House of Paine

hell bent for election

  this is to announce 
   a new blog link
soon to go up 
   here at "The House "

  only the third by the way


 " MY TAKE "
 by 
         HERB SORRELL  III
 
       

 self billed  

AS  

THE   GREAT   WHITE 
      OF RESEDA 

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 so whats to be said about this guy?

well not a whole fuck of a lot
more then his famous name
and  
the shark totem  bit 
should  imply
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any how

here's what he himself 
had to say 
 in a  rare reflective moment 
a couple days ago
on the phone 

' how about sayin'
          I'M  
            just your average 
                    thwarted  working klass hero 
             and 
                    a filthy  flannel mouthed  Red "

  he openly  admits
     he'd gladly 
      
      " settle   for a safe  spot
         somewhere  
      as a union  goon  "

  perhaps so


but i trust 
  more to the point 

Herb's  

 the  director for life
       of
              the

 "locally infamous
           globally anonymous "
           
 Herb Sorrell Institute 
   
which he 

" and a few  wannna be  pie cards "

  created 12 years ago 

  to continue

" the struggle 
              that was 
                    the soul's passion of 
                                       my fallen grand dad "
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herb's blog 

is a brand  new venture 

first topic :

 THE NATIONAL UNION ELECTION DAY MOVEMENT 
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" i 'M STARTING HERE 
 from scratch
I mean whats a fuckin blog anyway ?"

"   the bulk of the  staff 
            think its
             fruitless egomania on my part 
    and 
to be honest 
     in sober moments
  I know they're absolutely correct 

 its a clear  case of what
             ailed john wilkes booth

           "  death to the tyrant  "


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  well anyway

here's to herb

"salut and success comrade "

any more then that...

well  
 we'll just have to

  see what we  see 

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 heres a nice side bar :


five  years ago or there abouts

the staff at the institute 
deposed herb
 temporarily 
  

 for

 " repeated 'un kempt'
                 e mailings 
                      to major national  union officials "
                  
according to bubba-steve Ionescu  

 who claims to be  

" press secretary"  of the institute 

"it was more of a partial suspension really

we all locked him
out of the PC  room for a few months ...

I mean come on

DEPOSE HIM ?

christ 
this is herbs gig 

but jesus
did 
the guy fucking 
 needed a time out


you know

to   regather  his temper

 shit
we all love 
herb's   blow torch prose

i mean theres little like it
  when the gas is turned up
and there's serious cuttin to do 

  but 
   fuck sometimes when  he  lights 'er up 
             
                             you gotta     watch out

 
  we need  a few survivors
left functionin' 
on the other side 
 
  or fuck man

it just  ain't communication"
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according to his close friend meatso meo 


" the fucking maniac 
     was  destroying  
  his own   institute 's credibility
      and  he barely
              gave a fuck  "



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