEAN 
 THE MOMMY BOY 
            WET DREAM
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OKAY ....

AS A  REFORMED LEON TROTTER TYPE
                     ANTI  TOTALITARIAN
 
JIMMY FITS THE BILL
HIS NEEDLE 
VOYAGED FROM LEFT TO RIGHT 

AND HE SURE DID 
 GROUND  ZERO  
      THE SOVO-CHINK MENACE

WITH OUT TOO MUCH
        MAUDLIN 
     LIBERTY PROPERTY AND SACRISTY 


JUST  PLENTY OF DUMP YER PAY LOAD 
NOW 
     UNCLE 
BEFORE.....
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YUP JIMMY  
  WENT AT DEM 
           TOTAL REDS 
                          HAMMER AND TONGS 
                
          EARLY AND OFTEN 

NO CONTAINMENT FOR JIM

" GIVE US DEAR LORD A CARTHAGINIAN PEACE "

AND HE KEPT THE RABID BIT UP 

EVEN WHEN IT GOT TO BE
              VERY VERY VERY  UNKOOL 

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HAPPY ENDING?


  OF COURSE 

BUT MELLOW 
CAUSE HE NEVER HIMSELF GOT 
TO THE PROMISED LAND 
    
HE HAD TO SEE
   THE  NEW REAGAN REVOLUTION
        CRISTIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE  
            GOD COUNTRY AND FREEDOM
              ELEPHANT STAMPEDE 
                  WAS WINNING 
                    HIS  WAR FOR HIM 

FUCK   
HE  LIVE TILL 87
       LONG ENOUGH 
       TO WITNESS 
  THE REAGAN SUNRISE
    TURN TO SOVIET SWAN SONG 

BUT 
I LIKE GOING BACK SOME

 IMAGINING 
  OLD JIMBO
             MIRED THERE 
   IN FASHION'S RIDICULE 
BACK 
WHEN IT TOOK MULISH HAIR 
        TO BE
ON THE  WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY 


WHEN YOU PAID A SERIOUS
               PRICE FOR IT 

I LIKE IMAGINING 
HIM 
AT HIS PIT POINT 

HIS SEVENTH WRUNG
 OF HELL POINT
 
 SAY 
ON ONE OF THOSE 
       LONG LOST LONESOME  CAMELOT NIGHTS

WHEN ON TV 
YOU HAD TO WATCH
THAT FUCKIN PLAY BOY FRAUD
JACK KENNEDY 
           GRINNING HIS PEARL WHITES
               OUT AT AN ADORING 
               MARTIN LUTHER KINKED 
             PEPSI GENERATION WORLD

                  
A PRE 
         H. RAP BROWN
         ELECTRIC DYLAN  WORLD 

    AAAHH THOSE WERE THE DAYS
WHEN YOU NEEDED SOMETHIN EXTRA
                   TO BE A RIGHT WING HEEL 
 
WHEN 
RE-ACTION REALLY MEANT
                    RE-ACTION 

MEANT
  THE FAD SCHOOLING 
        CHATTERING HORDS
 WERE HOWLING RIDICULE AT YOU 


MEANT
A COOL SMIRKY 
 SHUN-ING BY LINCOLN CENTER TYPES 
  

SO ITS  
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE 
OF ALL THAT
 I LIKE IMAGINING 
 OUR BOY

  MAYBE UP LATE
      BLEERY EYED 
A TAD SHIT FACED 

THE GALS ABED OR AWAY

 
    DANCING CHECK TO CHECK
      WITH HIS PUBLISHER
     WILD BILL BUCKLEY

    JUST  ABOUT 
            AS UNKOOL AS UNKOOL GETS

MAYBE EVEN
  HARD BELOW
  BUT SURELY
SOFT UP TOP

GUARD DOWN
FEELINF  
 A "WE FEW" WHISTFULNESS

  IN  VAGRANT EL CLUTCHO
WITH "THE BUCKSTER "
       
  THAT 
STRAW  HAIRED     
  RAGGED   TOOTHED  
   FAUX EDWARDIAN   
       PETER PAN  
           PAPIST  GHOUL 

YES DANCIN 
CLOSE 


HEY 
  TOO CLOSE 

 ANTERIOR 
REGIONS "MOIGED"

AAAAHHH THAT WHICKED SATAN

GOD DAMN HIS CHARM

GOD DAMN 
OLE   
"BATTERY ACID"
            BILL
BUT HE SURE IZ SWELL

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SHIT COMPARE AND CONTRAST
KIDS

THEN TIMES
TO 
THESE DAYS


SHIT 
CAST AN EYE OVER 
HIS BASTARD 
         LOW RENT
               OFF SPRING
NOW:

THEY'RE ON 
THE TERRIBLE TUDE
24/7

O'RAILLY 

SHINBAUGH 

HAND-JOBBERTY  
AND CONE SPOT .........



 

SHIT THEY'RE 
SO FUCKIN  FAT 
AND ARRIVED 

THEY'RE 
 DEAD IN THE WATER

WHAT WITH 
ALL 
 THEIR COMPLACENT 
TOM FOOLERY
THEY'RE SO FAR PAST
 
SIMPLE  BLOATATION 

SO DEEP  INTO
FINAL  FLOATATION

THEY'RE LIKE 

 A 
 VAST  FLEET OF CARTOON 
                     BLIMPS 

  HERE THEY COME 

SAILING DOWN FIFTH  AVENUE
       PAST  DAZZLED IDIOT CRAMMED 
                             CHRISTIAN SIDE WALKS 

 HAPPY THANKS GIVING "YOU ALL"
 
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  SHIT 

NOW
 GUYS LIKE BURNHAM

 GOT IT 

WAY PAST "TOO GOOD" 


FUCK IT BROTHERS

WHEN YOU'RE  
 BIGGER THEN 
ANCHOR MEN 
MAGICIANS 
  AND
  EVEN   WASHED UP 
         ROCK STARS

 BIGGER 
THEN  
ELTON JOHN
DAVID COPPERFIELD 
BROKAW  
 AND ROD STEWART 
          COMBINED

MAYBE BIGGER THEN 
THE GHOST OF ELVIS EVEN

YES 
LATE FUCKIN  
        VEGAS ELVIS 


WHEN YOU'RE 
  RIGHT UP THERE

STANDIN TALL

 WITH THE ULTIMO 
              BIG PICTURE GUY

RIGHT UP THERE
AT THE RIGHT HAND 
              OF THE SEQUAL JESUS


                   JESUS II

   THE "OK LETS GET IT ON" JESUS

RIGHT THE FUCK
ALL THE WAY UP THERE
 WITH
    THE RUMBLIN KRIST 

                  THE DRAGON SLAYER  

                      MR "ITS TOO LATE MOTHER FUCKER"
                                                   HIMSELF

YOU GOTTA KNOW 

YOU'RE  HEADED FOR A   
                      SPECTACULAR
                         HINDENBURG FINALE   
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