House of Paine

how about that first lady?

 she be  a fine lookin' woman 

solid composed

okay maybe a leeeetle  hoofy but...

 compared to 
  that deep dish 
plug ignorant
 domestic bog diva  
that raised 
poor little georgie 
up by hand ..... 


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 what a story ...



its 2006
and covertly
LAURA  the national 
 wound healer 
has taken over from                    
   " trigger"
     who has been slowly
  reduced to a  potted  cactus  
by discrete  additions  
           to  his ice cream ......

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listen to me now

believe me later


it'll happen for sure
 one way or the other

cause sexy Laura's 
 got 
the  tiger  heart
of an  unreformed 
        man slaughterer

and
besides 

  nice galz 
may  
start their  charity
  by answering the front  door bell 

butfuck 
they  don't 
  stop 
till they're 
 peddlin 
their   monkey 
        out 
the  back  porch winder

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at any rate 

my laura's 
got her secret con-sort 

and itz
 ben stiller no less

hhmmmm
 

ben v georgette

bicoastal battle 
 of the half wit  apes 

the diff?

ben just plays em

georgette is em 


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now we all remember how 
nancy had  her 
           ole blue eyes 

right?


soooooooooo

laura has 
what else

hollywood's latest  ben turpin 

and guess who's  longer
 in the saddle fans ? 


aahh errrrh



ben's a half jew.....

hint hint

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but any how 
 here we fly
into 
 term two

the triangle opens 

over the past 100 years 
thats usually 
been
the term when 
 first wives   take over 

check the record
on full two termers 

wilson
reagan 
the  klintox 

that leaves  
only 

FDR AND IKE 

sure enough
THEY ESCAPED
 THEIR  TOP  LADY'S TALONS 
IN TERM TWO

BUT....
WHAT EXCEPTIONS !

 FIRST OFF
SHIT 
 THE MAN FROM HYDE PARK ?

 
WAY  WAY TOO MUCH 
OF A WOMAN HIMSELF 
TO FALL FOR 
THE BIG E'S LESBO  SHIT 

HE BLEW THRU 
HER AND TERM TWO
LIKE A SCHOONER 
BOUND FOR HOME  

BUT SADLY
HIS TIME IN OFFICE
DID NOT END THERE...


 THE MILD POISONINGS 
" JUST TO RESTRICT 'M
MAKE'M PLIABLE "
NEVER CUT IN RIGHT 


the big e
 AND HER
SHIFTY 
 JEW BOY LOVER
LASH LIMPLY 
STARTED
 ADMINISTERING 
IN 40  
BUT THERE WAS NO BEHAVIOURAL 
EFFECT 
ONLY SEVERE CORONARY DETERERIORATION 
OF COURSE AFTER HE TOOK BACK UP WUTH
THE MERCER 

THE GOAL WAS UPPED 
FROM RESTRUICTION
TO FULL  INCAPACITATION

BUT FUCK
THE CRIPPLED OLD QUEEN 
 KEPT CHUGGIN TILL WHAM
 "CROAKE A DOAK "

 QUITE A TALE 


AND 
AS TO IKE 'S
 LITTLE  MARM MAMIE

GOD LOVE 
HER  HOMELY 
SEX STARVED SOUL 
BUT SHIT 
THE TRUTH BE TOLD 

 SHE  WAS
 A MAN ALL ALONG 
 
(NEE BILLY BOOP ANDERSON 
OF NYLON TEXAS 
 SHE BECAME 
AT AGE 18 
PFC WILLIAM  ANDERSON 
BEFORE "BLOSSOMING"
 TWO YEARS LATER
 INTO THE BETTER  HALF
 OF 
  CAPTAIN AND MRS  EISENHOWER...)
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  'NOUGH SECRET WHITE HOUSE  HISTORY...


SOOOO


LAURA WHAT YOU GOT 
UP YER SLEEVE
 FOR EEMM ?

I HOPE THERE'S 
A GOOD DEAL 
           OF PAIN INVOLVED

BUT I WARN U 
DON'T LET EEEM LINGER...

TAKE 'M DOWN 
FAST HARD  AND  CLEAN 
     
next to 

THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM
OF a full bore
 KILL SHOT 
TO 
HIS SKULL-ICULAR REGION 

I'D SAY U GOT 
A REAL THINK OUT PIECE
ON YER HANDZ

 CAUSE  

" WHAT IF HE GITS ON TO UZ"
                 
AIN'T JUST A "  PROBLEM"


SHIT  LASS

a fuck up
 and forget it 
TYPE 
like your main man

shit

we're talkin
 a texas sized 
wife remover here

and  
from 
THE GET GO  


IF HE EVEN SO MUCH AS SNIFFS
                           somethin'......

FUCK HUN 

YOU'RE 
that nite's
           SHARK BAIT  


   OH BRAVE AND GOODLY WOMAN
                  BE TIMELY  WARNED 

a full court
 " where  i shit
            there  you clean" 
 boss jr 
LIKE LITTLE GEORGE 

come on 
he's 
 READY 
willing and able
TO HAVE " U ALL "
       DISPOSED OF 
                quicker then
               A plate of  
                          BAD OYSTERS  

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 BUT hey 
    SHIT 

GO FOR IT ANY HOOO

whats life for /

nothin' 
but to play 
   for high stakes !!!!!!


think of it
 you luscious  kindly warm creature 

  what   a  loving  
clever and clandestine 
combo 
u and ben could make 

AT THE NATIONS HELM 

and fuck 
its a white house tradition 
for christ's sake

 go for it 
 MY DEAR  

 YOU AND YOUR BIG BEN 




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