House of Paine

ivy pricks now gone demo-skeptic

    
    damned if 

the  MONGOLIAN 
RADIO-RIGHT'S
 liberal elitest shit rap
    ain't on the mark
    

  what's wrong with me
EQUATING ELITE only with
 wall street's tower titans

shit compared to all our Homer- plebs
  even   our   cone heads
    look like an  elite 
  

and yes
once you see
the  elite thing
the rest is self evidently true

  yes coneheaders  really 
    DO    
   DESPISE
  regular 
   every day
   walkin around
   american shlub-urbanites
           like you and me 

======================================
  


   
  the point dexter PHDs
 really
    are 
    efete  elite
   know it all 
    sniveling  snobs

     just 
   take a look araund 
    on
   any major university  kampus 
   today
   and
    i'd bet you'd find
   tons of double domers  
    chattin' up 
    their  newest neatest most tasteful
   knightly  mission
   to the masses

    somethin that
   adds up to 

   "unpower to the people"

--------------------------------------------------------

     last nite on the radio

    I 'm listenin'
   to 
   a guy
   famous
back in the high sixties
   for his 
   population 
   explosion
   B.S.

    back in my
    mao wow 
     dayz
    we used to kall him
      an ass hole 
        in search of a tamp

it would seem 
in the intervening years 
not much has changed
  at least inside  his  head  
  
his names still      
 ehrlich 

he's still
 fluently   smarmy 
and apparently 
still personally 
unpained by his dark prophecy 

then again
he strikes me as the sort
how remains wonderfully free
 from  the barnicles of  self-doubt 
   many of us have
          accumulated over the years
 on our mind's  underside
  
  ---------------------------------------------------------

   so anyway
   last nite 
   he was on 
   where else

    NPR

   ( SHIT I GOTTA
   CUT THAT OUT 
   ITS REALLY
    CRAMPIN MY STYLE)


    old ehrlich 
   long of 
   the leland standford university 
   and 
   a man of great
   attainments

   not just
    in his own fields
   of people countin'
    and
    dumbo scarin
   but in
    the study of   
   pandemical threats 
   and 
    global climatical changes
    and
    species type de- diversifying 
   and 
   a-bombs a go-go 
   and
        and 
               and 
                        etc etc etc

   well 
   he got into
    his "  thing"
   as we used to say 
   right off
    the bat
    
    and treated uz all 
   to  
   the usual 
    half baked
    scary story ramble
   tie- raid

   ranging from 
   one end of oversville
    to the other

    junction by junction 

   same jabber
   same jibber
   you've all  heard
   it before
   and 
   fer
   a zillion lite years 

   well

   while i was
    listening  
   to him 
   and
    to his robustly 
   yammered out fears

    it suddenly 
   struck me


   most of all

   far more
    then anything else

   this here
    good do bee 
   doctor 
    fears  

    our  very own 
    great
   " unscienced 
                  unarted"
    plebitude
   ---------------------

   ehrlichs prophecy :

   the plebs will be
    the real  authors
    of our collective

     D O O M 

   ==========

   it was obvious 

    
    all his
   little green chickenhooding
    around 
   about  
    dangers
    ultimately 
   boiled down to 

     a horde of 
    moron-made 
           death
      spells spills
   and spouts 
            
   and there 
    at the gate 
   in a postion 
   to say yes/ no
   about all this
    
   was nothin better
     then 
   an american publix
   made of pure  mutton
   ============
    all his
    self assured
   theatrics
   all his gasolalia 

   added up to
   that 
    one point
    
   you and me 

   the people 
   the unschooled
   types

   god bless us

   butfuck 
   we're 
    the core problem

    and
    further more 

   our ignorant
   purblind
    selfish  choices
   will be
    not just ours
   but 
    everyones 
     endgame folly

   that is
    unless 
   some brainy  posse
    comes along
   with enough balls
   and takes
    all our
    willy nilly
    witless wishes 
     and hangs em
   from 
   a sour apple tree
   ===========

    unless 
     we bow before 
   the  sober
    dictates of science 
       
   for once
   and 
   ever after

   we all ain't gonna make
   it to the next century 

   =======================

    so i'm civilly 
   listening along 

    till his rap
    gets
   me to thinkin'

   " shit  i bet
    it ain't just   
    old 
   "people  bomber"
   ehrlich
   here 
    who 
    feels like this 
    no sir  
    i bet  
   most
      best
   and brightest
     boomer/gloomer 
    academicals
    are startin 
   to  figure
    it
   all out 
   just exactly 
   the same way "

   ============

   " if we  
   keep on lettin' 
    the preferences
   of
    our glorious
   " plebocracy"
   prevail in america

    one day real soon
   this here
    green planet
   of ours 
   will go
    from 
   its present stage 
   of temporary 
   brown outs
    to  
   one big
    final
    last caaaaalllllllllllllll 
   black out 

   ==========================

   the up shot?

   i predict
    our brainial  finest 
    iz turnin agin
    democracy 


   ===================
    see why?

     put yerself in their shoes 

    ok its today 

   not 68

   and 
    you 
   have thinking type values
   still 
   like you had back then
    but 
   wiff experience
   behind it  now

   35 years of experience  

   and 
    since
   yer  green
   and 
    humane
   and  
   civilly just
   and 
   racially and genderly 
    even handed
   and 
   altruistically  global 
   etc etc etc 
   you want goodness 
   to flower 

   don't you ?

   but instead
    the globe's
   a fuckin pandemonium

    so whats to do ?

   i mean 

   given the fact-fuck

   that
    this country's
    dumb bell majority 

   seems 
   to prefer
    monsters
    and
     tricksters
   and
    scoundrels  
    
   shit they prefer 
   gettin played on 
   like a  fiddle 

   pandered to 

   fed guff
   and
    foul lies
   by
    thieves  
    covering their
   tracks

   the dimbles
   are shot full of

   untutored rage
    
    insatiable appetites

   willful ignirance

   brutish fears

   unquenchable  superstitions 

   they're 

    irresponsible 

   self indulgent

   fatuous

   toy brained

   debt prone

   booze friendly 

   gull simple 

   etc etc etc etc 


    (geeez 
   where for
    art thou
   aunt polly 
   to shape em 
   up some )  
   ---------------------


   i mean really
   gang

   can ya  hear their
   pinny  sniffs......

     "these are not 
   Rouseau's citizens
   they're they're 
   CARNY MENS'
   RUBES....
    dupes 

   dupes
   waiting 
   for  every
    two ply  
   con man 
   promising 
   miracle
   " results"
   from 
    the same old 
    bottle of   dope "


   "you name it
    they vote for it 
   or eat it
   or shit it "

   "  killing " aaaarabs"

    scarfing up mall crap
   on credit

      buyin huge 
    4-wheel drive 
   smokers

      scalding queers 

    green lighting
      black cellmatin'

     standin 
   for 
    trickle down
    jobbertunity
   and 
   corporate tax 
     grifts

    steam rolling 
   the state
     on  
    the hope against hope 
    of a win win
   where  
    less really  is more 
   just name it
   they'll okay it "


   " hoakery
    rampant 
   on a field of 
   mental blubber "

    "let the future
    pay fer it " 

   on and on and on 
   it flies 

   and 
   the gophers 
   go for it 
   every time "
    
    (nasty bizness eh )

   ------------------------

   makes a person of principle
   wanta act 

   to change the settings
   on the big gizzzmo 

   and yet
   heres where 
   the rubber
    meets the road

   cause 
   there  
   they all are

   they
the fucking  oafs
   the same dumbos
 you plan to selflessly  help
   right along with
   the whole fucking planet 

   there they are 


   in their moronic millions 

   the ass hole majority 

   standing four square 
   in the middle

    an unmoveable
   unshakable  block 
   of electoral hickory

    right there 
    in the main way 

    between 
    Unser Amerika

   and

   any conceivable 
     social progress ?

and all they can say iz 
   

  " nope nope nope "


  ladies and gentlemen 

    we are living 
   in a political cartoon


   ---------------------------------------
   so hence 
   the  kill the pleb fad 
   among
   the  ivy steeples
    


    " lets 
    return 
   to 
   the 'old republic' "

   "and 
   its genteel  ways"

   ' oh how we 
   pine for 
   times 
    where 
     uz
   brightest and bestest
   got to  
   govern
    the restest  "


   yup

   i predict 
   soon 

   they'll be talkin up
   a return
   to  
     indirect government

yes 
              indirect 
   ( as  fuckin possible)
   popular
    representation 

   yes 
    a return
   to 
   the  lost 
    wisedom
   of our founders 

   i can  see em now
they're all 
     praying
   in the Quad 
   at midnight 
  prayin' 
    for an end
    to  
   dry gulching
        flim flams 
      an   end 
    to our hideous  crassocracy

   ================
   and mayhaps

   they'll get their wish

   and 
    it will all end 
   and 
   end soon 

   possibly  by  
   a  blisteringly painful
      short curcuit 

      once and for all
   -----------------------------
   then again its not unlikely 

    bush
   has
    over hog fed

   eaten 
   such a huge 
   hole
   in the national fabric
    he and his gang 
   will fall thru
   it all the way 
    to polukaville 
     
   and 
   so we
   would  have an end
   to it

   to  
   the political cancer
    of 
   all this.......


   but but but
   if the real problem
   is systemic

   we need more
   we need  
        an end to  
    direct as possible
     mass participation
     governance 

   we need 
   a retreat 
   of the people

   to redress
    the social
    and natural  ills
   their club headed
   idiocy
   has forced on us all

   they 
    pushed back 
   the state
so far they staved it in
 

   now we
  ned to take over 
whats left of the state 
   to  push
    them back

back inside their air kooled hovels 

    end   all
   this
   state   wrecking

   and

   tax flattening 

   and

   greed gorging 
asphalting 
   and 
   greenfield browning


   ===========
   rallying cry :

     " this
    never ceasing 
     yahooo
    ballot bombardment

   this willful defiance
   of 
   rational scientific  governance 

   must cease ! "

   invocation
    of the diety : 

   " oh minerva 
   on high

   give uz
   an end to 
   the little  people's will

   an end to 
   this abysmal  
   "zieg heeling " imbecility 

an end to 
   this ceaseless
      electoral  
   circus minimus "

   ====================
   ===================
 what profile has this all got ?

    heres my guess 

    
    

here's my 
   " real fine" 
   guideline
    for an  egg header's 
   wet dream


   any  prescripted set up 
   where  
    they get to play
   kung fu tse  
  

yes you got it

    meet mister mandarin 

   i.e.

   some how
    yes
   some how
   they will  find a way 
   to sneak past
    the wedge headed fuckers
   in the pollin'  booths

   and 
   sieze real  power

   real 
   behind
    the curtain power

   take it back
   from the tower boyz

   take it back

   take it all back

   hurl out 
   35 years worth
   of hideous 
     four eyed 
   zitz fer brains
   war 
   profits 
   and revenge 
      gremlins

    yes 
   get the levers
    of power back 
   from
   the bug burners 

   and 

   then 
   jigger jagger
    the shit
   outta 

   " gist about 
   everything " 

   so the tower fucks
    can't 
   get voted back in 

   spike the will
   of the regular fools 
   the moron majority 
    and 
   get
   this great country 
   back on track

   restore 
   this land
   to its  
   decency

   to its 
   fruited plains 

   its
   sweet waters 
   and  
   green rollin swards 

   take uz back
    to 
   what 
    we once  had 


     restore
   faith in a  better
   world 
   thru gov action

   restore
   the confidence
   that allows
   public servents
   the   
   'arms length
   and the elbow room"
   only
   a sincere 
   popular 
   deference brings  

   shit 
   the morons
   used to have it

   they used to give  it
    
   that slight
    curtsy to betters

     boobs used to
    readily give
   that up

   before
    the thirties
    wrecked it all 

   that 
   little
   social  curtsy

   the one that 
   always 
    kept
   an insiders
    high know how 
   between
   public policy
    and  
    the  craven  crude 
   and often cruel
    mule minded  majority 

   --------------------------
    just  to dick ya
   a mo 
    
   heres some
    pinky
   proposed
    ivy gods
     agitprop
   fer wagelings 
    

   as they're
   swiping back
   the consent 
   of the governed 


   they could try
   making
   these  
     cases
    in point
   that relate 
   to   wagerys
    directly

   cause
   among other things 
    it proves 
   they got 
   klass eyes too

   klass eyes
   fer the little guyz

   here it is :

   "  take a look at
    the doins of the guys 
    us  pin fingers 
     hate most 

   take a look at 
     the magic  
    mirror reversal
   where the alien
   comes off as just yer pal 

   when in fact 
   their your 
   bitter opposites
    and rivals

   you know  

   take a look 
   at  the real 
   social  enemy
   of  all of uz

   especially 
   you 
   job hobbled 


   take a look at 
   the kapitaliens 

    now
   notice what 
   those wereweavils 
   have done
    to you
   simple   worklers 
   recently
   by
   means of yer own
    democracy
   no less

   check it out 

   see their handy work 


   while you 
   toiled and troubled 
    for their profits 
    
   these greedy 
   tower dragons
    
   these
    materialistic bastards

   have managed
   to pull off 
   one
    hu-mungo
   blow out
    victory
   in their  
   thirty year 
    war 
   agin your wage rates

   right 

   you know the numbers

   well 
   guess what pards

   its thanx
   largely
   to 
   yer sacred system
   of
   one man one vote
   goverance 

    thats right 

   ultimately
   it weren't  
    even  the 
   sweat skanks
   in the media's fault

   sure they bluffed ya some 
   and mislead ya

    no
   that weren't enough

   cause 
   guess what ?

   the skanks
    never fooled uz

   they just fooled you 

   and you done 
   yerselves in 

   thru 
     yer very own
      befouled and befuddled
   system
   of dumbocratic rule

     that's
   what
    done the dirty deed

   that's
    whats really
    at  fault


   you dumb asses

   you  
   too often white 
    wagerinnio majoritarians

   you 

   you 
    fucked
   yer selves

   you
   "voted all
   that shit thru"  

   you picked
     out 
   yer  own
    ass fuckin  
    ram rods 

   it was you
    yerselves 

   you 

    that gave
   yer own
   sacred ass holes
   the deep probes

   you 

   soverign people
   you

   you
    gave
   the tower battalions 
   the  ever so 
   beee-nighted
   thumbs up 

   and so
   when it all
   funnelled down......  

   " welcome to 
    yer own massacre
       dill weeds "
    
   " welcome 
    to yer own
    wipe out "

    and you gave it all
   the 
   thumbs fuckin up 

   yep 
   you did

   all along
    the   trail 
      
    all the way 
   from
   the  new deal 

     to
    no deal  

   listen to uz
   next time
   stop trusting yerselves 
   you fuck brains 

   and let uz tell ya
   whats best for ya  "

   =====================

   what do ya think ?

    at any rate 

   one question 
   oughta pop up here

   "
    say their wet dream
    comes true 
    pinky 
    what
   do 
   these
    heart strong
   best intended
   mind cleared
   super humanists
    plan to do
   to and
    fer uz?"


   shit only
    knows

     
   fer now 

    the whole hustle 
   is bein' kept
    " beastly furtive"
    
   then again
    
   if 
   bush gets  reelected

   if
   you gazabos
   out there 
    give
   him a fresh 4

   well well well well well 

   you can just
    bet yer life 
    
   the antipleb 
   fever 'll  
     cook up so far
   on kampus

   they'll start
   fartin out the  beans 


   i  kan see it now 

   "has democracy 
   failed the people?" 


   you know 
   the usual 
   pre answered 
   liberal querry 


   but
   whatever happens

   one thing's
    fer sure

   if the chance 
   comes their way 

   they won't
   if they kin 
   possibly
   help it 
    trust uz 
   "regular folks "
   enough
    to let uz 

    vote on it 



   ==============
   " liberals is like 
   greeks baring gifts "

               rush agnew 

   =======================

     stop reading here 
    unless yer an idiot yerself
   =======================



    sweep of history :


   FDR's
    era
   created
    a new paradigm
    of reformation
    in this country


    in mid stream
   his new deal
   changed its 
    own laws of motion 
   suddenly 
   it beautifully  
   transitioned
   ( or got transitioned )
   from elite
   to mass action


   to begin with 
   the story largely 
   looked like 
    the NRA

    a big picture
   corporatist solution

   implemented
   by  standard op
    elite proceedures

   top down
   lots a regs and nosey 
   know it all
   wet behind the ears  lawyers

   the whole show
   strictly federally  driven
    
   social engineering

    result after three years ?

    on the whole 

    a fiasco 

   saved from disgrace
   by a high court execution

   but then
    wham
    not even missing a beat 
    some thing 
   an aweful lot like
    a bottom rising 
   "can't hold em back any longer "
    " better let em come  "
     continental klass lift
   started surging up
   from nearly everywhere
    
    often
   calling itself
   the CIO

   --------------------

    at any rate 

    for  years after
   or there abouts 

    if 
   a progressive 
   "it'"
   was actually 
   to get done
   around here

   no matter
   what that progressive " it "
   was

   well then
   lower order 
   mass mobilization
   was the way
   " it"
   mostly  got done 

   but now 

   today
   after 
    at the very least 
   35 years
    of  on agin
   off agin 
   reactionary
   plasterings

   the sea has 
   changed 

   at least
   it has 
    among our 
   ivy elites anyway

   they've swum
   back up stream 
    somewhere

   toward the mythic 
   head waters of the republic 


    i figure
   they're
   planning to 
   drown
    themselves 
   in dreams of  a holy liberty 

   so to speak 


   ====================
   what irony 
    
   my very own

   "never trust 
   a soul over thirty"

   upper burgerside
    generation 

    has done
    growed up 
   to be 
   throw backs


    our toppest
   woodees 

   the best of em

   the ones 
   with a  full time
   do good hard on 

    now that  they
   finally
    got real  access 
   to 
    the  control panel

   shit
    they 
   wanna
    go backwards

   back  
   to a time 
   when  
    an inner sanctum
     of perfectos 
     judged whats best
    fer all  the rest of uz

   a time 
   where
    the great
    mediocracy
    let
   their betters
   do the "byin'"
   and " forin'" part

   while they 
   stuck dutifully
   to the "ofin' " part

   like so many 
    rubber stamps


   ===============

   now
   to be perfectly fair here

    one should never
     confuse 

   the above
    noble calling to service

   with that other 
   darker
    american tradition

   the one 
   so well captured 
   by
   nixons lemma

   " just fool enough
    of the people
   enough of the time 
   and the rest is gravy" 

   its obvious
   after all

   its the unbelievable
   success of fittle fattlers
   like the dicky bird 
    thats the whole reason
    they turn their noses up
   at  ballot boxes
    in the first place

    right ?

   -------------------------------

   in thinking thru this 


   I'd say 
   you'd
   prolly
    have
    to go back
    to the time 
               of
    the new model army
    and 
   oliver cromwell

   if ya wanted 
   to find
   a period

   when 
   the higher up 
    forces of 
   social progress

    manifested
   so much
   distrust
   of 
   the nation's

   "broad and  lower souls "


   =====================

    jefferson's
   trust the people ?

   fuck that !

   things seem 
   far too  
   twisted already
    fer that shit


   i bet 
   to  most of these 

   "  our grapes
   are  from 
   a better vineyard "
    ivy burgers 

   fuck it


   the inevitable results 
   if we keep faith 
   with 
    Jeff's
     people

   their choices are  
     pure 
   garbage 
    
     

   " a manure pile
   picked 
   from a manure pile "

   as the great milton 
   called 

   "the english commons" 

    shortly
   after it restored
    the kingship  

    now 
    i love 
   johhny
   but  ................. 

   =======================
    shit 
   why'd i write this

   let alone post it ?

   ------------------------
   fortunately
   for uz 

   forward motion 
   in the klass
    struggle 

   don't fuckin
    need burger good guys
    anymore

   the pin fingers
   can sit 
   the rest 
   of the game
    out

    if thats their  wish

   for all
    they really matter
   they can turn fascist

   thats what the 30's proved 

   both ways 

   regardless

   when 
   the great
   world wide   wagery

    finally gets it goin
   agin

   (and my hump
   sez
   that'll be
    sooner then 
   never
   and 
   maybe 
   even by 
   a long shot sooner  )

   then 
   these
   burger-bright
    tailenders

   better hang on
   careful

   if they
    plan on 
   keepin 
   their grip

   shit even if 
   they hope to stay 
   within shoutin distance 
   of the real action

   but till then

   heres to you 
   you 
   silver foxes
    of academe 

   and by the way 
   why don't 
   you soulful
    decent 
   burgerees .....


    eeeehhhhhhh

   lets see 

   why don't ya........
    
   ah  fuck 

   why don't ya ...


    do uz all a favor 

   and ah 

   maybe
    try 

   ah 

   " blowin
    an active 
    muffler or two "

        as  slip mahoney
    said  in 
   " the bowery boyz
            square off "
    

   -----------------------

   after thought

   (less sanguine less benign
   more connected to yesterdays post
   on  prolecatocracy)

    as to 
     the demonic harpees 
     spawned 
   in an entirely
   "other "
   arm
    of the great
    crooked cross 

     we know as 

   bright burger mansion

   the arm 
   that is
    home to 
   the likes of 
   that
   perpetual 
   honor roller

   john john 
   kerrioke

   " sir
   if 
   by the wildest 
   gyration of fortune 
   some how 
   that prognacious  chinned 
   hood ornament

   that arte deco sleek
   silver surfer

   if he actually   
   wins at the hustings
    this fall 

   and
    as a result 
   his pack
   of 
   fitted suit
   swallow tailed 
    sheep suckers
    get a chance 
   to  infest
   the executive mansion 

   i say 
    we'll 
    need 
   to be 
   even more
   wide awake 

   in fact
   we'll need 
   mass fucking alerts

   most urgently 

   cause 
   it will be a case of 

   the better the worse 

   and  
   we'll  need to 
   fucking 
   watch out
    fer our asses big time

   =================
   " here   homer 
   try   
   doctor rubin  
    knock out drops "
   ============
    one of many
    good bits
    about
   klinton leaving

   it meant 
   rue rue rubin good bye 

   the last fuckin thing
    we need today 
   is fer   
   that gray flannel  faced 
   shit ass
   and his
   goody two shoes 
   wally world ivy league b school 
          goblins
   back in the operating room

   shit 
   in a flash 
   those plucky creeps
   will be 
    performin 
   secret
   emergency 
   fiscal surgery 
   on this country 

    the fuckers
   are all  prolly
    jaggin off right nowt 
   just  
   thinking   it over 

   shit 
   its
   like smithers listening to
   mr  burns

   "  aahhh
   first off smithers
   we'll put 
   the dumbos to sleep 
   and 
   then 
aahh
   we   go about 
   our appointed tasks

     untroubled 
   by their 
their their
 pathetic  screams  

      after all 

  we spill their blood
       fer their  own 
   best interests

let us pray smithers
     
  oh   god 
dear dear god 
almighty god 
thank you 
  for giving uz 
   the long long long run 
 amen


aaarrgggghh 
the damnable ingrates

   after
    all we do for them...
     
    you know smithers
   tis too too true
     how good we are 

   why think of it man  
   we  go to all this
   trouble
    butchering
    their why?
   just 
    to save
 their greasy
    little souls "
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