House of Paine

focus of weebles

    big R

   wore a ten gallon hat
     as 
   commander in chief too 

    
    but what was
    under that
   huge fuckin hat

   besides a lot
   of preemo
   weapons contracts ?


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    god 
   we hear a lot
   about this

    don't we 

    ronnies'
   trillion dollar
    round house


   fuck
   a duck in flight folks

   not  even
    10 cents 
   of it
   was necessary


   shit 

   all that armored pork 

   a  red menace
    KO
   punch ?

   fuck no

   it was 
   a classic
    ankle dropper 

   a magic puff

   like that weightless  wallop
  that ended  
             ali-liston  II

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   brutal knock out finish ?

   please

   more like
   the last round 
   of  a pie eating
    contest 

   the  soviet reds 
   were ready to puke 
   even before
    the bell rang  

   so 
   wits pure  shit 
all this about
   reagan landing

   "  the sock 
   of the century'"
    ..............
  
no fans 
the dutchman
  hardly 
 preempting
 
 " 1,000 years
   of darkness  "

   shit no

   think 
  what  one trillion  kool ones
   never taken
   out of your paychecks
   would a bought  ya

   mr and misses wagery 

   thanx fer nothin 
   RONCO 

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  after word:
   
   let me  
   add this 

  when it came to ending
the evil red empire
   uncle
    didn't 
   need to  push 

   not 
   AT ALL 
    

   those silly
   soviet-r   weebles

   shit fans 

    if you'd read 
    the  secret politbureau
   minutes
like i have 
you'd know 

   they 
   figured
   their  gig was up
                   by 1970 
    

   what do you think
   they were anyway?

   like
   todays kim  jr
   klowns
  
  the old soviets  were 
   just lookin
   around
   for 
   a  safe way 
   to  jump off

   yep

   of course
   they were 

     shit 
   the trash can
   of history
ain't half bad
   so long as 
   you
    get
 to  play out your last few hands 
         some where warm
                   and with  a    modest 
                   "  life  achievement type honorarium "
                 to spend 
only as you see fit 

   oh and keep your head where it belongs  of course 

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   now really  

   could 
   anything
   in
   this brief  life
   we're all alotted
    be more
   understandable 
   then that ?