House of Paine

real men don't sniff our troops

  
next time yer out drivin'

 if you happen to see
  one of those fucking 

"support our  troops"

  rear bumper stickers

maybe 
 on the pick up
stopped right there 
in front of you

  take pinky's word for it 

  thats    a clear   sign  
 yer drivin behind 
a  right wing queer


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 yes  mother jones

 the only guys 
out their driving rigs
with
 that type of shit
    plastered on em
are fruit vendors

and whats more
they're 
out  after 

a long
lingering
  yank
off 
one of 
our brave soldier boyz
     private parts


yep

don't let 
their levi's
and 
 gym built muscles
mislead ya

they're
pie assed
jock strap suckers


the  type
of 
troop supportin
their into 

well madam
thats what 
 got ya
 burnt at the stake
back there
in "real"
 christian times
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nope
beware sisters

those creeps
are out there
 flyin around 
 from interstate bus station 
to interstate bus station

just so they can
maybe luck out
and 
snatch up 
some poor 
first time 
away from home 
innocent 
uniformed
maxi basketed
boot camp primed
keed  
 


indeed
they are strictly
out there

drivin
 this way and that

in their 
designer cute
 mini bed
pick ups
lookin for pick ups 

and
with only one thing 
on their minds....

so watch out for em


their in those
 phoney polished up 
never done a hard days work 
 utility  vehicles
 
covered
 with
all sorts a decoy bull shit

like rarin' to go 
patriotieering 

you know 

like 

the afore mentioned

ass kissing

 support our  troops 

or 

five ways to sunday
configured

horse's ass
  decals
of old  glory

or freedom ringing bells 

or this here lady   liberty
don't spread her thighs
for nobody
or these three colors
 don't even know 
  HOW 
       to run 
 
or
semper fi's
love their 
            FBI's


or 
armor division
god squad crap

like

when jesus's rocks 
                  allah's head rolls

or 
 
st peter's
waitin for ya
hard on
and
 he's  
 a green beret too 
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you know
the gimmick
right?

nuff said 

now 
go on out there

find one of the bastards

and burn 
hiz hiney 

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