House of Paine

sue em for fraud

talk about a klass action suit

 heres the best one

 sue uncle's agents
for
 the lock box
 trust fund swindle

 return  our dough mother fuckers

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 pierce  sovereign immunity 

thats the concept

the statutes of fraud 
              allows it

sue
uncle
cause his agents 
 greenspan and  pat moynihan
and a  league of
other 
 shifty genteel shitz
defrauded on uncles behalf
  nearly 200 million wagelings

defrauded them 
out of 2 trillion hard earned dollars 
over the last 20 years 

they  want it back
and  with interest
plus penalties

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take it from a convicted fraudster

this case is rock solid

this case gets itself way over the bar 

all the requirements are there in triplicate 

  intent to deceive
like no other in recent memory 

lies that were meant to induce
behavior  that led to 
damages 

they  sure as fuck have

and as a practical matter

the motivatio is as plain
and graghic 
as the slobber 
of   greed itself 
 
means of restitution  

shit the money's still sittin' there 
in uncle's trust funds 
ready to be returned 
to their rightful owners 

the ducks are
 in a row folks

 all suited up 
and
 ready to fly

get a jury in place 

and
 we're talking 

maybe a three trillion dollar award

for xmas '05

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