September 19, 2004

WHY burns don't get to disney


heres meat's 
Burns grill
continued


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lets skip ahead to 

burns on amerika


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chief red fender:

 mr burns  do you love this country?

burns
yes passionately
bu bu bu but
not uncritically 

chief
would you fuck america if you could?

burns
what ?
fu fu  fu fu ..
what ?

chief
you get me 

if america had a hole
would you stick your dick in it?

burns
what kinda..

chief 
i'll take that 
as a confused yes

i have 
no further questions
madamoiselle chairlady

 burns
 what?  I... I... I...

chair 
thank you chief

now mister burns 
you've been amazingly
patient 
and generous with your time

might you take just a few more questions
 from
 
general 
talbert Raccoon  
acting 
director  
of 
 the afronesian
                kulture kampf  battalion 

burn
err suuuuure 

rack
afta noon mistah burns

burn
eerr high

rack
fine 
now lets get to it


  you done a  jazz thing
right?

burns
yes

rack
well why?
why 
you done 
dat

who da fuck axed u ?

and what 
dead ass motherfuckers 
 was
id   meant fah ?

burns
well everyone 
i was trying
to  celebrate
  a  uniquely ameri...


rack
please  please 
mistah burns
please
spare me the vanilla  bullshake 

the damn thing 
 was foe nobody

no baw dee

am i right 
or
am i right

not even 
all them 
 bed  snake  starved
 lacey assed
lilly whites out there

shit
come oooonnnnn
 even 
  aunt dried away

wants her  bucks
ta  firefly some 
when she see em  
on her tv

sometin
 hot off the anvil 
sos she 
  gets her  wet goin
 
 your  morbid stilted 
wawawawa blurry  shit 

come on admit it

that was made for no one 
wahdin it 
mr burns sah

no one
it was made 
and it was played
gist to say 
it was made
and to show it was played 

am i right sah

no one willinly
pays
 for shit like
that 

no one
but 

maybe
one of those 
fuckin
rich
 dead ofay 
mothah  suckah's
billion dollar 
foundation


burns 

uuumm 


rack 
see u got 
no answer

what i say

come on  now
who's dickin who?

an orange  county 
  undertaker
coulda
 put out 
some
better

get down

 then dat lame ass
mother fuckin shit 

  hey next time

  spare uz
black folk
and 
save youself 
 the  trouble

just send us money


man you is 
da king a  cod fish 
mistah burns

the king of cod fish 

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Posted by meat me at September 19, 2004 07:16 AM
my god man what is thizzz

Posted by: WISE ACRE at September 19, 2004 02:41 PM

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