House of Paine

kerry tree's self goose over sox

 

 a message  from mol tse 

  with  attachments

and a final comment
by the pink-skin


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all hail
john Kerry's catastrophic
 spaz-out on the Red Sox

- a perfectly-timed political gift 
of massive proportionn and "the tree" whiffs 

For chrissake

- if he'd quaveringly intoned 
the lessons he's learned 
from the triumph 
of what is ostensibly 
his very own team

 if he'd harnessed
 an iota 
of the moment's 
sweeping dudetastic sentimentality
 with all it's underdog
 never-give-up
 death-of-the-evil-superfunded-darth vader-
imperial juggernaught resonance

 he could have actually won
 some genuine white-male interest 

Instead
 he offered this pussy aside**
 while stumbling around
 with a shotgun all day. 

What the hell?

 This is the biggest 
political gimme 
in recent memory

 Even if he fears 
drawing attention 
to a howling set of prior spaz outs and gaff *** 

this amazin
 home grown story 
is too good to pass up

long as" the man
from st pauls "  
 Sells it on emotion
 not jockiness

 christ on high
do that 
give it the sob sister gun gun
and
Even the most hardened assholes 
would have to give him 
a pass 

in this time
 of transcendent soppiness
go for it john john 

shit 
 Guys are going
 to long-neglected cemetaries
 to give their fathers' remains 
                    the "sox gospel"
                                  in person

ain't  This  
a GOOD  ENOUGH STORY for ya
                           johnny ?

Where's your  political SAVI BUB ?

 A TOTAL  whiff
on this WICKED  grove job ?

What's it  say
 about the minds
 at work 
over at kerry HQ ? 
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johnny babe
 iz U all there iz ?

iz U 
 Joe and Jaquisha 
America's
 great white hope? 


jesuz 
then 
Fuck u

u " retaad " 



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related stories:
(the whiff)

October 22, 2004 **

Election or no election, 
the lifting of the curse in Beantown 
is too important for Sen. John Kerry
 to ignore on the campaign trail.

Kerry, campaigning near Boardman, Ohio,
 returned after a two-hour hunting trip
 wearing a camouflage jacket
 and carrying a 12-gauge shotgun,
 but someone else carried his bird. 
"I'm too lazy," Kerry joked.
 "I'm still giddy over the Red Sox. 
It was hard to focus."

The Massachusetts senator 
was referring to Boston's
 defeat of the New York Yankees 
Wednesday night 
to win the American League championship. 
He stayed up late 
cheering his hometown team 
on to victory,
 then got up for a 7 a.m.
 hunting trip at a supporter's
 produce farm.

Kerry adviser Mike McCurry said 
it's important in the final days
 of the campaign 
that voters 
"get a better sense of John Kerry,
 the guy."

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the nite of the big spaz ****



we're back there
some time 
 back in july
(pre dem convention):




BOSTON -- John Kerry made a surprise appearance 
at the Yankees-Red Sox baseball game
 Sunday night 
to throw out the opening pitch.

Boston baseball fans
 followed their usual pattern
 of booing and cheering 
the person who throws out the pitch.

 Kerry, the crowd's hometown senator, 
kept smiling
 as he threw a ball that sank
 and hit the dirt before the catcher 
-- a soldier home from Iraq -- 
           could catch it.

''It's great 
to be back in Boston 
for a game like this,''
 Kerry said afterward.
 ''Couldn't miss it.''

Kerry  said he had planned 
the trip in secret about a week ago.

''The idea of missing 
a Yankees-Red Sox series 
right before a convention week
 was not acceptable,
 so we changed the policy,'' 


Kerry threw out the first pitch
 to Spec. Will Pumyea, 23,
 a military police officer 
in the Massachusetts National Guard 
from Woburn, Mass., 
who had just returned from Iraq 
and who also had served in Afghanistan.

Kerry then watched the game 
from the owners' box.

Fans attending the game Sunday night 
did not have to go through 
metal detectors, 
which is the normal procedure
 for anyone attending an event
 with the Democratic presidential candidate.

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AP

 same time same station
same spaz out :

BUT
 here we get added

" how 'bout that  prior  GAFF "***

kerry :the  big fan of 'Manny Ortez' 
and Red Sox 'legend' Eddie Yost.....
 

 SAMMY WISECRACK:

John Kerry attended 
last night's Yankees-Red Sox game
 at Fenway Park. 
He wasn't scheduled 
to be there,
 but at the last minute 
decided to attend the game
 with his wife,
 billionaire Teresa Heinz Kerry.
 In honor of Sen. Kerry,
 the Red Sox asked him 
to throw out the first pitch,
 which he did,
 a perfect strike... 
if only he were bowling. 
The fans promptly booed him.

''I love the Red Sox.
 The idea of missing 
a Yankees-Red Sox series 
right before a convention week 
was not acceptable,
 so we changed the policy. 
I'm going to go have some fun, "
                   said Kerry.

The partisan crowd 
at Fenway Park 
was obviously expecting 
more from the potential
 commander-in-chief. 

After all, our current president 
throws perfect strikes 
(with movement) off the mound.

 Perhaps they were booing
 him for his 'stinker' ball

 or perhaps they were booing him
 for his embarrassing knowledge 
of the Boston Red Sox -- 
his home town team.


John Kerry last week
 professed to be
 a big fan of "Manny Ortez,"
 then re-emphasized 
the phoofery 
by correcting it to
 "David Ortez." 

No, that was Dave (Baby) Cortez 
and "The Happy Organ." 

A few years back 
Kerry went on a Boston station 
with Eddie Andelman 
and said 
"my favorite Red Sox player 
of all time 
is The Walking Man,
 Eddie Yost,"

 Yost never played for the Red Sox.

For those of you 
who aren't baseball fans,
 
Kerry confused
 Red Sox first baseman
 David Ortiz 
with Red Sox left fielder 
Manny Ramirez
 
(yeah, he never misses 
a Yankees-Red Sox series).

(and yet mayhaps
our johnny t'iz
indeed
 a Yostfan
an  avatar even) 

 Yost:
  a mediocre hitter 
who became an All-Star 
by letting 
the opposing pitcher 
screw up

 led the league 
in walks 

 near the top 
in on-base percentage
 
Boring,

 seemingly
 passive,

 reliable,
 
effective.

(Right. 
thats johnny!


then again
What does it say 
that he admires 
a player 
who got on base 
not by hitting 
but by walking? 

Hmmm. 


his standard political technique:

  avoid clear,
 assailable stands 

 His 2004 strategy


 stay  passive,
 dependent 
 on voter
dis- satisfaction 
   with the incumbent.

Seemingly,
 he wants to get 
to the White House
 Yost-style

 by a base on balls!



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and more bean balls ....



Kerry was doing his best

 Michael Moore impersonation

 
Bowling for Votes!! 

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and more..

there's a 
 "Football Fans for Truth." 
Well, we can't stand by any longer 
and watch
 our favorite team, 
the Boston Red Sox,
 be used as a tool 
by John Kerry
 
when he is nothing more
 than a faux fan,

 a poser 
of the worst degree.
 
 Kerry's lifetime 
of lies purporting 
to be a Red Sox fan
demands a response

 therefore
 
we invite you one and all
real sox trotters

to join us 
as a member 
of
"Red Sox Fans for Truth"
 to expose John Kerry's
 long pattern of deception 
regarding his supposed
 love of the Boston Red Sox.

 We in Red Sox Nation 
need to  expose 
these bold faced lies 
and 
make sure 
that Red Sox Nation
 helps turn
taxpayer's  nation
agin the gigantic knot hole
we call the kerry tree 
 
so please 
Please 
join us 

in this blood  struggle 
for the heart and soul 
of our nation's 
pocket book 

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 pink reflects:

    the righteous wages
       of self puffery 
        are a beautiful pair
                     of donkey ears 

johnny u be 
A PECKSNIFFIAN FRAUD 
but 
without the gorgeous 
               dark side 

what
 mol tse 
SEZ ABOVE
IS STRICTLY 
 kosher

take the  ortiz gaFF
 what a lovely opportunity
for  self mockery

  and 

the come back triumph ?

 couched 
as a testament 
to humanity
wham upper deck job

hear it ?

" there it was in all its magnificence 
the secret human capacity
for sudden blazes of  nobility ....blah blah blah "

home town affection?

fine


an obvious  affectation ?
 so fuckin what 

 johhny 
when they fire that

 go back in time 
         and 
try this on for size ....
                    

" for four games these  sox
weren't just boston's team 
they  were 
          america's team"

then feed in some jocose shit 
about
parallels 
to  the '80 olympic hockey team 

fuckle buck K 

why can't your guyz
 come up with this type of shit?


maybe its cause 

the kerry tree outfit
is  too 
"sincerely soulless"

they're forced
 to fake 
 all the stupid
       bonnerations 
of the common guy

like  gay men 
   at a stag party
when conchita  boom boom 
comes out of the cake 


so 
what else 

of course 
they hit false notes
after false notes
tryin to be regular 
 

they're 
tone deaf
as a beetle 

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then there's
the candidate himself...

 boundless ambition 
blinds one 
to all other passions 

the up shot:

the real kerry
(less their in the same shot) 
seems 
less real
then 
that patent
disneyplex 
animatronic squirrel 
            chief little  bush

why ?

because 
at least 
      little  chief
 knows exactly 
          who he izn't 


so 
like a pirate captain 
         he has
no moral vanity 
               to bind and blind him
 


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