House of Paine

manchurian saddam

    
     some where 
   some how 

   you can bet on it 

   a classic of hollywood

   is in the remaking

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    the candidate 
   from mao mao

    ever
    see
    that great movie ?

   old 
    blue eyes

   janet leigh

   lawrence harvey

   ah larry

   "he was
    the bravest man 
   i ever knew.."

   and
   whats her name 
   from
   murder she wrote

   Angela Lansbury

   as his...mother..

   GOD WAS SHE .........

   james gregory's
   joe mac 

   perfecto!

   and hey 

   that 
   shaved headed
   Armenian
   wonderment
   as the brain washer
    in chief

   some  things defy......

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   shit 
   did they
   have 
   a stacked deck
   goin there 

   what with 

   "play it straight
    i don't really get it "
   tv
   black and white
   frankenheimer
   at the helm

   and  shifty
   script
   navigation 
   by jokin george  axelrod  

   plain and simple fact:

   some of 
   the  best 

   political 
    hollywood
    ever produced   
    
   up there 
   with the original 

   frankenstein
   and 
   to be or not to be 

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   well 
   folks

   if ya waite long enough

    all good things


    get remade
   eventually

   and too often
   its 
   over and over 

   so 
   of course
   it was inevitable

   the" M candidate "
   would get its turn...


   but shit
    is this brilliant 


   to pick
   none other
    then
    saddam hussein 
   himself

    
   for the  remake

   and to open
   this november

   election time 

    i can't even 
    imagine  
   what
   that
    old pricks
   foxy 
   take 
   on 
   the  Harvey
   manbot 
   lead  role
   might be

   but shit

    its
   happening


   and
   I for one

    wanta know
   what 
   invincible
   genius

   first
   said out loud  

   "  fuck it
    lets
   do it  
   for real
   this time "

   or is it reality?


   and 

    going 
   the whole way  too

   not half assed 

   like McCain
    did in 2000
   that chicken ass 

   and  
     live too

   live 

       kids

   live 

    
   the whole 
    globe's billions
   watchin'
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   i just  read 
   a sneak preview...

    
   the late fersome
    skipper
   of  bagdad

    after incredible
   state of the art 
   head soakings

   finally 
    on the very 
   eve  
   of election day 

    will go on
    world wide hook up

   and explain

   in hideously
   jagged english

   "what really
    went down
   in bagdad town "


   climax?

   what else 

   right in 
    the middle
    of a
   spectacularly

   " karl rove
   crafted "

   wrap up 

   to his  mea culpa

   he'll
    seguy 
   into 
    endorsing

    arab democracy 

   the  anglo-american
    oil crusaders'
   timely  intervention

   and last
   but hardly
   least

   may allah bless

   that brave and good man

   george w ....

   and then 
   damned if 
   the creature
   from 
   Satans porch swing 

   won't
    suddenly 
   go

    badly off script

   turn 
    on his
   yankee  conditioners

   and 

   with 
    ruthless
   and gruesomely 
    effective 
    revelations 

   completely
    torpedo
   little Master   Bush's

    re-election
     effort 

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   a must watch eh?

   sounds 
   to me
   like  they got
   a brake thru piece cookin

    the most 
    dramatic misfire 

    since 

    Jackie Kennedy
    married Onassis 

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