House of Paine

let uncle pay your way for once

shit I'm sorely tired
of giving john john solid platinum advice

and  not even getting
plug  nickles back from his staffers 

but.........


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  ok real quick

 promise to give 
the hard working people of america

 a 2 year

 SSI

  household fiscal  emergency
          
    full    holiday rebate 

 promise the electorate

 if u john the boat man
win

you'll force 
 uncle 
 to send every wage earning american homestead 
 a special delivery  check 

all  
the  personal 

out of take home pay
 
 ssi 
tax payments

every american jobster 
  has paid 
 over the last
                    2 years
 will be rebated

  thats right 

dollar for dollar

and whats more
uncle 
keeps the record books
 at the very same paid in amount
that they were showin'
 before the rebate was sent to you

your pay in 
wil remain exactly
where it was
  as if you'd never received any check at all

hows that sound

like a keg  of iced beer in death valley?


yup

elect me the john man

and 
that big fat rebate check 
 will be 
my first and my top priority 

i'll get 
uncle to  
pick up the tab

for your last 2 years
worth 
 of contributions 
          to
 the retirement system


and mail you
back

 all your 
hard earned dollars  

all the dollars baby

al of em
and 
priority postage paid 
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  shit how many 
           of these 
       full boat   hands
  do i got to deal 
ya johnny?
    

   you  gonna fold this one too
                                     lieutenant sir ?

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