House of Paine

from goldwater to reagan in just 16 steps

  

heres the klass assignment for september 



 how did we get from

the laugh riot 
of barry  goldwater  in '64

to the 40 mule team 
success story
of ronald wilson reagan in '80  


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geez how'd that ever  happen?

how'd we get from goldwater to reagan?


  in just 16 years 

 
 first hint :kold war liberal 
                                 imperialist folly 

 the JFK KAMELOT  KHALLENGE

  ' meet   any price  
           climb over  any klown car
         
          fight any fucker under 5 feet tall "

  

second hint :

the great  nixon hisself 


"now lets make thiz perfectly klear"

that political mega- giant 
     the greatest of the greatest 
was
 an "unwilling"
and  uncontrollably 
      "contempt crazed"
    co conspiritor
  in the ron ron's  
class crime of the century

 Dick took the indictment
  like a mensch

but he held his nostrils shut

when 

Ronnie took the bows    
 
third hint:

 don't over state 
the staying power
 of martyrdom

a slaughtered
media  hero 
 or  even  three 

cause  
really

after a few turns 
of cleo's wheel


those tear drops 
are  worth 
 about

" shit  squared " 

"two flea lengths 
       away
from noffin at all " 
  as step' n fetch it
                  would say 

and  while yer at it

don't over count 
 the value of
 
race love
 or
 race hate 
or
 race fear
 or
 race shame 

placing that 
as the central motor 
of social change 
backwards or forwards 

shit 
thats liberal
 push me pull me 

beware the  hypogriff

straight up 
         fantasia time  
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  extra credit

refute this thesis:

the 
preconditon
of 
 the ron revolution
 
was very simple

just do again
 
what was done

at the very dawn 
of the kold war

that iz 
 re-americanize 
         the bribery coast klass
  of white stoopnagles 

that done
and 
properly maintained 

 ron's posse
 could  pull off

            the tower boyz 
                           Great Wage  Swindle 
  without a hitch  

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hint:

 watch out 
  for 
  the fancy jump

( has  a  degree of difficulty 
                              of 7 or 9 )


keep the bribery coast klass 
in your corner 

while cutting their bribes severly 

how''d  ronkins pull that off

  well

        "'they loved me
and more important
they loved this country of ours"'

they had to 

to be willing 
to  take his brand  of smarmy  shit... 

 " no more tribute boyz
    just tons and tons
              of  my personally autographed
      red white and blue  i am a dork decals 
      
 go ahead 
 paste em up 
any where you want

my gosh 
 you can slap em
right over  your assholes 
if thats yer pleasure

and why ?

well fellow clansmen 

cause 

each and 
ever' one 
of u
is just like me

 an officialwhite bread  american

from birth till death 

a child of 
america the pale and  righteous 

the 
rugged trail buster 
among white man nations   

and

u  each and every one of u

got yourself
a god given right

to  choose
 as u see fit

 its 
 part of the package

the america first

citizens opportunity   package 

the one we all get 

just 
for being
 who and what 
 we iz
 
lucky enough
to have been born 
and 
still dwell  

right here in
this greatest country 
in the entire solar system "

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" please please 
sprinkle 
some a dat  
god 's grace  
on me
will ya 
 land a liberty  "
        ( an honorary white guy ) 

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 back to goldy


jesus christ

 that baked over
  deep dish 
          archeological find   
that 
ancient ceremonial  turd

  for president 


in the era of jack kennedy ?


go back

 take a good long look

this guy 
wouldn't meet
with  the beatles

shit he was a beetle

an ancient
first dynasty beetle
 
from ancient egypt

wonder in from 
the land of goshen

 

fuck how about 
 those  glasses

ray fucking charles rims

and hey bar ba re bear 

flight test them

hav a coke lenses
why don't ya


shit

   the  two bit
   psycho prolly saw thru brazziers with them

or at least burnt em off

he and jayne mansfield

now there's 
 a pair of  cowboy hats 

what size do ya figure em for

  fifty  gallon ?

shit  

jaynes way to good for 
that 
deep clay fired freak ball

 "a walkin talkin
brass hat  waste  basket"
   as LBJ  called him
 
no wonder
he got hisself laffed 
straight  back
 to

" the desert  dunghill
from whence he came"

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imagine 
a beetle brained 
 cactus patch 
" moma's little  hanger
 needs a new pair a wings" 
rotary klub  huckster
 like that 

 tryin' to make it  
on a national stage

shit 
he made
old brown shoes
 bob taft look
like 
like 

cary  grant 


i mean  
outside orange county
and the cotton south 
wheres he at ?

god even 
most republican prosat the time knew


any where else
 at all

besides the Babbit CURCUIT

AND 
for sure 
 
a guy like barry

shit he's  lucky 
if he  escapes
without a tomato
 in the eye 

or at least
 
 some jape
comin up behind him
and slamming  
  a  conical hat  
down over his ears 
   

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