House of Paine

draft call

     not much gets general butler
    to dial me up
    these days

   but  pro/anti draft talk...


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    the nelly bells 
     the sob sisters
    and
   the
    "watch out  
    here it comes"
    types
    all
   seem 
   dead set on

   " levitating"

    uz  back into a draft 

   despite 
   guys
    like Rummy
    saying 

   the idea licks 
   pigeon scat 

   well 

   uummmmhhhhh

   lot to consider

   selecting the blanks
   by forced hat tricks

   for what?

   cheaper carrying costs?
    
   jeeeez
   if i wanted to 
   manufacture
   the soldiers 
   of an empire

   i don't think i'd .......

   eeeerrrrhhh
    
   BUT
   WHAT THE FUCK
    DO I KNOW


   at any rate

   heres the "ginrul's"
     take on it...

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   new draft?

   won't happen

   forget about it 


   plain fact iz 

   the corporations 
   are cookin up
   just the opposite

   a brand new  
   set of super machines 

   thats their take 
   on Uncles
   future force needs 
    

    hell 

   can't ya 
   see the fake  out  here 


   first 
   they jazz
    you all up
    about a draft

   then 
   when they hit ya
    with the price tag
   for their 
    full toy list

   they can 
    soften ya up 
   with the old 
   "well madame
    at least 
   this way
    little 
   lord shampoo 
   there
   won't get drafted 
   into some
   three toed
    kangaroo unit "

   make sense now?

   if not 
   maybe
    this will 
   help ya
   grasp it

     
   look at 

   the repair mission 
   to the hubble 

   turns out
   robots are
    the only
    way to go 

   spacemen are out

   well ladies
   today

   overseas
   foot soldiering
   can be 
    as dangerous
    as a space walk

   and

   i might add

   twice 
    as meaningless

     so
   thinking 
      the powers that be 
   might 
   wanta
    draft your kids

    full  moon stuff 

   listen 

    don't go for 
   their  fake 

   your precious
    boy's safe 

   even if 
   he iz
   fit for 
   fightin 
   real enemies
    that can
    shoot back

   the green meat
   empire
    won't
   be  needing  
   him

    won't
   go down 
   that way 

   no madame
    no no no no no 

   so you 
   and
    parson Willow 
   over there  
    can
   put away
    your
    protest  candles  


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    and as for
   drafting scads 
   of 
    lower order
    trash

   cause we're 
   over
    committed 

   hell 
   they're
   no more 
   suitable
   for tomorrow's 
   missions
   then
   a horse  is
    for dancing 
   the charleston


   by the way

   if any pat
   moynihan
   types
    out there
    got 
   a mind to
   uplifting 
   these bromos


   i say

   home land security

   thats right  
   make em 
    guards
    here at home

   think about  it

   what could be nicer

   then 
   a loaded  gun 

   a soft chair

   a place
   to put
     your 
    honey dip crueller
   your coffeee mug
   and
    your
   center folds ........

   man oh man
   what a deal 

   and  
   if ya need some 
    entertainment

   what about
   that   set
    of well placed
   hidden  cameras ?
    

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   sure sure sure

   I'm not saying
   the army
   won'tl
   need
    some 
   working class 
   cream 


   of course
   they will

   but draft em
   and 
   pay em 
    draft wages..


   come on 
   thats
    bad medicine 
   gang 

   if you can 
   swallow
    that
   maybe
    you need
   to develop 
    a little  more 
   respect
    for these
    youngsters of yours 

   according
   to the profit guyz
   the future is
   just
   a case  
   of 
   bring 
   on the robots...........
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   by the way

   want
    to see 
   the future up close?

   check out 
   old mini me 
   over there

   check out
    ft isreal

   tarrred nation !

   these  days 
    the zions iz  
   taking out
   east bank 
    top hitters 
   by air strike
   only 

   one by one 

   one terror chap 
   one rocket 

   give or take 
   a  colateral
   or two  

   see the trend ?

   we're headed
    toward
   an  army 
   of fine tuned knights

   pros

   well protected
   well trained 
   well armed


   and  
   ridin around
   in nimble  copters 
   and 
   such 


   besides

     the ground's   
   too dangerous
    to drive over 
   anyway 

   ok ok ok 

    so a man
   on foot 
    with a small arm
    is still
    yer best 
   smart weapon

   well big deal 

   who needs
    that kind of precision 
   these days 

   for gods sake 
   who knows
   whos who 
   anyways

   we  don't
   even  speak
   the lingo 

    face it 
   goin'
   house to house

   thats 
   for politicians 

   nope

    we're not headed 
   back to 
   mass formation
   gruntsville

   we're 
   headed onwards
   and upwards
    to
   plumed chivalry 

   you know

   a fancy dan
   armor clad 
   high riden
   super tech 
    out fit

   like the one

    hank 5 's 
   long bowmen
   mowed down

   at Agincourt

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