hey kerryman the bush folks got you stuck square in a hot seat fuck they got you playin a "re-animated ghoul" in a Tobe Hooper flick ======================== YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU DON'T KNOW THIS YOU CAN'T TELL ME ITS ESCAPED YOUR NOTICE..... COME ON HERE YOU GOTTA KNOW HOW THE ROVER MACHINE HAS GOT VOTIN FOLKS TALKIN DOWN YOUR RUN FOR THE WHITE HOUSE CALLIN' IT STUFF LIKE " GHASTLY RESURECTION III" OR " THE KERRY-DEAD WALKS AMONG UZ " ======================== YUP HERES A TYPICAL STORY LINE FOR THIS ONE WE CAN'T CALL YOU THE KERRY-TREE NO FOR THIS YER THE KERRY-DEAD GUY STARRING IN NITE OF THE LIVING KERRY DEAD NOW BASICALLY YOU'RE JUST THE SAME NAM ERA AMBITIOUS AS HELL VET-FREAK PREPPY HARD ON YOU REALLY ARE ONLY NOW IN THIS ALTERNATE UNIVERSE YOU'VE BEEN DEAD LONG AGO DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD EVERY MINUTE OF THESE PAST 20 YEARS DEAD THANKS TO A GROTESQUE FLESHLY DEGENERATION WHICH ACCORDIN TO THE PLOT LINE YOU GOT while swift boatin' OVER IN NAMBO ANGA THANX TO THIS MOTHER FUCKIN PARTY SIZE DOSE YOU TOOK OF SOME KINDA TOP TOP SUPER SECRET "'CONG FIGHTIN " SKIN GAS CALLED AGENT ZERO AKA " THE FLYIN PURPLE FUCKIN EATER" ------------------------------------------------------- "SHEEET A MANS FLESH GIST GOES ALL PURPLY AND STARTS BRAKIN UP .... PEELIN' AWAY..... PEELIN' AND A PEELIN' TILL IT GITS DOWN TO DA BARE WHITE BONE " ------------------------------------------------------ OK GOT THAT? NOW WE'RE SET JOHHNY SCENE ONE SEEMS U MISTER KERRY-TREE AKA KERRY-DEAD MAY VERY WELL HAVE BEEN SAFELY DEAD AND BURIED FOR 20 YEARS IN FACT RIGHT UP TILL YESTERDAY AND INTO THIS MORNING TOO MAYBE EVEN THIS AFTERNOON BUT TONIGHT ...... NOPE YOU'RE NOT OR AT LEAST NOT THE STAYIN' PUT KINDA DEAD NO SIR NO LONGER TONITE YER A COMIN' BACK UP KINDA DEAD SOME HOW OR OTHER YOU SELF RE ANIMATED DUG YER WAY BACK TO THE SURFACE AND BY THE LIGHT OF THE SILVERY MOON YOU IZ WALKIN AMONG UZ --------------------------------------- AND HEY BRO YOU IZ WELL LOOKIN WAY WAY PAST SUNDAY BEST FER YER 20 YEARS OF STILLNESS ------------------------------------------- WHAT BROUGHT YA BACK ? WAS IT THE FUCKIN' IRAQ THING ? MAYBE MAYBE NOT ARE YA RAGIN' CAUSE YA WANNA STOP SHIT ? AVENGE SHIT? ONCE AND FOR ALL FINALLY FUCK FLAT THE REAL FUCKERS ? THE GEEPS THAT DONE PUT YOU UNDER IN THE FIRST PLACE CAUSE WHY? FUCK-HELL CAUSE THEY'RE FIXIN' ON SENDIN' SOME MORE DAMN GOOD MEN DOWN THERE TO JOIN YA ? MAYBE MAYBE NOT ----------------------------------------- LETS CUT TO SCENE THREE WE'RE IN THE COUNTY JAIL SHERRIFF BUSH AND HIS DEPUTIES ARE CROWDIN' AROUND A TV SCREEN THEY'RE REVIEWING A HOME VIDEO BROUGHT IN BY A LOCAL TRAILER PARK DAISY MAE NAMED A-LEEN BY THE WAY A-LEEN IS..... AT ANY RATE SHE'S STILL THERE WITH EM IN THIS SCENE TIGHTLY STACKED THICKLY SABLE HAIRED AND EVER SO BRIEFLY CUT OFF DENOM PANTED WE PICK IT UP AS THE TAPE ROLLS A-LEEN IZ GETTIN' HERSELF CLOSELY TUCKED BENEATH THE COMFORTING ARM OF DEPUTY BOWEL RUM-AGE ------------------------- AND NOW THE PICTURE COMES UP ON THE TV SCREEN AND HERE'S WHAT SHE SHOWS ......... YUP THATS U ALRIGHT JOHNNY YOU AND YER CHIN OUT THERE IN THE MOONLIGHT OUCH U IZ A NASTY LOOKIN THANG WORM EATEN HAIR DANCIN LIKE ANCHORED SEA LIFE SHIT YOU IZ WHAT WE CALL A MESS O' PURE UGLY SHIT CHECK OUT THAT CHEST U GOT A FUCKIN HALF EMPTY RIB RACK LOOKS LIKE SOME ONES INTERUPTED ROAST BEEF DINNER AND AND OOOO WWWW FEATURE THAT MOTION YER MAKIN SOME KINDA ASS MISSIN ACTION SHIT JOHNNY THEY DONE GIVED YA THE FUCKIN GATE OF A POGO STICK JEZZZUS WHAT A BLOW JOB THEY DONE ON U U DONE COME BACK LOOKIN' LIKE A DINOSAUR'S UNFINISHED SNACK ------------------------------- OK BACK TO THE ACTION NOW REMEMBER YER BEING CAMERA SHOT THRU A TRAILER SIDE WINDOW YOU'VE COME CANVASING THE PARK FER VOTES SEEMS NO ONES INCLINED TO ANSWER YER KNOCKS THOUGH FINALY YER RIGHT OUT FRONT A KNOCKIN AT A-LEEN'S OWN TRAILER DOOR HELL LET ME RUN THIS PART FOR YA KIN YA SEE YERSELF OUTSIDE THERE MOVIN KINDA SLOW AND LURCHY LIKE IN AND OUT OF THE PARK LITE SHADOWS SEE WOOOOOPS HERE YA COME WOOOOW NOW YER POUNDING AWAY AT A-LEEN'S LOCKED DOOR FISTS BALLED AND ARMS RISING IN THE AIR MAN ARE U IN SOME KINDA SLOW MOTION TONITE BUDDY BOY BETWEEN BLOWS YER ARMS KEEP RISING UP HIGH VERY DELIBERATE LIKE AGAIN AND AGAIN RAISED UP ALMOST TO THE SKY THEN POOM DOWN THEY COME ON THE DOOR POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM AND YER CALLIN OUT JOHNNY YER CALLIN OUT TO A-LEEN IN A BASSO DRAGGED OUT WURBLED VOICE " SUPPORT ME SUPPORT ME SUPPORT ME " -------------------------- AFTER VIEWING THIS WHOLE " AMAZING EXHIBITION" SHERRIFF BUSH ( ALL SLITTY LIPPED SMIRKS AND TWINKY EYED TWINKLES) TURNS TO HIS MEN AND SEZ WITH A SOFT CHUCKLE " SHIT BOYZ SOMEBODY BETTER GET ON OUT THERE AND LIGHTEN THAT CRAZY ASS FUCKER'S LOAD " AND SURE AS HELL AIN'T IT DEPUTY DICK "CHAIN SAW" CHENEY SPEAKS UP FASTEST (HIS PRISSY HUGE TRAP MOUTH SLIDING OPEN AND SHUT LIKE A CASH DRAWER ) " LEAVE EEEEM TA ME SHUUUURIFFFFF GIST U LEAVE EEEMM TO ME ME " VRRRROOOOM VRRRRROOOOOM VRRRROOOOM -------------------------------------Posted by pinky at September 19, 2004 04:39 AM
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