House of Paine

the milly vanilli president

this wire wearing 
by chief little george
when he's in debate mode

a wonderful laugh 

as metaphor


but hey sports fans 

only tideous if true 



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  aghast at the possibility ?

      why?

would it matter 
if he could think 
           for himself?

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i'll admit 

  i kinda like the idea 
he's a live
unwired  texas oil-toy

but if he's hooked up

a fuckin parrot

so fuckin what

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but back to the tale


first off
i got a big problem

with
 the tell tale 
hump as evidence

i ask you 

what they usin?

 soviet era technology?

come off with the hump

no way 

really
 cow flappers
think a little here
 
mission one
when u 
wire the prez

will be

 make fuckin sure
it don't show 

that dear citizens
is the bottom line
of this particular
 to do or not to do 

if we do  

we do 
cause
we got  
 a micro mini receiver chip
no one will ever see 
cause we planted it
 say
in georgette's crotch or something


as to an inconspicuous
 ear piece

no big whoop

but it does remind me 

remember gold finger's
ear piece
while 
playing cards
    for high stakes ?

which brings up 
the follow up question


what super  hot chick 
was on the other end 
callin' 
the chimps turns?

    not condy

fuck no

she whistles
 when she's tense

shit 

imagine how 
that  would bug ya

 hearing
 her tooth gap 
singing harmony  
so tight in yer ear like that 

but then again
too fuckin hot
and the prez might get a hump....
aah in the transponder 

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oh hell

  course 
he didn't
and
don't wear a wire

here's really why

he's no 
 peter jennings

shit taking in a live feed 
like that

u try it 
 takes
 brains to pull
that  off

the mans way too muddle brained

chatter in his ear
 would only  confuse him

 shit 
he'd get jigged up
like a bird dog
hearing one of those 
ultra sonic callers

he'd bash himself
 to pieces

fuck worse then
 a bunch of hens
in a   glass walled
                hen coop

fuck
he'd get so
flustered
fuddled and 
dunder struck

maybe he'd
even 
finally
completely cross his eyes

right there
on network tv
in front of 
half a billion people 

christ
 thats way  worse
 then anything 
he might forget to say 


after all
theres no spinning 
away 
the look of a total fucking idiot 


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