House of Paine

oil oil everywhere but not a drop to...

 
 kerry needs to weigh in on oil

  here's a program 

 that cuts ten ways to sunday 



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for security and price stability


world wide

 john tree trunk 
otta
say

 if the price of crude is above
$ 25  a barrel 
when i enter office
i'll knock it down 
and i'll set up a system to keep it down

without adding   one new oil well

  i'll 
   declare an oil draught emergency


short run 

by executive order

i'll knock the price down


yes voters 

i'll do 
what ever it takes

open the national  oil reserve
to a full sell off 

  seize the refineries

if necessary 
instiitute 

 corporate energy rationing 

anything to give the american people relief


long run

to make sure america 
is never again
 screwed by
these oil  pirates

 i'll
 invest uncles
 borrowed billions 
 in a vastly increased 

oil storage system

make us impervious 
to foreign 
 energy black mail 

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 see johnny 
ya 
sell it 
as security
and patriotism


butfuck
you gotta
use it 
most of all 
to bash 
the shit out of 
the domestic 
corporate petroleum cartel 

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make things
likewhats goin' on  now
impossible
40% price surges
 in less then a year 

not one day  more
should  these fucking 
 cartellafellers 
get away 
with  
fucking 
  imposing 
 rip off
higher  prices

what fucking balls in an election year


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by the way
 store 
only 
 unrefined crude 
and
 make it all 
domestic  

pump it

from anywhere 
and every where

long as its inside
 the U S of A 


how much ?


 lets 
 say 
 a HALF years supply
just to be wild about it 

whats that?

oh
4  billion barrels 

cost ?

you figure it 
at $45 per

$180  billion 
plus of course billions more
for 
transport and  storage 
                       facilities 

TOO MUCH 
OIL POOL ?

 THINK ABOUT IT 

I mean 
 next to 
say 
just  
one years worth
 of  el  busho
style 
 federal deficiting  



but  then baby 
 
 figure the long run 
 squelch effect  

all the profiteer 
rip off billions
 prevented

the ghouls over at
the  big one have....

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heres a primer 

to get you started
savoring

uncle's 
oil   price 
emergency  flood response

by 
my guess

   (loosely  based  on big one sims)

 uncle could knock
 the shit out of the fuckers 

take todays 

 $ 45 per

uncle's intervention effect 


even just 
a 40 days 40 nites
noah blast 
could
cut the mother 
down to  $15-20 per 

annualized
 world wide 
oil consumers savings

80x365x$25= $730 billion 

do it uncle do it


and after  the price  crash


uncle can   buy back
his  oil at  half price 

and take 
 the diff between
his high  sell and  low buy  
 to pay down
 the national   debt


aaahhhh  

the Yankee  Oil Freedom  Reserves
           

 what a concept !

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if he wanted to

uncle could 

flood the market 
just to be an anti arab prick

but 
to be predictable

he'd best  set a ceiling 

anytime 
 prices got above
 the ceiling
uncle would drive it back down
  by openning the taps 

  specs try their shit
and 
flood it again and again and again

knock their fucking  balls off
 every time they try
 an  up side  move 

  we can  
leave it to 
the producers themselves 
 to find any downside  floor 

by the way
speaking of floors

the optimo deal for the producers
 is to have a floor price
so low 
 that it  prevents 
serious irreversible
investments
in alternative
energy source developments

 yes alternatives 
competitive pricing 
 is  not geared to 
 what the market oil price range 
 is today
but
 the rock bottom cost price 
that keeps 
the pumps running 
at 
roughly
todays rate of production

ie
the price point
where pure rents vanish
 at the costliest well heads 

  
  again at big one

the sims indicate 
thats about $15  a barrel

only 
after a sustained period 
below that 
would out put  drop
seriously 

ie 
any alternative has to be able
 to survive 
at that rock bottom oil  price 

few can 

obviously

unless their radioactive  


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  now of course thiz is non sense

no uncle team
would ever act properly

certainly never 
 in the public interest

look at 
what 
uncle doesn't 
  do already

WITH 
HUGE STOCKS ON HAND

AT THE FED

 shit sister 
 t bond rates

thru the FOMC
could be played 
like a dixie fiddle

so could 
corn soy beans  
 wheat butter and milk 
thru 
 the AG DEPARTMENT 


(but at least there 
 one has 
a million or so 
screamin' 
family farmers  
to hide behind) 

whereas 
oil wise 
the screamers 
would be
  prime fuckables

 a fuckin' pack 
of 
 Arbusto  george jr  types
in the cow hats 
and
of course 
the inevitable 
chorus line 
   of 
 ass dicked 
 tea towel topped
 camel clutchers 

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    BY THE WAY 

KERRY ME BOY

 IF YA 
    JUST ANNOUNCIE
AN INTENT 
YOU 
COULD PROLLY 
TOUCH OFF 
A HUGE FIRE STORM 
AND 
DRIVE THE PRICE DOWN

AS THE SPECS
 START UNLOADING 
THEIR OWN INVENTORIES


COME ON JOHNNY 

STRIKE 
A JACKSON LIKE POSE HERE

STAND TALL 
AGIN 
THE" INTERESTS "

THE  ENEMIES 
OF THE GREAT AMERICAN  PUBLIC 
     
  BOTH 
FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC


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PS THIS IS BASED ON A BIG ONE OIL MARKET MODEL
I'LL WRITE ABOUT SOON

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