House of Paine

TAKING A COMFORT WHIZZZZZ

speakin of sexy full body
juno-esque fatuity ...

 TRY swallowing
some of thiz  
 fem footed  macaroni


heavy yellow extrudable 

purest 
komfort whizzz

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Nov. 15 

 Red State, Blue State,
 old state, new state. 
 WORK HARD. BE KIND.
Reach out, listen closely.
 here's some antidotes
after all that  ballot boxing
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ANNEY FANNY : 

" yesterdays voting 
 revealed an electorate deeply,
 almost mortally divided,

 a civil war without a Mason-Dixon line.



How are we riven?
 Let me count the ways. 

Stem-cell research,
 Social Security,
 prescription drugs,
 gay marriage,
 the war in Iraq, 
church and state,
 abortion,
 tax policy, 
the Supreme Court,
 the court of world opinion. 


being president is like 
BEING A  HAMSTER 
IN A  clear plastic ball


 The poor GUY CAN  motor around 
the room 
in this hermetically sealed space 
UNDER THE  illusion 
of being part of the world 
when HE ISN'T "

---- if it ended here i'd love it but...-------------

  "a president who is going to be great
 needs to think outside the cage.

George Bush suggested 
he was going to do this 
during his first term. 

But  Bush rarely strayed 
from the reservation 
of in-house affirmation 
                or cheering crowds.

 He made up his mind
and it stayed made. 

 It caught up to him 
in the first presidential debate,

 when it became clear 
that he was unaccustomed 
to being crossed or questioned.

 He didn't seem like a man
 who likes the free exchange 
of competing ideas much,

 and in the face of victory
 he may conclude that 
that's one cross he needn't bear.

 ANNA QUINDLEN    

SHOULD BE END OF COLUMN

BUT  

Theres more....ANNA
FEELS A NEED
 TO SHOOT  KRAFT WHIZZZ
DOWN  OUR THROATS
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 A second term for this( grinch)
is terrifying to his opponents
, 
who believe
 he will use the freedom 
of incumbency 
to do everything
 from loading the court 
to reinstating the draft

 But what he could be free to do 
is to break the chains 
that bind a man

 there is finally no  next race, 
 

He could consider how bitter 
the divisions in this country are
 and vow to try to mend them.

----if you're looking for comments
what can one add or sibtract here?----- 


Lest this sound too altruistic,
 he might also remember 
that being a two-term president 
who leaves behind a nation 
in which half its citizens 
can barely tolerate the other half 
is a surefire way to leave 
a legacy of colossal failure.

. 

it is to citizens 
that he must extend a hand, 
not just fellow politicos. 

He must have the guts to engage them,
 to sometimes abandon the podium 
and the prepackaged events 
and the yeasayers
 who will surround him,
 

 make his administration 
a vehicle 
for civic conversation.

he ought to order
 his staff to arrange 
weekly meetings 
with random constituents

 An hour with a university economist,
 the manager of a regional bank office,
 a caseworker at a social-welfare agency 
and a small business owner,

 all talking about the economy.

 An hour with a priest,
 a rabbi,
 a minister, 
a clinic nurse 
and a mother of five, 
all talking about abortion.

 And the president, all ears.

its  a gimmick 
that could unite a nation.

 The leader who could begin
 to mend the rifts in this country 
would leave a significant legacy behind 
for history to applaud and admire.

 All it would require 
is courage and confidence.

 
This will truly have been 
a historic election 
if the president
 of the United States
 finds a way to dare 
  to listen again,
 and so make Americans feel 
that they've been heard.

 ---- man o man ashevitz 
such noble thought 
makes me ashamed
 i shall never again
whack  off 
in the shower ....-----------------