September 19, 2004

battle of the living dead


 hey kerryman

the bush folks 
got you stuck
square
 in a  hot seat

fuck
they got you
playin 
a "re-animated ghoul" 

in 
a Tobe Hooper flick 

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YOU CAN'T TELL ME 

YOU DON'T KNOW THIS

YOU CAN'T TELL ME 

 ITS ESCAPED YOUR NOTICE.....


COME ON HERE

YOU GOTTA KNOW
HOW 
THE ROVER MACHINE
HAS  GOT 
VOTIN FOLKS  
TALKIN DOWN 
    YOUR  RUN
              FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 

CALLIN' IT STUFF LIKE


  " GHASTLY RESURECTION III"


                   OR


    " THE KERRY-DEAD
                WALKS AMONG UZ "


========================

 YUP

HERES A TYPICAL 
STORY LINE

FOR THIS ONE 

WE  CAN'T
CALL YOU

THE KERRY-TREE

NO 

FOR THIS
YER

THE KERRY-DEAD GUY

STARRING IN

NITE OF THE LIVING  KERRY DEAD


NOW BASICALLY

YOU'RE JUST  
THE SAME  
NAM ERA 
AMBITIOUS AS HELL
VET-FREAK PREPPY 
HARD ON
YOU REALLY ARE

ONLY 

 NOW
IN THIS ALTERNATE UNIVERSE

YOU'VE BEEN 
DEAD 

 LONG AGO DEAD 

DEAD DEAD DEAD 

EVERY MINUTE 
OF THESE
 PAST  20 YEARS 

DEAD 

THANKS TO 
 A GROTESQUE 
FLESHLY DEGENERATION

WHICH 
ACCORDIN 
TO THE PLOT LINE

 YOU GOT 

while swift boatin'

OVER IN NAMBO ANGA 

THANX TO
 THIS   MOTHER FUCKIN

  PARTY SIZE DOSE
 
         YOU TOOK
          OF
 SOME KINDA 
  TOP TOP 
 SUPER SECRET

"'CONG FIGHTIN " SKIN  GAS  

CALLED 

  AGENT ZERO
  
AKA


" THE FLYIN  PURPLE FUCKIN  EATER"  

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"SHEEET A MANS FLESH 
GIST GOES ALL  PURPLY
AND STARTS
BRAKIN UP ....
 PEELIN' AWAY.....

PEELIN' 
 AND A PEELIN'
TILL IT GITS 
DOWN
 TO DA  BARE WHITE  BONE  "
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OK
GOT THAT?


NOW WE'RE  SET 

JOHHNY 

SCENE ONE

SEEMS
     U 

MISTER 
 KERRY-TREE
AKA KERRY-DEAD

 MAY VERY WELL
HAVE BEEN 
SAFELY 
DEAD AND BURIED
FOR 20 YEARS

IN FACT
RIGHT UP TILL
YESTERDAY

AND INTO 
THIS MORNING TOO

MAYBE EVEN 
THIS AFTERNOON


BUT 


TONIGHT ......

NOPE 

YOU'RE  NOT

OR

 AT LEAST NOT 

THE  STAYIN' PUT
 KINDA DEAD

NO SIR NO LONGER

TONITE

YER
 A COMIN'  BACK UP
     KINDA DEAD 

 SOME HOW OR OTHER

YOU
SELF RE ANIMATED

  
DUG 
YER  WAY 
    BACK TO THE SURFACE 
  AND 

BY THE LIGHT OF THE SILVERY MOON
YOU IZ

WALKIN AMONG UZ 

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  AND 
HEY  BRO 

YOU IZ


  WELL

LOOKIN WAY WAY
PAST SUNDAY BEST
FER  YER 20 YEARS
 OF STILLNESS

-------------------------------------------


WHAT BROUGHT YA  BACK ?

WAS IT 

THE FUCKIN'
IRAQ THING ?

MAYBE 

MAYBE NOT  


ARE YA  
 RAGIN'
CAUSE YA WANNA 


STOP SHIT ?


AVENGE SHIT?

 
ONCE AND FOR ALL

FINALLY  FUCK FLAT 

    THE REAL FUCKERS ?


THE GEEPS 
THAT
 DONE 
PUT YOU 
UNDER IN THE FIRST PLACE


CAUSE
WHY?



FUCK-HELL

CAUSE 
 THEY'RE
FIXIN' 
ON
 SENDIN'

SOME MORE
DAMN  GOOD MEN 
DOWN THERE 
TO JOIN YA  ?


MAYBE


MAYBE NOT

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LETS 
CUT TO 

SCENE THREE

WE'RE IN THE COUNTY JAIL

 SHERRIFF BUSH
AND HIS  DEPUTIES
ARE
CROWDIN'
 AROUND A TV SCREEN

THEY'RE
REVIEWING A HOME VIDEO 

BROUGHT IN   
 BY A LOCAL 
 TRAILER PARK 
                 DAISY MAE 
   NAMED

             A-LEEN 

BY THE WAY
A-LEEN IS.....

AT ANY RATE

SHE'S STILL THERE
WITH EM
IN THIS SCENE 

TIGHTLY 
STACKED

THICKLY  SABLE HAIRED

AND 

 EVER SO 
BRIEFLY  CUT OFF 
DENOM PANTED 

WE PICK IT UP 
AS THE TAPE ROLLS
 
 A-LEEN
IZ 
GETTIN' HERSELF 
CLOSELY TUCKED  
BENEATH THE COMFORTING ARM
OF  
DEPUTY BOWEL  RUM-AGE 

-------------------------

AND NOW 
THE PICTURE COMES UP ON THE TV SCREEN

AND 
HERE'S
WHAT SHE SHOWS .........


YUP THATS U ALRIGHT

JOHNNY

YOU AND YER CHIN

OUT THERE IN THE MOONLIGHT


OUCH 

U IZ 
A NASTY LOOKIN 
THANG

WORM EATEN 
 HAIR DANCIN 
LIKE ANCHORED SEA LIFE

SHIT 
YOU IZ
WHAT WE CALL

A MESS O'  PURE UGLY 

SHIT

CHECK OUT THAT  
CHEST 
U GOT 

A FUCKIN
 HALF EMPTY RIB  RACK 


LOOKS LIKE 
SOME ONES 
INTERUPTED
ROAST BEEF  DINNER

AND 

AND OOOO WWWW

FEATURE THAT MOTION YER MAKIN

SOME KINDA 
 ASS MISSIN  ACTION

SHIT
JOHNNY

THEY DONE  GIVED YA

THE FUCKIN  GATE  
                      OF A  POGO STICK 

JEZZZUS


WHAT A BLOW JOB THEY DONE ON U

 U
DONE COME BACK
  LOOKIN'   LIKE A DINOSAUR'S
            UNFINISHED SNACK

-------------------------------

OK
BACK TO THE ACTION


NOW REMEMBER 

YER 
BEING 
CAMERA
SHOT 
THRU 
A TRAILER SIDE WINDOW 

YOU'VE  COME 
CANVASING THE PARK
FER VOTES


SEEMS 
NO ONES
INCLINED
TO  ANSWER
YER KNOCKS THOUGH
 
FINALY 

YER RIGHT OUT FRONT

A KNOCKIN 
AT A-LEEN'S  
 OWN TRAILER   DOOR


HELL LET ME RUN 
THIS PART FOR YA

 KIN YA 

 SEE YERSELF

 OUTSIDE  THERE 

MOVIN KINDA  SLOW
AND 
LURCHY LIKE 

 IN 
AND
OUT
OF THE PARK LITE SHADOWS 

SEE

WOOOOOPS

HERE YA COME

WOOOOW

NOW
YER 
POUNDING AWAY
AT A-LEEN'S 
LOCKED  DOOR

FISTS BALLED
AND 
ARMS RISING 
IN THE AIR 

 MAN ARE U 
IN SOME KINDA
 SLOW MOTION
TONITE
        BUDDY BOY


BETWEEN BLOWS

YER ARMS 
 KEEP RISING 
                 UP HIGH 
VERY DELIBERATE LIKE 

AGAIN AND AGAIN
RAISED 
UP
 ALMOST TO  THE SKY


THEN

 POOM

DOWN THEY COME

ON THE DOOR 


POOM               POOM               POOM               POOM                    POOM 

AND 
YER CALLIN OUT JOHNNY 

YER 
CALLIN OUT 

TO  
A-LEEN 

IN A 
BASSO DRAGGED OUT
WURBLED 
    VOICE 
 

" SUPPORT ME      
                             SUPPORT ME                     SUPPORT ME "

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AFTER VIEWING 
THIS WHOLE

" AMAZING EXHIBITION" 

SHERRIFF BUSH

( ALL SLITTY LIPPED
                          SMIRKS
AND 
      TWINKY EYED  TWINKLES) 

TURNS TO HIS MEN 

                 AND  
SEZ 
WITH A  SOFT CHUCKLE


" SHIT BOYZ 
   SOMEBODY 
BETTER GET ON OUT THERE
AND  LIGHTEN
 THAT
 CRAZY ASS FUCKER'S LOAD "


AND SURE AS HELL

 AIN'T IT 

DEPUTY 
DICK "CHAIN SAW" CHENEY 
SPEAKS UP
 FASTEST


(HIS  PRISSY HUGE 
TRAP MOUTH 
 SLIDING  OPEN AND SHUT 
                    LIKE A CASH  DRAWER ) 

" LEAVE EEEEM TA ME  SHUUUURIFFFFF

          GIST U
LEAVE EEEMM TO ME 


ME  "




 VRRRROOOOM VRRRRROOOOOM VRRRROOOOM 


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Posted by pinky at September 19, 2004 04:39 AM

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