RECENTLY RUMORS HAVE SPREAD THAT OUR PREZ IN CHIEF IS ON A HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL MIND FOCUSING DRUG THAT HAS "ODD' SIDE EFFECTS SO I ASKED MY PAL DOCTOR PIL BEE FREE OF THE MEDIMART CENTER "WHAT GIVES HERE DOC?" ========================= DOC PIL : " WELL YES I'D SAY THEY GOT HIM ON SOMETHING TAKING A LOOK AT HIS PRESS CONFERENCES I'T'S MOST LIKELY META -GABBALEEN " YOUR REPORTER: " HOW SO?" DOC PIL: " WELL EVERYONE HAS NOTICED HOW HE SEEMS SO STRAINED AND SHORT FOCUSED IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA THESE DAYS YOU KNOW AS IF HE'S TRYING LIKE THE DEVIL NOT TO LET HIS EYES WONDER WELL THE FACT MAY BE HE'S TRYING NOT TO TRACK SOMETHING HE SEES FLYING AROUND BETWEEN HIM AND THE CAMERA NOW WE ALL OBVIOUSLY CAN'T SEE IT AND THATS BE CAUSE WHAT HE'S SEEING ISN'T REALLY THERE WE CLINICIANS CALL THEM PHANTOM HORSEFLIES A MIND INDUCED MIRAGE OFTEN TAKING THE FORM OF CREATURES FLIES MOTHS ETC ETC ITS WELL KNOWN THESE ARTIFACTS ARE PRODUCED COMMONLY BY BRAINS ON THIS TYPE OF DRUG" YOUR REPORTER; ' KINDA LIKE TINY PINK ELEPHANTS EH DOC ? DO GO ON " DOC PIL: " WHAT ELSE DO YA WANT ... THE GUYS TRYING TO KEEP HIS HEAD IN THE GAME.. CAN YA BLAME HIM.... MY GUESS WITHOUT THE META- GABBALEEN IF YA PUT HIM IN A SITUATION LIKE A SPEECH OR PRESS SESSION HE'D PROBABLY JIDDER AWAY LIKE DON KNOTS... HEY LISTEN THE MAN DID SOME SERIOUS DRINKING IF THE BRAIN SCANS I'VE SEEN ARE AUTHENTIC OUR PRESIDENT IS TRYING TO OPERATE OUT OF THE OVAL OFFICE WITH THE MENTAL FACULTIES OF A TALKING WATER SPANIEL " PINK; "WHAT ?" DOC PIL: " DON'T GET ME WRONG HERE THESE EXPERIMENTAL HEAD ENHANCERS LIKE META-GABBALEEN CAN WORK WONDERS.... I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED WHEN THE DRUG KICKS IN FULL IF HE COULD N'T ADD A 7 INCH LONG COLUMN OF TWO DIGIT FIGURES AT LEAST FOR 45 MINUTES OR SO HE'S ANY MANS EQUAL AS FAR AS CONCENTRATION AND STAYING ON TOPIC " PINK: "WHOOOO ARE YOU SAYING IT STARTS WEARING OFF THAT QUICKLY?" THE DOC : " YES AND NO YES THE GOOD EFFECTS FADE AND FADE FAST IN FACT AFTER 45 MINUTES HE PROBABLY BEGINS TO FIND HIS MIND SLIPPING AWAY FROM UNDER HIM BUT NOT BACK TO ITS NORMAL JITTER BUG JAMBOREE NO IN STEAD THE DRUG SHIFTS INTO A PHASE TWO EFFECT MORE LIKE A SHUTTING DOWN ULTIMATELY FREEZING PRETTY MUCH STIFF" PINK: " PRETTY MUCH STIFF WHAT !" THE GOOD DOCTOR: " NO NO NO NOT TO WORRY ITS ALL ONLY TRANSITORY THE WHOLE FEZZE UP EFFECT IS JUST PART OF THE CASCADE IT DISOLVES AWAY OVER SAY ANOTHER HOUR OR SO LEAVING THE USER RIGHT BACK WHERE HE STARTED RIGHT AT HIS MINDS HOME DOOR STEP SO TO SPEAK " ....." ---------------------------------- PINKS WRAP UP : JESUS ALMIGHTY FIRST 45 MINUTES OF TINY UFO'S THEN A FREEZE OVER LASTING AN HOUR WELL KIDS DOES THAT SCARE YA SOME OR DOES IT RELIEVE YA ? EITHER WAY AS THE DOC SAYS " HEY WE'RE ALL WAY BETTER OFF LONG AS THEY CART HIM OFF STAGE SOON ENOUGH PICTURE HAVING HIS NATURAL MIND OUT THERE IN FRONT OF US UNABLE TO AVOID CHASING AFTER EVERY STRAY THOUGHT THAT PASSES THRU HIS HEAD ...." GOD IMAGINE THAT SCENE ON NETWORK TV " EEERRRRRR MR PRESIDENT WEREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT .... WOOOOOW MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT? WHERE ARE YOU GOING.?.... COME BACK TO US MR PRESIDENT ......" ========================Posted by pinky at July 30, 2004 05:52 AM
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