House of Paine

wagery card

 heres the answer to all 
the big ones

WAGEWORKERWISE

and its also 
a very 
nice 
May Day post

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  how about 

uncle givein' out
a universal 
earned credit 
dollar card

make it
a system
 based
 on hours
 worked

and 
fund 
the fucker
totally
 out of 
general revenues

not out of
 the fucking
 payroll stream

fuck that

take it from
income taxes 
and 
make it 
good for
all job related
human kapital stuff

like  

 lay off comp
you know
fer
while you're
out  searchin
 fer another 
"situation"
 
 or
 
pre or mid career 
skill upgrades

anything 
thats part of 
buildin' up
yer job poweration

even
exercise courses
 or
major surgery
 or 
for that matter

 psycho=therapy

 anything 

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 the fun part ?

  the more you jobble 

the more you earn

and 
its fair
completely
fair
to one and all

cause 
its 
by hours jobbed
not
 wages earned


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  Uncle keeps track
and 
the cards 
your's for life



and of course

you'll need a little
up front credit  line
too 
right?

to get you off
 to a clean start 

and theres 
this neat feature

something i call

the  two way
 up down
 discount rate

don't use your credit up  
and 
watch
balance expand
all by itself
and 
 at  the same rate
 as it contracts 
when
 you borrow  

same rate 
up or down

so only
 when yer advance 
exceeds
 yer  balance  
does 
yer balance shrink
by itself

kinda
gives the wageling 

 a credit
fer  credit extension
   
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 this has wings
don't it  sister!

 just stay  
ahead of your earnings
and 
the results 
spell
 empowerment


and
 even if 
trouble comes

 even if 
ya  dig yerself
 too deep a hole

and 

ya hit the wall


even if 
yer maxed out

never fear

Uncles 
standin by
ready to
inject an emergency
extra special
   infusion 

and remember
he's
flexible 
and 
patient too

he'll
let ya 
 work it off 

step by step 

till baby

yer 
back 
 out of the red


now 
can ya ask
 for anything finer ?