June 13, 2004

carter as reagans hoover




   big R's so big
   these days

   the republidons
   dare 
    call him 
   their "FDR"

   well...

   at least 
   one thing
   may be  
   in line with
   that silly  
   parallel 

   his predecessor
   carter
   like old hoover
    is taking
    a merciless  beating
    in the press

   ====================


  


 listen to the press

   and

    the Reagan dawn

   came after

    the carter nite mare 

   -------------------------------

   what bull shit

   believe me

   by 1980

   jimmy 
   was headed
    toward 
   the same
    false light
   on the horizon

   --------------------------------------------

   its 1979

   oil prices
   and 
   the inflation rate 

   are  out of control

   so like
    the true
   " would be"
    public servant
   he always was

   god love him

   Carter 
   selflessly

   let

   6foot7
   fed man
   paul Volker
   bring

   THE WHOLE
   FUCKING  ECONOMY 

   CRASHING DOWN 

   in double digit hell fire 

   right  on 
   prez jimmy's
    own little
   georgia-pea pickin 
    head 

   ----------------------------------

   and of course

   THE VERY 
   NEXT YEAR

   WITH THAT 

   ( which
   by itself
    would 
   certainly
   have been 
   quite enough)

   add in 

   a 
   noodle brained
   wingless pigeon 

   " CONFRONTATION "

   with ayatollah k

   and

   PRESTO
    
     its a  landslide 

   Carter's
    out

   and

   Dutch
   is  in  
   --------------------

   thanx 
   to jimmy 

   in stead of
    a ball busting 
   policy
   dilemma

   to croak
    or not to
    croak

   reagan 
   got a set up 
   pitch 

   he got tossed
   a floater

   an economic
   " dunkirk "
   aleady in progress

   just what 
   he needed 

   to slam 

   the tax
    rip off 
   of generation

   right over
    our heads
   and
     out of the 
   fiscal park

   ( see details  elsewhere )


   by the way

   jimmy
   re-elected 

    could never
   have pulled
    that off

   even if it
    occured to him

   ------------------------------------------------

   but on foreign policy

   carter was already 
   90% there

   maybe
    with 
     4 more jimmy jimmys
   we'd never have got 
   the 
    wide screen
    evil empire
    exorcisism 
   but
   be sure of this
   we would have gotten
   way more
   then our fill
   of  kold war 
   hugger mugger 
    


   so
    what 
   then

    if
   jim jim 
   got a second 4 

   shit 
   give or take 
   500 
    billion in federal debt 

     probably
     by 
   today

   after 20 years
    of
    dauntless
   world spanning
   klass mixmaster
   forces
   certainly 
   there 
   still
   wouldn't
   be much
   to write
   Mrs Roosevelt about 

   ------------------------------

   as to the boobs from babbitville 
   and there

   "but but but 
   with 
   no Reagan dawn
   to guide uz ...."

   well
   unless your worth
    10 million or more 

   so what !
    
   worse or best case 

   those higher marginal
   tax rates 
   wouldn't have
    made it
    any further
   then the berln wall did 

   it was in the air

   the first republidon
   prez 
   would have pulled 
   it off  

   even dan quayle 

   taxwise

   by now 
   any which way 
   we went 

   we'd
    be 
    within 
   easy hailing
    distance
   of 
   where
    we are
   right now 



   -----------------------------
   why ?

   cause
   the carter
    this nation 
   elected in 76

   got  "mugged"
    on two fronts 
    
    back in '79

   and after that 

   like truman 
   in '50

   he fell
    back on his
   reflexes
   and
   made 
   nothing but
    wrong 
   moves 

   the same ones
   Reagan made 

   ole JIM JIM 
   i love ya humanity
   as far as it runs 

   but 
   re-elected
   would ya have 
    set 
   uz on
    a worse/better
   national course ?

   nope

   you 
   would have
    taken us
   into  
    the same
    fucking waters
   Reagan 
   got us into 

   -------------------------------------
    two lefts 
    meant 
   take a right 
   a hard right 

   YES 

   AFTER TWO YEARS
    OF 
   THE CLEANEST 
   FOREIGN PLAY 
   SINCE 
   Gable's
   bad breath
   repelled
    scarlet  o'hara


   IN 1979
   thru 
   a series of 
   un coordinated shifts 

   CARTER 
   RADICALLY
    changed
   uncle sams 
    DIRECTION

   instead of
    battling 
    the prevailing 
   THE KOLD WAR
    trade winds

   he let 
   the winds
   blow him 



   he 
   UPPED 

   THE BIG D'S
    BUDGET


   NEEDLESSLY
   FREAKED OUT 
   OVER IRAN 

   intervened
   co-vertly
   in
   AFGHANISTAN
   AND
    CENTRAL AMERICA

   failed 
   to intervene
    in timor

   etc etc etc 

   -----------------------------


   so  lookin back
   wheres
    the big diff ?

   maybe  
   there'd 
   have been
   less pentagonian 
   corporate pork

   and

    maybe
   higher 
   marginal 
    tax rates

   ( maybe ) 

   he was tight 
   as bark on a tree

   so you 
   can bet 
   jimmy 
   would 
   keep
    a tighter
   taper 
   on  
   any
    debt 
   build up 

   but 
   the long range stuff

   soviet ago go 

   arab frenzy 

   the biz 
   of america
    iz biz  

   well....

   it would all 
   by now
   be
    the same 
   as we got 
    
    

   so 
   throwing  out
   the press  tales

   what
   in hind sight
    was really
   at stake 
   in 80

   was it
   maybe
    a junior achievement
    fantasy

    hoover v fdr 
    in reverse 

   a watershed
    national choice 

   a choice 
   to undue 
    dirty deeds 
   otherwise
       to continue
   endlessly

    or was 
     
    carter v reagan 

   more like  

   hump v nixon
   in '68

   not fucking
    much of a big deal 
   either way 

   " a dime's worth
    of  difference "

   as one 
   "great soul"

    framed 
              
         the 
   "two big party"
    choice 
    that  other fateful 
   indian summer year

   only difference

    the year 68 
   itself
   was a big year
   some thing 
   very big
   near the heart of this nation
   really did  snap in half

   but '80 

   hardly 

   by then
   ( thanx to '68 in fact)
    
   humpty was already dumpty

   so to speak  

   -------------------------------

   speaking of
   dime sized  differences

   if yer a wagelinger

   what would  
   a hump  win in '68
   or 
   a second carter term in '80 
    have meant ?

   well 
   sorry
   but 
   your   elavator 
    was still goin down
    pal 

   and
    today 

   its no diff

   if yer
   an hours for hire type

   I wouldn't
    advize

   planning
    to  retire 
   to damn early
   on 
   the  Kerry difference

    

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Posted by pinky at June 13, 2004 11:11 AM

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