September 24, 2004

pickin gold teeth outa live gi joes


  
okay so you can't out law profit max

but u can....



i noticed some nicely unfettered marketeering
   to our boyz and galz in uniform




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 the N Y T 

tells uz today

a for profit 
  entity calling itself

The Amicable Life Assurance Company

is refunding all premia 
collected from 
several thousand 
 less then 
well infomed 
raw  grunts
over the past 2 years

seems likely
the fellas were
plannin fer the big "eventuality"
since many of them
knew 
they'd be 
headed  toward Iraq

how were they to know
they'd bought magic beans?
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"predatory"

"hideously cynical"

well aahhh 

yes

in fact so bad 
the article dares not 
  give us readers even a single  for instance

despite
naming 

three victims 

and their  monthly payments
of 100 dollars

besides the names
  titles  duties
and achievements 
of  two us senators 
plus
 a georgia state insurance
commissioner

al of whom are in hot pursuit of justice here

whats missing iz
what thefucking hell
 100 per month bought
these rangers


 

 shit if it tells uz anything on that

all we can figure
is 


the bad shit trafficed
in this case

 is 
well

 bad enough 
so this eye patched crew
that sold it
and picked up the payments

iz  
 coughing back 
                   all the dough

and 
with out even a whimper 


prolly had visions of burning torches and hangin trees 

"imagine 

the greed 

the gall
preying on soldier
 boys  
simple 
desire 
to provide 
for familly 
and loved ones 
in case god forbid 
the worse...

the bastards lets string em up "

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then again
no body looks to good here

especially uncle S


shit 
 uncle 

  if you get your life lights 
                      punched out
in the line of duty 


uncle?
provide for survivors?


nope 


that iz 
beyond 
 a small  k

combat kill

        DEATH GRATUITY 


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what need 
one say 
about all  this

except

god bless amerika


and on the way out 
notice

the times
 was nice enough
not to  reveal  
Amicable's
" secret pitch  formula"

this way 
say in a couple  years

after stuff dies down some 

"'shit  senior franco
   we can give it another whurl"

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p.s. 

knowing  how these 
greezzzzy
 little shit cans 
usually operate

that iz 

as covert 
 big boy store fronts


one wonders 
what grey flannel 
white shoes
flag lwaving 
wall street outfit
sponsors
this critter

just exactly
who's 
 sittin there 
in  the deep back ground  ?

 the  royal bank of scotland ?

   met life ?

"snoopy's company  ?
nnnnnnoooooooooo not snoopy's "


  hey better yet


may be 
it all fits together

maybe
the re-insurer
has  a decent sized
 piece of 
news paper
 advertising to do 

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Posted by pinky at September 24, 2004 07:22 AM
very ham fisted pink

Posted by: WISE ACRE at September 26, 2004 03:16 PM

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