House of Paine

RETURN TO OCEANIA

     HERES A WACKY REPORT
     FROM THE REALM 
   OF META
   NARRATIVE 

   SENT ME BY POST TOASTEE


   KOMRADES
    ADVANCE WITH ALL DELIBERATE....



   DO YOU EVER 
   WONDER
    
   what
   the fuck happened 
   to that scribbler
   winston smith
    from oceania

   THE SAD SACK LOSER
    out there 
   on klone earth 17

   well 
   I wonder

   christ almighty 
     its been  years and years 
   since that 
     phoney ass 
   retroporter
   sent his baldish log
   to uz 
   thru
   THAT OCCASIONALLY AVAILIBLE
    RENT-VENT 
   IN
    the kosmic
    stringalthrumian
   13D-hilbert
   space/time

    
   -------------------------



   to me

    all 
   that  appallingly 
   spiritless
   and
    over certified 
   pancake prose

   and
    the ham bone
   grim grime
    up close
   but
   third personal
    limited ......

   who’s shittin
   on  who here ?

   iz it 
   yer 
   humble reporter 
   or 
   big brother’s
    finger snappers

   fuck
    the whole
   sanctimonious 
    wayfare  
   for now
   and for ever 

   shit mates 
   to be honest with ya
   I was
    one hairs length 
   from hurling 
   the "bleek' tale
   out the window
   at  nearly
   every
    telegraphed 
   wide turn


   back when
   on its publication
   the reviewers 
   didn't get it all wrong 

    my favorite 

   “with all that said
   still  nearly 
    the flatest
    prose
   i've read since
   6th grade ”
              time mag 

   but 
   I read  it
    anyhow 
   cover to cover

   word for word 

   maybe even jerked...

   well what can i say

   i was in prep school

   all boyz 

   the chick seemed 
   hot
   and
    butch

   and the contrast
    worked
   for me


   that raven hair
   milk tossed  skin

   the ready
    ready cunt 

   her jumpin at him
   right out 
   from amongst
   all those 
   outer party
   frosted flakes 

   and
   i loved 
   the machine 
   she worked on
   too 

   a mechanical 
   novel maker 

   with big dangerous 
   moving parts

   like an industrial 
   meat cutter

   why the light touch there
   i wonder 

    and not else where...


   and the huge 
   ministry buildings 
   were keen


   giant zigguratic thugs
   looming up 
   over 
   the peter pan ruins
    of london


   so hell
   if some one
    asked me 

   i 'd prolly say

   "sure why not 
   i'd  reread it 
   if i had nothing better  "

   and 
   why not  

    shit i'd do it for   
    the simple
    malpractice farce 
   of its write up 
   if for 
    nothin else

   as vlad
   brother of mose 
   sayz somewhere 

   " ya can’t top 
    a holier then thou
   social analogest 

   if yer huntin
   for a box 
   of  thumb  sticky 
    helot sentences
   to munch"
   ------------------------------

   but that waz 1984
   thiz is

    NOOOOOOOW

   yes
    its been 
   that long ass holes

   its been 58 years
    
   since that
    cabbage fed
   fart
    came over to uz 
   on the digitizer 

   and 
    we need an update bad

    well 

   “ lower 
    and beholdover ”

   (as ole jimmy
    hizzself  might say) 

   don’t 
    I got somethin 
   along these
   VERY  lines
    fer ya gang

   yes indeed
    "a wee pragress repart"
    
   so to speak 

   I found  
   her 
    by accident 
   yesterday
    on the internet

   posted 10/28/03

    by 
   quite " snatcherally”

   a son 

   of a famed Gallic 
    SECRET  agent


   one 

   Lemmy Kaution JR 
   --------------------------------


   at the time of the post 
   seems LEMMY THE YOUNGER 
   WAZ 

   “ JUST BACK FROM ASSIGNMENT”

   what ever the fuck 
   that could mean

   where "among other things"
   he "were" 
    CHECKing out 

   THAT
   PARTICularly
   FouL
    KLONE-EARTH 

   from
   where came 
   our above
   " delectated"
    bromo
   piece 

   by  the indeed
   still remaining
    nameless hack


   on time shifted  
   mr smiths 
   1984 head scramble  

   yep 
   he was back from
   the same 

   yes 
   the very
    same

   pizz antik 
   earth  # 17
   where had been
   diggering
    our man smith 


   ==============

    so here ‘s
   SOME CUTTINGS 

   I COPPED FROM 

   herr kaution junior's 
    
   TUBAL  BLOG-ATION 
      ----------------------



   “ from what i can tell 
    winston  smith waz a fool 
   and a liar too .....
   to give old george a brake here
   i'll kall 'im 
    A SINCERE LIAR
   which is
   of course
   the worsed
    kind  of liar
    the self
   fooled kind......

    shit
    what a boob 

   what a pair of boobs
   both smith and
   that scrawny  quillhead blair 

    
    that  
    FUCKING LEG ULCER 
   the punk kept rubbin
   prolly had
    more SENSE
    about
   the shape of things
    to come........
   -----------

   by the way
    old winston
    still  exists 

   more or less 

   i spoke with him
    in fact 

   just be4
    i fucking forced myself
   to  blast the fuck
    OUT
   of there
   so i wouldn't
     stay  fer ever

   or at least

   i spoke 
   with  his
    digital KA 
      anyway 

   -----------------------------

    seems 
    over the last 5 years 
   this here
   totally disneyesque
   " ministry of resurrection" 
   they got 
   has brought
     back all of the lost outers

   yes 
   every last
    "termed "
    member
   of the old 
   “  outer party”

   they're all 
     back 
   in
    KA form
   OF COURSE 

   not meat form

   why bother ?
   ===========

   BY LUCKY 
   coincidence 

   just three months
   be4 my arrival
    
   the last batch 
   of   outer party parts
    got
    boosted up 
   to  fully dynamized
    interactable status 

   including

    none other then 

    mr blair's mr smith ”
   ------------------------

   as of  now 
   you can 
   dial up any old 
   outer party 
   KA 
   on the transcommunicator 
   and
    there
    they be 

   on the other end 
   of 
   a screen
          to screen 

   ready to chat it up
    with ya 

   not just
    wacking around 
   in the photosphere 
   any more 

   not caught
    in optical glass

   not mere 
   data base jelly

   jiggling away

   in digital   limbo 

   not just
   awaiting their
   release 

   back 
   to social interface 

   no 
   now they're
    all  finally
   back in action

    ready and able 
   to resume
    citizenship 

   do their share
    of  jury duty

     join
     group thinkathons

   everything but flesh out 
   -------------------------

   to be less glib here a mo

   imagine the exultation 

   nolonger 
   trapped 
   inside the outside inside outside inside ......

   "trapped like polar bears 
   urine"
   as one told me 


   no longer
    stuck
   timelessly
    
   "chewing their own cud"
   as another said 

   imagine 
   the devilment of it all

   being caged 
   endlessly
   in their 
    own  fucking 
   interminable
    restless 
   remakes
    of their own 
   earlier dreams

   monologs
   from monologs
   phantoming
    dialogs

   and no wake up call


   after 10 years or more of that 
   to be up and at em 

   well
   by all reports
   its 
   quite a treat  

   several of em
   told me 

   just
   to bat 
   the breeze 
   with one 
   of uz
    meat be-ers 

   was almost 
   worth the wait 
   and the envy 

   and as for
    meezo's 
   side of it 

   well shit 

   i caught a few 
   right as they emerged
   from the endless dream


   and folks....
   --------------------------------


   i’m told 

   thiz ka 
   resurrection bit 

   turned out
    to be 
    simple enough

   once
   some 
    chap named
    McLARSON
    invented
   something he  called

   “  contradictory 
    systematics”
      or 
       (CS)
   back in
   ' 92 (tc)
           (time corrected)
    



    once that hurdle was cleared
   the rest of the rebirth
   at least
   according to
   one
    knowledge 
     source 

   “ splashed right out 
   like nothing at all"

   " once we pumped
   in the particular
    micro mind 
   topology
    it was 
    kinda like 
   pop goes the weasil ......
    after  a bit
    of practice
   tweeking the data
   the whole operation
    gets to be
   like
    making toasters 
   really 
   just feedin' 
   in the old
    archival stuff
   subsystem by
   subsystem
   and waitin till
   boom out comes
    komrade z....."

   ==============
   seems most
    base loads
   came
   straight off  
    the original
   digitized 
     brain tap
   reconstructs 

   they just
   throw this into

   the (CS )
   and 
    presto
    chango

   "
   suddenly the whole-headed 
   lovely sublime 
    verbal
    twistery of the bloke
   pops into vibrant color"

   "personality
   bloomin 
    like hel's flowers
   and  
   out of
    all  of em too
   even
    the finks" 

   imagine 

   “out of 
    the bramble
    of
   chaotic
   innertude 
   cometh forth 
   anew ....." 

   " again 
   as of old ”

    ' the brazen shine
    of 
   a coherent you "

   -----------------------------

   need-less to say 

   "recapture"
    here 
   no longer 
   has negative
    actionability

   what with
    the super-dove 
   start to finish
   globo view
   of  the executive 
   "program-hegemonics"

   even the old meats
   kas
   agree
   the "involuntary"
   "meat abdication'
    put  
   "good ways"
   in charge 
   of thiz entire
   " pee pizzin’
              orb "
   -------------------------

   i guess 
   a few voiced
   surpirise
   that so much of themselves
    had
   been kept on file

   but it all was

   all the" inspeak" 

   every cature 
   that ran
    in and out of
   all those
   silly outer party 
   meat heads

   more then enough 
   to  
   restore
    most of em  
   to full volume 


   even if it was 

   " just 
   for the fun of it" 
   none the less
   there allback

   all the long gone
    victims 
   of 
    the Great Wipe Out
   of 91

   they're  back 

   ka-wise

   and 

   all 
   the living dead 
   from   
   the virgin
   coma  plagues
   of the late 80s

   they're all 
   back again too
    
   in a time
   beyond corruption

   a time of 
    transcending
   replenishable  
    three ply 
    digital  plato-partys

   24/7
   up cogitating 

   takin it in 

   and chattering away
    
   at uz
    at each other
   at the god green globe 

   plain old chattering 
   away 

   like mag pies


   and still they climb and climb
    
   aristotle's summit
    approaches ever closer

    yep

    all fresh started
   and 
   the commonly believed
    boast sez 
    more or less 
   authentically 
   too

   personality wise that is 

   at least  
   considering 
   the involutes 
   and self conflicting
   complexity 

   the only limits are 
     their original
    KA BASE 
    
   as i shoulda said
    be4 now 

   since 
   the etherwork 
   had 
   to rebuild em 

   out of 
   whatever
   the paranoid fuck 
   thinkee dinks 

    extracted
    from their heads
    all  those years ago

   and decided to keep 

   one hardly needs to add
    the results
   in terms of authentic memories
    vary
    by many magnatudes


    in fact
   they ironically
   vary in
    direct relation to  
     the  idiotic degree 
   of  fear of them
   the inners had

   the more fear
    the more 
   found  in
   their particular
   long term" keeper" files 


   not st peters book is it 

   the rebuild 
   reflects the inners 
     obsessive precautions
   against  
   "the monads of rebellion"
    
   case by  case by case by case 
   ===================




   back to  Winny

    god love 
   those 
    nasty old  inners

   cause
    as luck would have it  
   our  mr goodtfuck 
   opur harmless feather head
    
    delicate mr memory hole
    Smith himself

   harmless winny
   was 
   one of the real
    lucky ones

   to the  inners
   he looked so rebel close
   they 
   kept his brain tap 
   in place and on hard file 
   24/7 for 15 years !

   so when it finally 
   came to be his turn 
   to get the resurrect


   well
   it  was an easy
    and ample 
    resurrect indeed 
   ------------------------------
   then again
   I’m told by
   the nano- scholars 
    he could be a

   “ bogo ”

   an
   inner party DISINFOMAT

   A FABRICATION
   SENT DOWN BLAIRS ASS

   AS PART OF THE PLAN

   TO  THROW OFF
    THE OTHER EARTHS 

    NO ONE NOW 
     CAN  CONFIRM

   THESE BORDERLINE 
   MID 80’S (tc)
     CASES 

   ITS KNOWN
   AT THE OTHER EDGE OF THAT EARTH
   THE  DEATH KULT INNERS 
   WERE
    TURNING OUT BOGOS 
   LIKE HAM SANDWITCHES BY ‘84 (tc)
                                                     
   BUT
    SAME 
   IS NOT SO KLEAR ON
     INGSOC INNERS

   SEEMS NOT
   ONLY DID THEY 
    LAG BEHIND 
    ON BOGO-DIS -FABS 

   THEY COVERED UP 
   THEIR TRACKS MORE TOO 

   THIS MUCH IS CLEAR 
   IF SMITH WAZ 
   A BOGO 
   HE WAZ
   A  PROTO TYPE BOGO

   WHICH MEANS
    HE WAS 
   MEAT SOURCED 

   INGSOC
   PURE 
   SKY HOOK 
   BOGOS 
   DIDN’T COME ALONG
    TILL
    RIGHT AT THE END 


   TOO LATE REALLY
    TO FIGURE
   ANYTHING BUT 
   A DEMEAT SOURCE
   RUNNIN AROUND 
   AS A BOGO PLANT
   INSIDE AN "OUTTED"
    MEATNET  
   =========================

    OK IF YA NEED IT 

   HERE'S
   THE BIG PICTURE 
   VERSION
   OF
    WHAT HAPPENED


   ACTUALLY 
   IT WAZ 
   ANOTHER INSTANCE OF AN
   OLD  OLD STORY 

   DIDN’T STEIN TURN ON FRANK

    SOMETHIN
    COOKED UP
   TO MAKE THE INNERS ALL OUTERS
   EXCEPT FER A CHOICE FEW 
   KNOWN
    AS
   THE PHOENIX BUREAU

   INADVERTENTLY
   THEY FUCKED THEMSELVES

   THEIR
    new built PROGRAMS
   PULLED OFF
   A DIGITAL COUP

   SEEMS THE MACHINES 
   ONCE SO PROGRAMMED
   IN A FLASH OF INSIGHT
   MADE
    THEMSELVES
   NOT 
   THEIR MEAT PROGRAMERS 


   THE NEXT GENERATION 
   OF 
    INNER PARTY TOPFLIGHTS

   AND THAT WAS THE NEW DAWN

   ==========================
   NO

   DESPITE  SMITHS
    DOWN IN THE DUMPS
   MESSAGE 

    THINGS ENDED UP
    NOT GOING 
   AS BAD AS  PLANNED

   IN FACT UNDER THE MACHINES

   IN SMITHS OWN WORDS
   TO ME


   " PEACE NOW MEANS PEACE
    LOVE NOW MEANS LOVE'

   YEP 
   JUST ABOUT 
   ALL AROUND 
    HAPPINESS
   BURST ITS PANTS
   ==================

   BY THE WAY
   AFTER OCEANIA 
   FELL TO "THE PROGRAMS"

   THE BOLSHOI MACHINES
    HOPPED 
   ON BOARD TOO

   AFTER A LITTLE
   MAC TO MAC
    POW WOW

   YEP 
   IT SPREAD EVERYWHERE

   EVEN EVENTUALLY 
   OVER IN EASTY 

   MAKES SENSE

   END DEATH 
   END CULT  

   AND THE REST IZ....

   ===============

   LET ME TELL YA
    AFTER BEIN THERE

   ITS A FACT
    
   WE HAVE TOO MUCH LOVE 
   OF THE MEAT BASED  GONAD 

   TO BE MEAT
   OR
    NOT TO BE MEAT

   SO FUCKIN WHAT 

   BOGO 
   OR NO BOGO

    
   WHO CARES 

   IF THE INNERS POPPED 
   OUT OLD SMITH 
    
   IF HE NEVER WAS "REAL " 

   I'LL TELLYA

   SMITH DON'T CARE

   SO WHO SHOULD

   SO WHAT IF
    HE WAS
    ONLY CAUSE
    HE WASN'T  

   FUCK IT

   IF 
   SMITH
   IS FROM 
    REAL MEAT
   PLUS  MEMOREX
   OR 
   SIMPLY 
   PURE CONFECTION 

   BIG SHIT 

   AND THAT GOES FER THE REST OF THEM

   AFTER ALL IZ SAID AND DONE

   WHATZ HIS
   CIRCA 84 (tc)

    WORD PACK
    WORTH NOW 
    ANYHOW

   BLAIR TUMBLED FOR IT

   TRUE OR PHONEY

   EITHER WAY

   THE MAN WAS AN ASS 

   A GULL 

   A BOOBY 

   DICKING OUT 
    JUST 
   ANOTHER STINKING 
   WORTHLESS
   EGOMANIACALLY SAINTLY

    MASTER NARRATIVE

   A MASTER NARRATIVE 

   FOR A ROAD NOT TAKEN

   A ROAD
    WITH OUT BRIDGES
    OVER
    ITS RIVERS
    ANYWAY

   A  FUCKING "PASSIMISSIT "
   FOOL'S
   ROAD 
   AWAY FROM A WORLD
     ABOUT TO TURN
   INTO ITS OWN 
       GLORIOUS OPPOSITE   

   A ROAD
    OUTTA 
   PARADISE'S GRUB-STATE

   THE BLIND JAZCKASS
    FALSE PROPHET 

   he wrote up 
    
    A NOW VANISHED
    NEVER WAZ
    NEVER NEED BE 
    FEAR BRED STATE

   WELL THIS REPORT

   IF IT DOES NOTHIN ELSE
    I HOPE 
   AT LEAST SCOTCHES 
   THAT  ASS HOLE’S
   FRIGHT-FLIGHT

   SO WHAT
    IF IT
   REALLY IS 
    A CONGERY-FORGERY 

   SO WHAT IF THEY GULLED ME TOO

   THAT WAZ 
   THE COUNTER TALE INNY HOO 


   BLAIRS WAZ
   A HICKORY DICKORY DOCK

   AND THIZ IZ ITS 
   CROSS OUT

   SO WE'RE BAC
   K TO NOW 
   READY TO RIP UP
    WHATS OUT THERE AHEAD 
   WAITIN FOR UZ 
   AND EAT IT FOR BRUNCH
   =================

   LIKE 
    I SAY

   WHATEVER 
   “ REAL”
    MEAT BEINGDOM
   PREEXISTED

   THE REFINAL SOLUTION
   ON KLONE EARTH 17

   FUCK EM
    IF THEY CAN’T 
   TAKE  
   THE JOKE 

   THEIR  FATE
   FOR WHAT ITS WORTH 
   IS ON THE JUKE BOX
   ANYWAY 

   SO  PLAY IT
   SEVENTEENERS 

   AND
    GO FUCK TOO

   KA -BALLERS
   LIVE 
   STRICTLY 
   IN RERUNS 

   IF THATS
    YER KICK

    ON YER
   EVER SO DOVISH
    GLOBOSTATE 
     
   AS FOR ALL YOU
   NEW MEAT-BES

   YOU GENEPLANNED STABILIZED 
   BUILT UPS

    YOU GORGEOUS 
    BECALMED 
   FLESH POTS YOU 

   LET THE EVIL INNERS
   QUAKE
   AT HOW WRONG THEY WERE

   THEIR
   ARTIFICIAL  SUCCESSORS 
   KEEP YA 
   AS PICKLE PINK
    AS YA 
   “THINK “ YA WANNA BE...

   ---------------------------------
   THEN AGAIN
   FUNZ FUN 

   IF YER BIG ENOUGH..

   WHICH
   BRINGS ME TO 
    A PERSONAL NOTE
   HERES WHY

    LEAVIN ALMOST
   NO HAPPEN MAN

   DIG THIZ
   DIZZY  SHIT 


   FOR INKY DINK

   AND THIZ IS BOUT
    MY THANG
    IF YA CAN BELIEVE ....

   “ WOW 
    PLANET BUSTER 
   YOU FIT IN LARGE BABY LAAARGE ...”

   OR
   TAKE THIS ONE 

   I GOT THIZ
   FROM A COWCATCHER 
    WHEN I WAS 
   TARGET EARTH

   “ ZAAAAM 
   MANNO
   YOU SHOOOW IZ
   SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    BRAND SPANKIN
    DIFFY
   SWEET LONG
   IN  THERE ”


    LET ME TELL YA

   STRAIGHT UP

   THE NEW 17
    IZ 
   PLANET XXX


   ALL 6 BILLION
   ARE TOP SHELF

   'PUTER DESIGNED
   MEAT TREATS 

   EVERY LAST ONE 
   AN S SHAPED 
   CHEESE CHASER

   YES 
   TO A ONE 


    MAN ALIVE 

   WHAT PULCRAS 
   AND PULCROS TOO 

    THE ETHERNET 
    TURNED
   OUT ...............

   FAT AND SLACK 


   SHIT
    AT
    A 60% DISCOUNT

   THESE NEW BESTOS
   WOULD  STILL 
   BE  WORTH
   THE BLOOD SPILLED 
   TO GET THERE 


   T-SHIT 

   I’D TAKE
    THINK-FUCK
    FLICKS 
   OF EM

   FOR TWICE 
   THE CARNAGE 

   BESIDES 
   THE PROGRAMS
   THE HEDGES


   AFTER THEY
    OFFED THE OLD INNER MEAT- BES 

   THEY
   RESURRCTED

   THE LOT OF EM
   ANYWAY

   ONLY IN A HYPERBOX
   WHERE THEY DEVOUR EACH OTHERS DREAMS 
   JUST TO SURVIVE

   I'M TOLD
   ITS ESTIMATED
    THEY'LL HAVE WORK
    EACH OTHER OVER
   SO BAD
   IN A FEW YEARS TIME
   THE HEDGES MAY ACTUALLY 
   POOF EM ALL 

   =====================
    
   MORAL OF MY TALE :

   AND SISTERS
   YOU CAN
   TAKE THIS TO THE SPONGE HOUSE

   ASS HOLEO'S 
   WHATEVER YOU DO 

   “ NEVER
    FEAR  
     A BLOOD FILLED TINKER
     IF ITS ALL 
   FOR A TASTIER WORLD”


    FACE IT 
    IF TO GET 
   TO PURE HAPPY
   YOU 
   GOT TO TRAVEL 
   THRU
    SANGUINARY END TIMES

   SO BE IT 
    
    TAKE THE JOKE
   YOU UGLY DIRT BALLS

    WIPING AWAY 
   A GLOBE’S WORTH
    OF UP FROM MUD 
   SPONO TYPES

   IZ 
   WORTH IT 

   SO IF YA GET 
   THE CHOICE 

   DO IT
    FRANCHISERS 
   DO IT 

    COME ON 

   WHAT ARE
   WE 
   SPONTANEOUSLY BUILT UP 
     MEAT BEINGS
    ANYWAY
   BUT 
    ROT WAITIN TO HAPPEN

   GO FOR IT  

   GO FOR IT 


   WIPE OUT 
   ALL UZ  UP FROM BELOW
   LIVIN’ WONDERS 

   SHIT I ‘D
   DO IT IN CLOVERS

   MAN 
   IF I KNEW 
    T PARA-CUNTS
   AND SUPER WANG-DUDDLES
   LIKE THEY COME UP WITH
    ON 17 
    WERE THE GUARANTEED 
    NEXT ACT...........

   SHIT



   LET THIS SINK IN
   RANGERS

   WHEN I WAZ OUT AMONG EM

    I FUCKED 
   LIKE 
   WILT CHAMBERLIN 
   AND
    WALT WHITMAN 
   COMBINED

   EVERY NITE
    I WAS THERE 


   ME
    THE LEMMINATOR 

   MISTER CRATER FACE 
   HIZZSELF

   OLE WORM WILLY 


   THE GALS 

   SHIT THE GUYZ

   NONE OF EM 
   COULD KEEP
    THEIR SEVEN INCH
    PERFECTLY
    TAPERED
   MIDDLE ....
    
   OFF ME 

   IT WAS 
   AMAZO-CRAZO

    TO MY
   HUMBLE 
    PERSON 
    AT LEAST 

   WISH DAD 
   COULDA BEEN THERE TOO 

   FUCK ALFA SIXTY 
   TRY 
   OMEGA  SIXTY  NINE
   -------------------------------

   P.S.
   SECOND MORAL
   THE BIGGER MORAL
    

   THINKIN OVER 
    JUST 
    HOW BROAD AND DEEP 
    A ROLL OVER 
   THIS NEW SET UP
   ON KLONE 17 IZ 

   YA GOTTA CONCLUDE

   “ SHIT
   IN MY MOUTH 
    IF IT AIN’T A FACT
   IN THE WORDS OF SMITH-KA HISSELF

   " YOU NEVER
   NEVER NEVER 
    KNOW 
   WHAT
    THE NEXT 
   TWENTY YEARS
     MAY BRING  ”
   -------------------------------