March 19, 2004

advice to Xers part one


   Xer guys and gals
of the
   best 4 year kollege
 edicated klasses 

  listen up hardons 
cause 

  THIS BUB’s
 FOR YOUZZLE 



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  HEY BUBBBZLATIONS

do yourselves a favor

  next time you see
   the folks

      fuck with their persons 

      why ?

    cause baby 
you gots ta 
        kick the parental fix
be4
 you make
 everyone  six  
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  and while your at it
  there's a bonus
 
there’s a reward 
for yourself 

along the way 

if   ya 
   go after popsicle 
     
 watch
what happens 
 
your  own fuck ass
 “ inner parent ”
 will 
sure enough 
start to
 melt
  melt melt away 

 like  that   retrosexual  witch
 from West Ozzborn
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details :

parent  beating
    can  whack 
    innner folks to shit 

   “  superego libbing ”
that's 
 IT'S CLINICAL termination
 

   get me BUB 

    you got to 

 hit out
 to
 hit in 

cause
 whether we want it so 
or nottingham 

   that's how we doppleganger
   hall of mirrors
    hopelessly
  conflicted 
faultlined
   humasskissing 
  fuckle ups
 inner-werks
       self contrive 
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 “leave it to a boomeranger
to call for his own Genercide”
                                   T Pynchon 
   
 take it from a member 
of  the swinish gen crowd
 that
tried  surfing 
 a  parent/child
kulturegap
 all the way 
to
blue bottomed 
 hell and yellow 
 hand baskets 

believe you me 
gaps are meant for open shots

and that's all there is to 
mental hygene 

don’t buy it ?

why not ?
you over imposed apon 
passive agressive 
nullity 

well 
  as old Nietzeeeeee
  sez so  often 
    somewhere
  
 “ the truth speaks out of me ”

so 
  hear it 
  and clear it 

     you Xers have done
 one super shitty job 
of  gen  gapping

 betwixt
 us swinekoffs 
and youddle

there's but pardonable cracks 

nothing but bathetic
  never fear
we kin grout em 
  cracks

what the fuck's
 wrong with you

come off this
 burden carrying 

   gopen up on us
wid bote hands 

     make uz fuckers
pay
make uz 
who kolden 
 yer every nite life 
pay nasal puts 

yawn out the interval 

      open the maw of nasty 

                     like a croc outta water 

         charge and snap

           GIVE UZ SWINESTERS 
  THE OLD Gulp down 

               “     GOPEN 
  yer soul holes 
WIDE 
MOTHER FUCKERS
 
AND TAKE UZ 
ON A  TRIP 
THRU YOUR
invisble  BOWELS 


 
SWALLOW 
UZ SWALLOWERS 
FOR ONZE 
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   KOME ON
    DO YA 
ALL WANNA END UP 
LIKE MATT DAMON 



  look at it this way scuts 
 
 AS HIMMLER
 USED TO TELL HIS BOYS

“  ITS NEVER TOO LATE 
 to take
  corrective actions ”

   the parent child 
 dynamic never dies
     till you’re
                      both gone

wanta for instance ?

  ok 
  take uz
   we Boomstockers
    
after all that
  “  not me shit 
          fuck my peeeeerents 
       we’re starting
the world anew ”


you know 
what I mean

WELL 
   after years of 
THAT GROUNDLESS SANCTIMONY 
    after back turning 
   on them all this time 
          after  spitting 
 on the old Ike ways of living 
     
damned
 if to prove what 
    total shit trays we really are 

       aren’t we now 
and haven’t we been 
for the last too long years 
blubbering about 
             HOW old pops
               was such a grand
old  thizzz
 and old pops
   was  such a great old thatzzz
       
   fuck thizz
and double fuck thatzzzzz

   for decades we say 
 hez
the devil's hand puppet

butfuck
now
NOOOOOW 
 he’s  a member in good standing 
of the  Greatest Generation
      since Pericles GOT THE PLAGUE 

       yep we fucking boomers 
   right here
 near the finish line 
  are gap closing
 at lite speed 
  
 and    even faster then 
 we’re burying 
 the fucking futile old suckers 
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  let it be a lesson 
to you 

    a lesson in
 the self double cross
 of  this flaccid 
 humeeeeen
existence 

maybe it’ll help you all 
         vicious up some 




but back to the charge 


ass hole Xmummers 

 challenge takers all ?

  gewt the startch to 
 orphan uz old kidz of yours
 
 abandon uz
 on the ice flow 

   give uz
 the old below zero 
 one way launch off

  got the worm

ta 
 put our flesh to freeze 


             itz juzt 
 where we belong
 
               off the load of uz 
    you idiotic
neck bending 
 stooped and slurpt 
  porters of 
  uzz hyperbratz

what 
  do ya think ?

 
   we were all
kidz
          just 
 so you could 
be midget parents
     
 are we 
at long  last
 no better then that

answer yes
  yezzzzzzz
 you booms 
are no better then that 


soooooooooooooooooooo
little mamas and pappas
  explode
 out  of this
        waffle  mold 
we trapped you into 

explode out like Gennii
and thunder 
at  uz
 FFFFFUUUCK OOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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    be that as it ever is

   really I’ve come be4
YOU ALL
 today dear ones 

 not to save you 
but to spring  your
own poor dear kidzzzzz
 from
the domestic   full nelson
save em 
be4 
they do  prison 
just
to flee you effectively
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see
 oh serious losers 
  thanx to uzzzzzzzz
and the chain that binds uz all 
linkishly 

we snorked 
your  parenting
sozz now you  sucks

 we ran out to play

sozzzz jjjjnooow 
to spite uzzzz
 you got to 
over staff the proceedings 
come chile time 

   inner parent ox

     you’re muscle bound
     from over training 
     
you blow 
so much fucking 
  ill smelling wind
      into the deal 

 your kidz 
are going to burst
like pink gum bubbles 

so  cut it the fuck out
    
 get a divorce for christ's sake 
               or at least 
 drink heavily in front
of the little cussballs

   go blame 
(as
well I should )
   yes goooh
blame 
  your fucking inner parents
for all this sadism
 you’re into 

 blame 
   your concrete
 sink to the bottom 
inner mummies 

they 
got got got 
to  get jack hammered 
to smithereens 
    if your kidz 
are to have a shot at
               beating off 
the siren call
         of   piracy and decay 
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 ok that's settled 

  but here's why
 I  went
    all
 the way round 
like I did 
  at the outset
 
you see 
 like I said 
 one can’t go
 straight at an inner parent
 
that's a mind fuck
you’ll just
 double back on yourself

 no 
ya gotta
 go after
the real  skunks
still out there smelling the place up 

the real perps

the ones what 
 built ya with
those particular inner parents 
  
good      old 
      mom and daddio 

 in a word uz 

yes
you  got
 to settled accounts 
wifff
 uz boomerations 


and settle em the 
HAARRDDDD   WAY 


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Posted by pinky at March 19, 2004 04:08 AM

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