September 02, 2004

wise acre cracks a block


  just read 
a scary  wiseacre comment
on a post 
here at the house

i kan tell 
 he's put it all together

 so i better spill 
the rest of the story  

before he totally scoops me 
=====================


 heres how i guess 
the kold war really 
 went down

you all know phase one 

but any how
once again
for the few clueless ones 

here it is 

from before the beguin
 
the big boyz 
had 
a  plan

plan P

project potlatch 

final form came out
circa 1950

thats when wall street
basically created 
 the now
infamous  arms race 

why?

simple 

to  force  the red bastards
to build weapons 

THEY couldn't possibly use 

  so many in fact 
 the stupid slavic fucks 
  blew 
their whole fucking
workers paradise economy 
to oblivion 
just trying 
to stay
 "kinda  close"
           to uz 

the wise old men 
of wall street 
the guyz 
behind this green light 
had only 
one caveat

 "lets 
not pay for this shit
right now  
lets borrow the dough 
from ourselves
  and  
maybe a few of  our allies"

hence 

when all was said and done 
which wasn't till 1989 

"we" taxpayers
 still had  
the tad to pay for it all

we'd won 
using 
 uncles credit 

no one paid out of pocket 

not a penny
 out of taxes
went to pay for 

uncle sam's

one time only

be there commies 
 or be square 

4 trillion dollar  
atomic  
      pie eating
                 challenge  


this ive told ya and told ya

but here's what
wise acre's
not so cryptic comments add 


he's 
 found out
there was 
a  phase two
  of the story 

he's found out  
  the kold war's
super top secret 
kold war plan
had
 a 1971
second phase 

a second plan 

        plan z

a mid course correction 
so to speak

why?

well cause as i've posted
around that time 
after nixon flanked the fuckers
by hooking up with mao

we could have ended
 the  kold war arms wrestle 
 right then
 and there

the kremlin cried uncle
so loud 
in 1971
wall street 
had all it could do
to keep a straight face  
   

nixon's detente?

shit 
he kicked old 
eye brows
so fucking hard 
in the balls 

and tto think
the poor  old thug
 came to him
 on his  knees
" what are we talking here any way
 a few measly 
tens of billions dick...
please.... ask them to be reasonable here
 
thats all we want

shit we'll steal the rest 
take it out with us

just give as a base
some good faith first tastes
okay okay 
 so 
YOU WANT WE SHOULD 
  cut out  suslov 
fine fine 
 who cares about that
pompous fuck anyway
and that fat fool Podgorny
fine fine who else

 go ahead tell me 
we will do it 

anyone anything 
 we're putting it all 
 on the table 

  just i ask you
tell them please 
please 
start  shipping 
the lettuce soon
or i got to shift gears 

tell them 
tell them
if they want 
 i'll  close this 
smelly  ass 
shit house down  
in six  months 

yes  yes 
you tell those 
wall street bastards 
leo sez
  six months 
  
yes 
for christ sake 
six months 
dick
 siiiiiixx  fucking months ..."

but 
 wall street 
decided

"lets keep this going
iwe got it way   too good 
 to end it all right  here and now  "


nope instead 
they kept 
 the nuke  weapons
 hog fest under full steam
 thru several more 
technical  round 
                   of 
 huge fuckin' weapons system 

and the debt?
 
well it 
just kept piling up  

 the slogan became 
"  bust the fucking russian redbreasts 
               unconditionally
  no other way 
cause the unconditional way 
iz 
 the american way " 

ok 

but thats pretty understandable 

if wally didn't think 
and act like that
all along
there wouldn't
 have been 

a  kold war
big or long enoughj

to be worth chewing over
 in the first place

right?


 here's 
the real new feature

 "some day 
 make the peons pay " 

as a second part 
of kold war  phase two
the wallys 
planned to 
 little by little
over the next 
couple three
decades 
"  french peasant 
   the american  tax code "

that is 
slowly
transform 
the american 
federal  tax system 
 into  
  one  totally revenue based
  on wage  workers incomes  
   i.e. wage and retirement income 

" lets 
forget any pay back 
till we got that set up "

so they just kept
throwing
 the weapons tab 
 forward in time  

waitin on that day
when they had 
  a pure  
workers 
wage  and pension  strip mining op 

 then
when they got that 
dream tax sysyem
in place 

which obviously 
ain't even
happened  yet 

heres 
what I found out 
their planning on doing 

turns out 
theres a codicle 
put together about 1993 
a codicle 
to the post war
keep throwin it forward
 annex part 
of 
 plan z 

once wallyworlds agents 
 have
 a tax free profit zone 
up and running here 
in the land of the brave 
 
(est in 93 to be circa   2012)

they plan to produce

 " a giant  fiscal apocalypse"

 destroy the value of the dollar
in a matter of weeks
 

and while 
this wall stret induced 
global crisis is busy 
shattering 
 the nerves of wally's rivals over seas

quietlythey plan 
to  buy up
 anyand all
of  uncle sam bonds 
still outstanding
 
"at shit man
gotta be  near zero pricing
i mean 
we're plannin to
fucking  weimar washington ..."


and then 
they plan to 
build a new government

" from scratch
and to our own specifications"

a new frame of government
 
  that among other 
nice and decent 
world citizen type  things

   redeems the federal debt
not at the rock bottom catastrophic prices 
wal street bought em at
  but  
   at full pre catastrophe  value
  
  "pre crash par pokes 
                      pre crash par " 

-------------------------------

shit sound too bold ?
too long range ?

well read yer history dopes

bobby morris 
the patriot's
 biggest financial backer
got hamilton to build 
him and his brit friends

a whole new federal system 

and they did it
for just this type of rip a dip  

revolutionary war  debts 

kold war debts

come on whos still awake here?

same story 
izn't it ?
-----------------

take my chit on thiz
its all comin down

maybe a zig here and there when there shoulda been a zag

shit
thats just  part of the adventure 

but time will come

when the tower titans

will destroy our 
present 
wobbly old fucking 
 frame of government  

and then get 
 some team of well paid
ambitious jack asses

hero redeemer types all
to build us a new frame
and as
the  first order of bizness   
  force up a  huge 
budget surplus system 

 to pay back
  " those
courageous  bondholders
 who thru the storm 
  kept the faith 
pay em back 
        and 
     in the real dollars
they deserve" 

 
" we must as men of honor " 

-------------------------

don't think there aren't such 

solid  gold hardon types
ready to do this 

 tell john kerry 

" do thiz pal 
 and 
you'll be  
 saving  america's honor "

" come on john 
help uz 
show the world
we're not 
a dead beat nation"

"show the world
 thru common  sacrifice
      by all of uz together 
     we can  
 run a budget surplus 
      and   hold our heads high
            
  oh     and pay
                      it all back baby 
                          pay it aallll   back"

----------------------------------------
 to the wally wiggles 
who dream like this

salut
may the wagelings 
       fry u in
  smoking  tar 
-------------------------------

next time 
i'm in the mood
maybe we 
should  explore 
how the tower tykes plan 
 to   pour
ever more and more 
of  their golden  kap syrup 
   over 
their  
 over seas 
overholdings 

u know 
what they got 
paper and pistol rights over
  inside various 
   third rate slum cities 
           over there in bongo tongo 

-------------------------------

by the way 
as a ps hook

old man bush

as nixon's 
 first liason 
to red china

worked this
plan z
"kold war: the next generation"
 thing
 all the way  thru to go 
with
 the top chicoms  

yup 

they
that is  every last one of em 
  gave  
their okee dokee 
their red  thumbs up 
to the plan 

yup 
all of em

check it out
 
 deng ?

well of course

but 

shit  

madam mao too

hard to swallow?

come on peach fuzz

its all in the archives 

get with the action here

   do a little research 

====================== 

Posted by pinky at September 2, 2004 08:38 AM

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