House of Paine

interest

brace yourselves little america

the green guy wants
to set things aright
just in case
some rainy day
the wall street leapers
need   soaring
domestic  interest rates
as a win win
policy option

yes he's up to 
HIS OLD TRICKS AGIN

shady gastly tricks


only he won't 
say so

at least not 
till he's sold
enough of  uz
on his
latest favorite
RX for household
financial doom
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HEAR ALAN CRYING

" to  ARMS america
to ARMS "


are you ready
to join
the rush to ARMS ?

 
fuck asswipe
whats wrong wid ya ?

today 
arms iz
 the thinking
 household's
finance tool of  choice

that iz 
till 
pop goes the bubble
anyway
==================

this time
Dear Alan's
 fantasy
revenge on all you little ingrates
is a   nite mare needle
called 
" one hell of a vicious
  rate spike "
that suddenly
down the road a piece
 jams up 
right in the middle 
of  yer house mortgage

and if 
all works accordin to specs
triggers
 a nation wide
massively magnificent 
home value
 collapse
------------------------------------------------

the signs couldn't be more clear


my guess
some time ago 
alan of green
 got the silver tip off
from the Wally boyz

" ya mr g 
we bin thinkin
and 
maybe
jist maybe 
we may need 
a price level pop
and a 
a house market  crash

not all out like russia got back there
a few years ago
but 
a system cleanser 
and this may require
a massive
  rate beltch
in say 5-8 years
--------------------------

( yes Rochester
when they're bored
sometimes
the tower titz
think
that far ahead )
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so when and if ...

if we all go alans way

then
it'll be
you and I
not the banks
on the falling side
  of the shit wave

thatz why
suddenly we find
the" Kreeper Keeper"
hyping 
 ARMS
like he's just found
the better mouse trap


" TO
ARMS america to ARMS "

i.e. adjustable (A) rate (R)  mortgages (M)

if he can help
 get enough of uz
on the band wagon now

when the high rate waves
come
they'll  hit 
your monthly payment
like an elevator
and with any luck 
crash down your house
but
not the banks portfolio

( actually there's a good deal
more mechanism here
to manage
plenty of room
 for excessive damage
including a first blush
 no no
for the banks themselves
if resale prices flumkin
and colateral risk goes with it 

but what the fuck
after all aren't
uncertain  risks
the fizz in the  champagne
 of enterprise ?

so the fuck what
 if there's
a few extra twists
in the plot line

whatever 
the middle passage 
might bring
trust me
the boyz from
Wally world
will find a way 
to win  thru at the end
cause
when all settles 
back down
you'll  report to work
ever more ready
for longer hours
and
lower wage rates )

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  god how gorgeous
ole
" coal oil hair"
can be
when he's
trying to put over
his
  soft mouthed
    horny rimmed
yer pal
poison AL act

I hear
 he's out by law in '06

well
we'll really miss
this bum 
won't we 

who can
BUSH/KERRY
possibly  find 
to  top
everybodies'
favorite
back room
poison pill maker

nope

mr greenspan
  mr Greenspan
we luv yee 

face it fellow  suckers
he's
the ultimate
dutch uncle from hell
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p.s,
a thanx with a back hand
for this post goes
to the little brown  kroogster

he put me 
on to  thiz one

so here's
a kiss from pinky
paully woggles
thanx 
a pant load budz

ya gave me one

  despite 
yer nest fouling 
non sense
on
the iron laws 
of banana republics


heres a juicy fart 
for yer silly 

rates'll be rates 
shit

and ya can't out run em 

whether you 
beeeeeeeeeee
nation
or
ranch house

"we must respect
the devils HORNY hand" 
SEZ pauly 

and 
I sez 

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG