House of Paine

cheney headed for the land fill ?

  seems sure 
 DICK will be up agin it 
if
 he 
and
 georgette
lose this november

cause 
some where back up stream
 this former  energy bag man
 changed his industrial use

where once he was 
a public  laundrey bag

  seems  while CEO of halliburton 
 he turned into  a private  trash bag

=========================




 
 back in the wild end of the 90's

" drop it on  dick "

 was the  refrain
in the energy biz  

if you had a dog to unload
 you unloaded it on dick

" shit old dick ain't slick
but he's got a wide ass hole "

and 

sportz fans 

some of that festerin'  stuff 
the Houston tower boyz
stuffed up dick's ass
while he was piloting Halliburton

may at long last
 take him 
where he don't wanna go

but 
where  trash bags belong 

 
a fucking  land fill
---------------------------------------------------


 yes 

"The Count" 's

 1995 to 2000

tenure
 as 
commander in chief
of Halliburton
left behind 
 some dangling 
financial questions 


questions 
of the magnitude ......

lets put it this way
  
if there  comes to be 
 a  Kerry landslide

and 
Dicky  ain't 
 tighter with the right chums
then i think he iz.....
  
well 
 
he may end up 
 hung by the  pecker 
til it snaps 


-----------------------------------------
yes indeedy
wouldn't that be sweet

  we fucking 
get him out of office
and 
 justice will be served
double hard and double quick



of course 
 the stuffs old hat

heres a clip from 2002  

the Washington Post 


"The developments at Halliburton 
since Cheney's departure
 leave two possibilities:

 Either the vice president 
did not know 
of the magnitude of problems
 at the oilfield services company
 he ran for five years
 or
 he sold his shares 
in August 2000
 knowing the company
 was likely headed for a fall."

by the way he made 
only 35 million
 on that stock sale

 the fuckin piker

not even a texas unit

-------------------------------------------------------------



so whats the diff ?

why now
years after
 enron and global crossing and world com and and

why finally now  will the bite come to dick ?

you got it

 lose in november
and the gay skunk
sheds the  cloak of invulnerability

he becomes a spiro agnew 

in fact out of spite
my guess

his"former"
 tower sponsors 
will 

" fucking see  to it "

he's
" burned to a cinder"

be4 they  ship him 
to the joint 


---------------------------------
lets hope so


fuck maybe 
 the count's famous
phone call 
from 
ms martha 
 that ended

"fuck you cunt "

will have a sequel

"  its dick hun
  here i come "

" great dick 
oh uh 
don't worry 

i'll keep bubba
            hot for ya '"



------------------------------------------


p.s.

  here's a good piece on dick's shitz

" Let's start with a bit of old news.
 A couple of weeks ago 
Halliburton agreed to pay
 a $7.5 million fine
 to settle a U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission
 probe related to a 1998 change 
in the way Halliburton accounted for construction revenue.

The commission says 
the undisclosed accounting change 
caused Halliburton's public statements 
regarding its income in 1998 and 1999 
to be materially misleading, 
boosting Halliburton's profits on paper by $120 million.

"In the absence of any disclosure,
 the investing public was deprived 
of a full opportunity to assess Halliburton's
 reported income - 
more particularly, the precise nature
 of that income, and its comparability 
to Halliburton's income in prior periods,
" according to the commission.

 All five of the SEC commissioners 
were appointed by President Bush. 

Dozens of the administration's crimes
 have gone unpunished in the past three years.
 But dig a little more and you'll see just how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Cheney has said publicly 
that he was unaware of Halliburton's accounting machinations 
while he was CEO of the company.

 His Sgt. Schultz defense

 has been used before 
by the likes of Gary Winnick of Global Crossing,
 Dennis Kozlowski of Tyco, 
John Regas of Adelphia 
and 
Ken Lay of Enron, 
all of whom have been prosecuted 
by the Justice Department for cooking the books
 at their respective companies.

A story in the July 22, 2002 
issue of Newsweek sets the record straight 
and proves that Cheney knew full well 
that Halliburton was engaging in accounting trickery
 to boost its stock 
and standing on Wall Street
 and he should be held accountable
 just like those other corporate evildoers.

In an interview with two of Newsweek's reporters,
 Halliburton CEO David Lesar
 defended his company's bookkeeping 
and said that former CEO Dick Cheney
 was aware of the firm's accounting methods.

 Lesar says "Cheney knew that the firm 
was counting projected cost-overrun
 payments as revenues, 

"The vice president was aware 
of who owed us money, 
and he helped us collect it," Lesar told Newsweek.

Wendy Hall, a spokeswoman for Halliburton,
 said at the time that 
"the vice president was aware 
we accrued revenue on unapproved claims 
in accordance with generally accepted accounting principles."

By the way, 
those "generally accepted accounting principles" i
s what Enron used to cook its books 
and is why the company's top two leaders
 have been charged 
with a whole of range of crimes by the Justice Department.

Just as disturbing 
is the fact that Cheney 
had now defunct auditor, 
Arthur Anderson, which unraveled in 2002
 after the company was found guilty
 of obstruction of justice 
for destroying documents 
related to its role in the Enron debacle,
 approve Halliburton's accounting methods.
 Cheney was so grateful to Anderson 
that he agreed to appear in a promotional video
 for Anderson 
and spoke glowingly about the company
 for going above and beyond routine audits for Halliburton.

"One of the things 
I like that they do for us
 is that, in effect, I get good advice, 
if you will, from their people
 based upon how we're doing business 
and how we're operating,
 over and above the, just sort of the normal 
by-the-books audit arrangement," 
said Cheney in the 1996 tape.

In a separate but equally corrupt act 
of corporate malfeasance, 
a French judge is pouring over evidence
 to determine whether Cheney 
may have been responsible 
under French law for at least one 
of four bribery payments exchanged 
between a Halliburton subsidiary 
and Nigerian officials to obtain contracts
 for liquefied natural projects.
 Under French law,
 "the head of a company can be charged with
 'misuse of corporate assets
' for bribes paid by any employee 
- even if the executive didn't know about the improper payments."

 The U.S. Justice Department 
is also investigating the issue.

As if that weren't enough
 to toss the vice president 
and his boss out of office,
 the Justice Department is also investigating
 whether Halliburton violated sanctions
 that prohibit U.S. corporations and businesses 
from engaging in commercial, financial, 
or trade transactions 
with Iran 
while Cheney headed the company.
 For the record, 
Cheney personally lobbied Congress
 in 1996 to lift those sanctions 
and when Congress denied the request 
Halliburton opened a Cayman Island subsidiary
 so it could do business 
in Iran by skirting U.S. law.

In July 2004,
 a federal grand jury i
ssued a subpoena to Halliburton 
seeking information 
about its work in Iran. 
Government officials 
told the Washington Post 
such cases are referred to Justice 
only when there is evidence 
"intentional or willful" violations have occurred.
-------------------------------------------------------

 Count no account