House of Paine

"the greatest" bobble head collection

    pink
    has been waitin 
   on this one

   waitin for 

   just the right guy 

   to finally
    kick off

   at last
   he has
    
   he's
    Reagan

   so ..............

   da dahh

   I'd like 
   to  introduce
   to you  


     "the greatest"

       bobble-head 
         collection

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   i know i know

   bobble  head dolls 
   peaked

   right along side
         
   MONICA-GATE

   butfuck


   i needed
   just the right stiff
   to kick this thing off

    had to be 
       Ron Ron
    

   so I've waited

   after all
   how long 
   could he last ?


   hell his brain
   started
   going  south 
   what in 82?

   even nancy 
   gave up
    the charade
   in 93

   when the press
    released 
    that stealth video
   of 
   the old fuck
    raking leaves
   into his swimming pool

   i mean 
   how
    fucking far
    behind
    could 
   his heart get
   anyway

   so I  waited

   past Dino
    and Frank 
   past Joltin Joe
   and Teddy Ballgame 

   cause
   shit 
    I wanted Ron 

   waited and waited

   till 
   fucking last 
   fucking week

   when
   the fucking
   terminal  veg's
   big   ham of
   a  heart 
   finally 
   gave it up 

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   well what can I say

   my idea's
   " time "
   left
    the building
   prolly
    be4 
   9/11

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   butfuck

    last nite 
   it hit me 


   sure

   the  orginal idea
   is gonzo 
   too late 

   sure it 
   was
   brilliant

   what a concise
   way 
    to demote 

   that whole 

    vastly 

   over 
   certified

   over 
   exposed 

   fucking
   generation
   of 
   postage due 
   ego maniacs 

   what a way 
   to 
   reduce em all

   to one 
    uniform 
   petty annoyance 
    
   a line of
     bobble heads

   jiggling mindlessly
   in eternal ticktockdom

   all of em 

    
    mattress jack
   his 
   brother runt  

   superMac

   lyndon's hump

   klean-hole gene

   rocky rexoil

   spiro smearloose

   (f)ound  (o)n (r)oad  (d)ead 


   etc etc etc 

   you name 
   yer 
   personal
   list
   of 
   greatest gen
   poison oaks 

    once 
   they shot thru

   bobble time !


   and not 
    just the pols

   i planned 
   to 
   turn
    to
   sports
   and 
    hollywood
    even 
   bizness ....

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   I'D BRING EM OUT IN PAIRS
   OVER TIME 

   ONE FRESH KILL
   PLUS 
   AN OLDER RIPE JOB

   oh! oh! oh!

   wait a second

   can't forget
   the best 
   bobbler 
   of all 

   ron's mate 

   yes 

   to come out 
   right
    with
   Ronnie  

   who
    the fuck 
   else

   RICHARD
   MILHOUSE
   NIXON

   MAYBE 

   I'D 
   EVEN
   GIVE
   OLD  DICK 
   A SPECIAL
    DOUBLE SCOOP 
   BOBBLE



   FER CRIPES SAKE 

   NOTHINGS TOO GOOD 

   FOR 

   "THE GREATEST" 

   OF 

   "THE GREATEST"   

   RIGHT?

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   so anyway

   as i said 

   last week 
   theres
   ronnie

   at long last 
   dead  

   but
   I 'm
   going around
   mumbling 
   to myself

   too late too late 

   till
   last nite ..

   when
   it hits  me 

    whammo 

   " make em talkees "

   "YYYEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!"

   let  em spout 

   let
   each shithead
   squwack away 

   give off
   with
   their 
   own personal 
   signature
   sound bites

   what could be more obvious 

   have 
   the bobble heads
   besides

    bobblin 

   every once in a while 

   without
    provocation
   just 
   start
   churpin
    away

   start
   repeatin 
   their
   nationally 
    treasured phrases

   in irregular 
   fractured
    rolled on
   stuttered 
    confections 
   of course 

   whatever
   seems 
   best 
   calculated
   to create 
   a grotesque 
      enervating effect 


   " well ...well.... there you go again
   well....well...well...well...well...
   tear down that wall....there you go again...
   mister gorbachuff mister gorbachuff
   well welll..

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   fuck 

    with todays
   sophisticated
    micro chips 

   this iz 
   childs play 

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   imagine 
   a good slug 
   of
    these little
   dybiks

   soundin off 
   all at once 


   shit 
   it would be 
   worse 
   then
   the wrap party 
   for 
   a gay men's
    chorus 

   you'd think
   you were in  
    some kind 
   of  
    mad parrot hell 

   imagine

   all the  pretty little  plumers 
    chiming at once 

   "  i took the blows and did it...
    a generation born in this century...
    one communist too many..
     it  would be wrong ...
       ask not ...
   reason together
   lets make one thing
   one thing one thing 
    perfectly
   perfectly perfectly...... 
   i am not...
         i will not seek  nor will i ..... 
     ask not 
   she was she was
   one communist too many 
   or  
   ever been 
   a saint  ...."


   get me ?

   bobble bobble bobble 
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   ( digression)

   aahh 
   Dick


    there are
   no others quite
    like yee

   you
   beautiful
   beautiful
   twisted
   man 
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   ( sum up)

   speaking of
   his highness

    the greatest one  
   himself
    said it best

   "  lets fuck em all " 
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